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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

wnolan1992

Ireland is scheduled to be buried under snow at 4pm tomorrow, so here's one last Liveline thread for the road. Enjoy.

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2smiggy

what could be on today's show ?

can't be as bad as yesterdays at least, or could it :eek:

ButtersSuki

JMNolan wrote: »

Joes interview + my lunch = zzzzzz

Wat colour was yer lunch?

ButtersSuki

jelutong wrote: »

Aithnionn ciarog ciarog eile mar sin a labairth?

Gub row mott ogut a chara jelutong - are you one of de Cabra jelutongs so to speak?

To paraphrase Fateen - don't do de accent Gway-El-gah.

jelutong

ButtersSuki wrote: »

On anudder day, Fateen would be gunning for a caller like Dug-less; questioning his qualifications and dat and chastising him for giving hope to de people (when only Fateen and padres are allowed do dat). As it suited his narrative yesterday and no doubt de mudder and Dug-less are friends with someone in RTE and day needed a bit of an auld plug-een for Dug-lesssessssssessssss business so fire away and get a bih of a buzz goin’ caller......

Aithnionn ciarog ciarog eile mar sin a labairth?

Dan Jaman

JMNolan wrote: »

Dougie says he is such a great salesperson yet he couldn't sell me on this BS -

That's the Power of Woo, from the Woo Master 1st Dan Black Belt in Boollockology, Dug Lasssss San.

JMNolan

Dougie says he is such a great salesperson yet he couldn't sell me on this BS -

I left after 9 years there to come back to Ireland to look after my father in law, who had cancer and kidney issues. He's 85 and is in great health now following a healing with me and the power of love and hugs from his daughter and my children.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Hmm... the BS is strong with this one.

On anudder day, Fateen would be gunning for a caller like Dug-less; questioning his qualifications and dat and chastising him for giving hope to de people (when only Fateen and padres are allowed do dat). As it suited his narrative yesterday and no doubt de mudder and Dug-less are friends with someone in RTE and day needed a bit of an auld plug-een for Dug-lesssessssssessssss business so fire away and get a bih of a buzz goin’ caller......

ButtersSuki

Terrontress wrote: »

Douglas isn’t what I was expecting

https://www.linkedin.com/in/doug-gordon-216091b/

He’s almost xactly like I pictured him from his voice tbh.

Dan Jaman

Terrontress wrote: »

Douglas isn’t what I was expecting

https://www.linkedin.com/in/doug-gordon-216091b/

It gets worse. His father in law had cancer, leading Dougless to move back to Ireland and heal him, assisted by love and hugs from Drugless’ wife and kids.

http://www.bodyhealthandsoul.com/about-me/

Hmm... the BS is strong with this one.

Terrontress

Douglas isn’t what I was expecting

https://www.linkedin.com/in/doug-gordon-216091b/

It gets worse. His father in law had cancer, leading Dougless to move back to Ireland and heal him, assisted by love and hugs from Drugless’ wife and kids.

http://www.bodyhealthandsoul.com/about-me/

ButtersSuki

Joe's pronunciation of Douglas as "Dug-less" was also a highlight. As were the countless and unnecessary use of one of his crutch words/phrases "Whoy? Whoy? Whoy?". Worth every cent.

ButtersSuki

In relation to my last post when the most modest man in Ireland India firstly said to Joe "I host a radio show, like yourself", and then followed it up with "I'm a healer" I was genuinely waiting for Joe to say

"I do be healin' de poor and de sick meself and dat, but I have 400,000 listeners...how many do you do be do be do have?"

......or something similar.

ButtersSuki

I caught a few minutes of the show in the car (which is blue before anyone asks). Wasn't it great of the Southside Mother & Son to come on the air and take time out from variously shopping in Lidl (has she no shame as a Southsider?) and holidaying/healing to promote the son's business in the middle of a missing persons story. If only de childer was proven to be dead Joe could have gotten a plug-een in for de buke as well. Disgustingly shameless, even by Lahv Lahn standards.

ButtersSuki

Oops69 wrote: »

This guy is psychiatrically un well , he shouldn’t be on .

He's only back from a small break-een, give him a few days to get back up to speed. Wait, you mean Joe right?

Mena Mitty

Jebus Mariah snd Joachim, did Joe just say the holy name loive on the radio.

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 68
Joe Shows: 54
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €135,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

AS PREDICTED:

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Don't forget....he is (or may be) coming back on Monday, so to speak:

Odyssey 2005

Could you smuggle Andrew into India Linda?
He thinks they're in the airport awaiting his violent return

Uncharted

Mind yourself in 3.... 2... 1....

JMNolan

Joes interview + my lunch = zzzzzz

Uncharted

He was so well known,that nobody heard of him going missing 7 years ago....... Good man Joe. Twat

Dan Jaman

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Joe looking for tears.

She's too composed for him and his tricks.

2smiggy

today's show was fairly dire, even by it's usual standards

Uncharted

Joe desperately trying to wrangle another 3 minutes out of this tosh

buried

Joe desperately fishing for tears. Hope is no good for Joe.

Odyssey 2005

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Joe looking for tears.

I'm fookin crying and me ears are bleeding

Roger_007

"Presumed no longer alive"..............is that the same as dead,Joe?

Mena Mitty

Maybe a Bengali tiger was prowling in the bushes sotospeak, i know it doesn't bear thinking about.

DoctorEdgeWild

Joe looking for tears.

Odyssey 2005

Passing huh...

Dan Jaman

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

What was the book caller ?

"Just Joe". He was so enraged at it, he stood up to throw it into the falls, lost his footing and fell in.