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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

wnolan1992

Ireland is scheduled to be buried under snow at 4pm tomorrow, so here's one last Liveline thread for the road. Enjoy.

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Oops69

I don’t bother with stamps , loyalty cards etc anymore , it’s all a load of Bollix nowadays .

ButtersSuki

Were you going to Liz Bonn in Port-eh-Gil?

Uncharted

Year and a half of saving stamps to save €zero.
Anudder job fer de lahvlahn to sollev.

Oops69

To her ‘horror ‘ ... put things in perspective love .

somesoldiers

18K- off to Port-eh-gil

ButtersSuki

NOT ON DE PROMO!

2smiggy

Oops69 wrote: »

The fire in ballymun has to feature , it’s the perfect orgasm for joe , the Nordside , fiber grade , hero’s , he can pretend he know a the area etc.etc.

missing a good old death thou

Oops69

The fire in ballymun has to feature , it’s the perfect orgasm for joe , the Nordside , fiber grade , hero’s , he can pretend he know a the area etc.etc.

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 57
Joe Shows: 52
No Show Joe Shows: 5
Breakeens 4 Joe: 5
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 1 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th!)
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €130,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY coming up on twoday's show and dat so to speak:

WEDDING WURLDID left de peeple hoy and dry....."Day asked me for a deposit so I paid in full"...no chance Joe would ask her WHOY she did dis of course. €570 for 2 wedding dresses - in my experience that was a steal.
COMPO for De Beast For De East Wedding as de guests couldn't make it and de bride (who else sez you?) wants de hotel to pay he some money back for de food day didn't eat.
"Me nerves are gone" says a rural publican...not from de taxes, not from de rates, not from being in de country but from de exploding Guinness glasses behind him on the bar. PUN TIME FROM FATEEN - "De glasses aren't stout enough" (he actually said that and could barely contain his self-congratulatory giggle after saying it).

NO MENTION OF DE FOYRE IN BALLYER DOUGH......

Camp voyis outro? Of course! Of course!

SEPT 23 1989

more wedding wurtled

messed up weather weddings an angry bride speaks

exploding Guinness pint glasses

ButtersSuki

I'm in De Yew Kay dis week so to speak. Will Fateen De Foyre Hound be in Full On Foyre Mode Twoday so to speak?

ButtersSuki

(Yesterday's version of) De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 56
Joe Shows: 51
No Show Joe Shows: 5
Breakeens 4 Joe: 5
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 1 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th!)
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €127,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.

Greybottle

Joe won't be happy with this either. A list of the 5 best Irish comedies of all time, as put together by RTE. No mention of Brendan O'Cackle and Mrs Browns Boys on it.

https://www.rte.ie/culture/2018/0321/949079-the-5-best-irish-sitcoms-ever/

Roger_007

No prizes for guessing what will be on da Loivelion t'day!

FOYER! FOYER! FOYER!

somesoldiers

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Right I listened back to the lad who clocked off out foreign tonight while walking the dog(I realise that's irrelevant)

Things that were pointless/irrelevant to the callers point(what ever that was btw)

- arrived on a Saturday
-went for water aka pints
- played music on the balcony and was tone deaf
- had diabetes
- the fact her son was his godson
-the names of her niece and her boyfriend
- her husband and brother in law had work on a Monday
- he followed Liverpool
- the padre was married(he was probably Anglican)
- the fact that it was a nighttime cremation.
- the fact her brother died on his side with no pants on.

I see now why I stopped listening to liveline at work or at home.

this is unfortunately how Irish people ( women in particular) tell stories. I often marvel at how much useless and irrelevant detail my wife/ sister/ mother include in their conversations. I am a purely facts man
BTW my wife's name is Sinead, adds nothing I know but helps me reach my word target of 10,000 words per hour

Itssoeasy

Right I listened back to the lad who clocked off out foreign tonight while walking the dog(I realise that's irrelevant)

Things that were pointless/irrelevant to the callers point(what ever that was btw)

- arrived on a Saturday
-went for water aka pints
- played music on the balcony and was tone deaf
- had diabetes
- the fact her son was his godson
-the names of her niece and her boyfriend
- her husband and brother in law had work on a Monday
- he followed Liverpool
- the padre was married(he was probably Anglican)
- the fact that it was a nighttime cremation.
- the fact her brother died on his side with no pants on.

I see now why I stopped listening to liveline at work or at home.