Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

sligojoek wrote: »

As mentioned earlier, he also asked her , "Is it one of those ones with the big backs?" It's not so long ago when he was talking about flatscreen TVs as if they were a new phenomenon .

Wat colour is yer colour tv?

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Like I said yesterday....and the day before....and the day before dat as well....and a lot of the time.....every time I think he can't be any dumber, he surprises me.

25 years ago was 1993....and he thought that was one of the first colour TVs in Ireland. :rolleyes:

The only excuse you can make for him is that it involved such a complex and high number :rolleyes: as 25 and we all know how he is wit de auld Matty Matticks.....

As mentioned earlier, he also asked her , "Is it one of those ones with the big backs?" It's not so long ago when he was talking about flatscreen TVs as if they were a new phenomenon .

Today's show was muck....

Listened to neighbourhood watch lady from yesterday and today's show back to back and dat so to speak. On de podcast on de app de neighbourhood watch lady piece is preceded by de lady who had her €1,000 watch "misappropriated" in Malaga Airport....who was a called on today's show.

The way Fateen talked about the watch you'd swear it cost €100,000 and not €1,000. I haven't seen his watch (or watches) but I'd be willing to bet it'd cost more than €1,000. No Timex for Fateen if his garish clothing is anything to go by.

sligojoek wrote: »

Couldn't post at the time. Such a stupid question about the 25yr old TV.

"Was it one of the first colour TVs?"

Where did they get him?

Like I said yesterday....and the day before....and the day before dat as well....and a lot of the time.....every time I think he can't be any dumber, he surprises me.

25 years ago was 1993....and he thought that was one of the first colour TVs in Ireland. :rolleyes:

The only excuse you can make for him is that it involved such a complex and high number :rolleyes: as 25 and we all know how he is wit de auld Matty Matticks.....

Mena Mitty wrote: »

A Garda wudden ask me that.

Deegan from Fair City would.

sligojoek

Couldn't post at the time. Such a stupid question about the 25yr old TV.

"Was it one of the first colour TVs?"

Where did they get him?

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Joe: Did yous say yer mudder AND yer fadder are dead? Did day did doyed on de same day by any chance? Did day did doyed of naturill causes and dat or ideally in a terrybull terrybull accident and dat or from a rare disease? Would yous like ta talk abour ih in minute detail and dat and relive de pain lahv on de air?

A Garda wudden ask me that.

Brendan Bendar

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I had a music teacher that I wondered if she played with herself.

She did- the gusset banjo.

Concentrating on the top string.....!

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Mena Mitty wrote: »

I cudda sworn on me mudder and fadder's grave I never seen the 9 Reggie, honest to God I wooden tell you a word of a lie.

Joe: Mind yer eyesite now, dja heer me?

Mena Mitty wrote: »

I cudda sworn on me mudder and fadder's grave I never seen the 9 Reggie, honest to God I wooden tell you a word of a lie.

Joe: Did yous say yer mudder AND yer fadder are dead? Did day did doyed on de same day by any chance? Did day did doyed of naturill causes and dat or ideally in a terrybull terrybull accident and dat or from a rare disease? Would yous like ta talk abour ih in minute detail and dat and relive de pain lahv on de air?

ButtersSuki wrote: »

To paraphrase Reggie Kray......OPEN YOUR EYES MENA, OPEN YOUR EYES.

I cudda sworn on me mudder and fadder's grave I never seen the 9 Reggie, honest to God I wooden tell you a word of a lie.

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Had PBH just 1 show ? It feels like there was a few more.

ButtersSuki wrote: »

PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1

To paraphrase Reggie Kray......OPEN YOUR EYES MENA, OPEN YOUR EYES.

Had PBH just 1 show ? It feels like there was a few more.

Just reread your post, found the answer.

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 77
Joe Shows: 63
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €157,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

thecretinhop

Ally Dick wrote: »

Shocking lack of gratitude shown there!

lol yeah did she let slip they hsve a brand new car?

meep

But what about the failing public health system that let this user down? What about he funding failures and general glacial pace of application processing?

We can't all ring Joe and get generous benefactors to help us out.

Ally Dick

Shocking lack of gratitude shown there!

thecretinhop

hi joe u spoofer have you ever rang Carlos back??

Is Joe getting emotional there ??

Don't sing !!!

thecretinhop

egg and onion sandwiches??

PauloMN wrote: »

Sidewalk? I call it a "path" where I come from.

Pleb !

Us snobs call them "Footpaths" ...

I saw a guy taking a piss in the liffey and he looked out of it, can I call in ??

PauloMN

Sidewalk? I call it a "path" where I come from.

Dan Jaman

meep wrote: »

Well, maybe a rabid tiger?

The tiger at least does it immediately and you know what caused the rips and tears. Tumble drying slowly abrades the fabric and eventually items become thin and fragile, then get chucked.
It's amazing how long cotton goods last when they're naturally dried - the fluff from the tumble drier was part of your clothes.

UNWELL

bingo!!!!