Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Vaguey Mc Vagueface

A Shaved Duck?

So he walks down talbot street in a pair of 2k runners and cant understand what the problem could be?

2smiggy

first 'wow' of the day. Not a very enthusiastic 'wow'

I don't think Joe has much interest in Nike runners

Hector Bellend

Whats the story with your mans runners?

vicwatson

Don't think I'll spend 2 grand in my life on footwear

somesoldiers

Walking around like Mr T

First WOW in early.....

McDermotX

Is this an advert for Nike or something ?

Get Nike.....Get Beaten Up.

somesoldiers wrote: »

How much did she pay- just in case there were a few people that paid for taxis to Ashbourne for a Chungfella on that day

Did he go to Ashbourne to buy a car from done deal?

Sneaker Wurlded.

I expect this fella will explain this incredibly poorly.....yes, he's off to a good start...

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Six month's work stolen.
Never heard of backups, caller?

It took him 6 months to make the lego set....

somesoldiers

How much did she pay- just in case there were a few people that paid for taxis to Ashbourne for a Chungfella on that day

vicwatson

Sneaker culture

Wat colour were de trainers?

Nye Kee.

I wonder will we get a few "sharp intake of breath"s from Fateen as de caller describes de bait'in' in minute detail and lists de injuries.

Joe has his sharp intake of breath at the ready.......

Six month's work stolen.
Never heard of backups, caller?

Auguste Comte

He should have done a "runner" so to speak.

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I wonder how many more there would be if they hadn't been put off by the dreadful layout and reliability.

....a few hundred and 2.

Rock Lesnar

Yeah yeah central dubaleen

Yeah yeah runners

Move along caller, only got til 3 o'clock

A Shaved Duck? wrote: »

Whats with the pathetic voice david?...is it for effect?

He's upset......... sniffle

somesoldiers

5 or 6 ....ie 1

Bait'in's in De Unadulterated Kip and dat.

Nigh-kee trainers!

I'm hugely into sneaker culture....I wonder will I get a call?

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Re. your last point.....only a few hundred people access the services online apparently.....was in de paper last year so to speak.

I wonder how many more there would be if they hadn't been put off by the dreadful layout and reliability.

A Shaved Duck?

Whats with the pathetic voice david?...is it for effect?

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 75
Joe Shows: 61
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €152,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I recall him mentioning "our Real Player" and "RTE's Real Player" as if it was some in-house wizardry. No doubt the world was beating a path to the doors of Montrose in the hope of getting some o' dat. Or not.
I must say this, though. In all the years I've had access to it, it's hardly ever worked faultlessy, or at all on some occasions. Continally beset by niggles and glitches, and that's when the teaboy can be arsed to keep it up to date.
The maintenance of the database the player draws on is hit and miss, to put it mildly. Just another symptom of how seriously RTE takes online subcribers - not at all.

+1. It rarely if ever wurked without a glitch for me. The app is much better.

Re. your last point.....only a few hundred people access the services online apparently.....was in de paper last year so to speak.