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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

wnolan1992

Ireland is scheduled to be buried under snow at 4pm tomorrow, so here's one last Liveline thread for the road. Enjoy.

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ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

His Joeship just turned up briefly on Nationwide. I didn't catch the jist of it but I think "RTE broadcaster, Joe Duffy" is doing the voiceover for an app. Something to do with tourists and Trinners and statues and monuments.

Fees? Check.
Ego-stroking? Check.
I could go om but I won't.....I'll save myself a potential ban. :rolleyes:

NickNickleby

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Fees? Check.
Ego-stroking? Check.
I could go om but I won't.....I'll save myself a potential ban. :rolleyes:

I heard he does a lot of pro Bono work.

oh wait.. no, that was Bono.

ButtersSuki

NickNickleby wrote: »

I heard he does a lot of pro Bono work.

oh wait.. no, that was Bono.

He certainly did some pro-Bono wurk a few years ago when U2 and apple sent de wunderful, fantastic, magnificent album to all EYEChoons users for free pro-grattis so to speak giving them a whole show/75mins free advertising about it and gushing over Cedarwood Road in particular offering his own (as one artiste to anudder so to speak) critical review of de album. Every song was at least "wunderful, fantastic" (Joe's 2 favourite wurds of praise - apart from "Well done!") and some were "wunderful, fantastic" and "magnificent". He also engaged in his usual gross exaggeration stating repeatedly throughout the show that 500million people wood hear de album - and wunder where Cedarwood Road was and abour it's storee and dat - ignoring of course the fact that having an album that you don't want sent to your phne didn't mean you'd listen to it. When the publicity stunt backfired in the following days and the band and apple both apologised for the invasion of privacy of course Fateen dedicated a show to digital rights and negative PR for balance......and if you believe that last part I've 75,000 copies of a buke about dead childers to sell you.

ButtersSuki

Fateen in today.

Driving test fears - a wonderful use of the national broadcasters time so to speak.
More Snow Heroes.
€500 to watch 4 mooovie filllllums on eir during the storm because de fambillee were over dare limit so to speak.
Over the edge pun re. Cliffs of Moher pricing. Well done! Well done! :rolleyes:

Camp voyis outro? Of course! Of course!

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 46
Joe Shows: 42
No Show Joe Shows: 4
Breakeens 4 Joe: 4
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Estimated fees to date dis year: €105,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.

somesoldiers

ButtersSuki wrote: »

€500 to watch 4 mooovie filllllums on eir during the storm because de fambillee were over dare limit so to speak.

Excess usage is charged at €2.03 per GB up to a maximum of €24.40 inc VAT per month.

This will be interesting if it happens. lots of Joe pretending he knows what a byte is and algo-riddims etc

Dan Jaman

More DEATH on the roads.

somesoldiers

if you don't pass after 3 you should be life-banned so to speak

McDermotX

Men.

Boooooo.....

somesoldiers

When he says "take off" what do you take off so to speak

Roger_007

If she too nervous to do the test, she shouldn't be driving at all?

Rock Lesnar

The instructer wont take anymore lessons off her, shes that good

MmmChocolate

Maybe if you've failed four tests there's a message coming through, hmmm?

withless

Is der some of sort of radio presenter test?

cozar

he had to bring Saoirse Ronan into conversation cos he couldn't do it yesterday.

jetfiremuck

Margaret.....time to put your head in his lap...wink wink......see how it goes

DoctorEdgeWild

I'm a good driver. Classic.

deathtocaptcha

I'm a good driver Joe, I've failed 4 tests and have been driving for 10 years :rolleyes:

MmmChocolate

"I'm a good driver. Like, it's entirely the fault of those four bastards for failing me. Not my fault at all."

Skid X

Beware of anyone who tells you "I am a good driver", especially someone who can't pass their test

Rock Lesnar

withless wrote: »

Is der some of sort of radio presenter test?

Obviously not

Dan Jaman

Blatantly admits to driving around unlicenced and uninsured, then.

somesoldiers

she only sat it 4 times

sudzs

Her instructer refused to give her any more lessons... I suspect Margaret might be a lost cause. :rolleyes:

buried

Joe just wants de authoriteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees to give this wan the licence because its all de mens fault or some f**king nonsense like that

mojesius

5 attempts? She's obviously a ****e driver. Needs to work on her fail reasons as opposed to moaning on radio

somesoldiers

"Don't give the test centre give the county" lol there's only one Test centre in Westmeath I'm sure

Rock Lesnar

Navan is not in West Meath

buried

lol sounds like Joe wouldn't pass the thing either

PauloMN

somesoldiers wrote: »

lol there's only one Test centre in Westmeath I'm sure

And Navan is not it lol!