kuang1 wrote: » That's put a smile on my face awec. Congratulations sir. Mine'll be 9 soon and she hasn't failed to drive me bat**** crazy, request help of somekind with something, and make me laugh every single day of her life so far. And I do apologise for being the first to point it out; but you do realise in about 4/5 years time when she starts having proper, orchestrated birthday parties with friends of hers invited an' all...that they're likely to be organised for Saturdays closest to the birthday??? i.e. the first or second weekend of February every year will from then on be...your daughter's birthday party weekend. *gets coat*
awec wrote: » So umm... I became a parent today To the most perfect little girl
kuang1 wrote: » And I do apologise for being the first to point it out; but you do realise in about 4/5 years time when she starts having proper, orchestrated birthday parties with friends of hers invited an' all...that they're likely to be organised for Saturdays closest to the birthday??? i.e. the first or second weekend of February every year will from then on be...your daughter's birthday party weekend. *gets coat*
Zzippy wrote: » Great lineup, entertaining enough tonight
laugh wrote: » Clubhouse on TV3 now. Wow O'Gara, AP McCoy and Conor O'Shea.
Zzippy wrote: » Never had colic, touch wood, bit of teething alright. I believe the process flow gets more complicated as they get older but at least they start commnicating then...:pac:
Stheno wrote: » Yours not teething or suffering from colic yet then?
sydthebeat wrote: » Congrats awec ! Well done on all your hard work
Zzippy wrote: » It's a very simple process flow 1. Has baby shat himself? Yes. Change nappy. No. Proceed to step 2. 2. Is baby hungry? Offer bottle. If they take it they're hungry. If they don't, proceed to step 3. 3. Does baby have wind? Rub back. If they puke on you they no longer have wind. If they don't they didn't have it. Proceed to step 4. 4. Put baby down again. If they sleep 1-3 was successful. If they don't, return to step 1.
Stheno wrote: » I'm too old now It's the thoughts of screaming creatures who are incapable of communicating why they are screaming that leaves me cold. And not being able to do anything without them
awec wrote: » Pregnancy is easy Stheno. I barely felt a thing.
Stheno wrote: » If there is one thing I am forever grateful for, it's being the oldest of ten After a childhood filled with endless pregnancies, morning sickness and screaming babies every two years, the desire to procreate was dead
mfceiling wrote: » On the plus side he'll be getting no sleep either. And his social life is fcuked. And he'll be constantly broke. And he'll never get a lie in for years. And he'll be like a zombie for the next year.
Stheno wrote: » Huge congratulations, may you enjoy the richness she will bring
Jack Kanoff wrote: » Ah that's great news awec! The very best to the three of ye and enjoy the ride.......(coincidentally...you won't be getting any of the other type for a long, long, loooong time )
Zzippy wrote: » You left out sh1t. A lot. Congrats dude, delighted all went well! Some change, isn't it...
awec wrote: » Mum doing very well as well. Babies are amazing. How do they know to suck to feed?! She sneezed today and I was amazed that babies know how to sneeze! Great life too. Eat, roll over and sleep, rinse and repeat. Not a care in the world.
mfceiling wrote: » Well done buddy!! And a little lady at that....hope both ladies are well.
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