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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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Ireland is scheduled to be buried under snow at 4pm tomorrow, so here's one last Liveline thread for the road. Enjoy.

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ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 49
Joe Shows: 44
No Show Joe Shows: 5
Breakeens 4 Joe: 5
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 1 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th!)
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €110,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.

ButtersSuki

De Pedantic Boring Humanoid is in for Fateen who takes anudder break-een - de Feb fees cheque must have arrived dis morning.

POSSIBLY on twoday's show:

Ticket Touting. Loretto calls in after she bought a tickets on which she paid 3.5 times the face value only to see it came from a rugby clubs - and she deliberately didn't go in to her rugby club lottery. "It's just capitalism baby" sez Philip - and friend of de show Pat Hickey!
Car sold but de finance wasn't paid and now de person who bought the car doesn't own it. WHOY?
Churching and dat so to speak. "People may have had sex" sez PBH, followed by a "perish the thought"

PBH read out the topics with the enthusiasm of a man on death row. I'm out before it even starts so to speak.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Ticket Touting. Loretto calls in after she bought a tickets on which she paid 3.5 times the face value only to see it came from a rugby clubs - and she deliberately didn't go in to her rugby club lottery. "It's just capitalism baby" sez Philip - and friend of de show Pat Hickey!

The completely obvious question to ask in relation to the above is if you are a member of a rugby club why the hell did you not enter the lottery in your own club? No chance Joe would ask that, but PBH might......

meep

ButtersSuki wrote: »

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 48
Joe Shows: 43
No Show Joe Shows: 4
Breakeens 4 Joe: 4
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 1 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th!)
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €110,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.

Think you have employed some Soapbox Joe matty-matiks dere @ButtersSuki

5x appearances between PBH and D'Omen but only 4x breakeens for Joe, so to speak?

ButtersSuki

meep wrote: »

Think you have employed some Soapbox Joe matty-matiks dere @ButtersSuki

5x appearances between PBH and D'Omen but only 4x breakeens for Joe, so to speak?

Apologies, apologies caller. I did added so many new features dis year it's hard to remember to update all of de buttons and dat on de abacus before I input it into de EYEfone. Dare were udder mistakes too but you didn't spot dem did ya?

I'll tell yisser all wan ting - it's fecking hard to update a post with Italics, bold and coloured fonts on de EYEfone.

It's updated now so to speak.

Dan Jaman

PBH must have finally cleared the peasants off his driveway to the estate.

meep

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Apologies, apologies caller. I did added so many new features dis year it's hard to remember to update all of de buttons and dat on de abacus before I input it into de EYEfone. Dare were udder mistakes too but you didn't spot dem did ya? I'll tell yisser all wan ting - it's fecking hard to update a post with Italics, bold and coloured fonts on de EYEfone.

It's updated now so to speak.