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I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

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Debtocracy

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

To be fair, it sounds like despite his foreign adventures, he's a good husband and father at home.

It's probably better he "blows off steam" the way he is than starting an affair with one of her friends/someone in the office or something.

I suppose it depends on whether you believe you can seperate sex from emotional attachment. By the sound of it, the "arrangement" gives him what he needs and things at home are happy and stable too. Probably better than a messy divorce, upset and pain for everyone especially the kids, and the aftermath.

It wouldn't really be for me, but it's probably a lot more common than some like to think - and not just married men either.

I wouldn't be particularly worried about his use of prostitutes.

I would be more worried about his 'I do be getting me rocks off with some Eastern European bird, sur they do only be gagging for it and me kids do be in the best of gear, nike trainers and all and sur I do give me missus a good one every Wednesday night to keep her happy' type of speech.

_Kaiser_

vicwatson wrote: »

I feel desperately sad for your wife and children.

To be fair, it sounds like despite his foreign adventures, he's a good husband and father at home.

It's probably better he "blows off steam" the way he is than starting an affair with one of her friends/someone in the office or something.

I suppose it depends on whether you believe you can seperate sex from emotional attachment. By the sound of it, the "arrangement" gives him what he needs and things at home are happy and stable too. Probably better than a messy divorce, upset and pain for everyone especially the kids, and the aftermath.

It wouldn't really be for me, but it's probably a lot more common than some like to think - and not just married men either.

Pintman Paddy Losty

vicwatson wrote: »

I feel desperately sad for your wife and children.

Don't need your pity kid. I earn plenty and provide very well for my family. They have a great life and want for nothing. Wife gets what she wants. Kids are all decked out in the best of gear. 2 family holidays a year. Spend most Sunday's doing a road trip to somewhere nice for a hike and a Sunday lunch. Very happy family pal.

vicwatson

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

That's actually not the case with me. Myself and the missus get on great. Have a fantastic relationship. Love her to bits. Enough riding to keep me ticking over most of the time as well.

Doesn't mean I also don't enjoy battering open the back gate of the city with some young foreign bird either. That don't take away from the love I have for me wife and kids. Just blowing off a bit of steam with the lads. No harm done. No one gets hurt and keeps me happy.

I think it's good for a relationship. I like blowing my beans on a birds face, but I'm not gonna do that to my wife if she's gonna be in kissing the young lad goodnight, am I?

The Romans used to engage in a practice called Bacchanalia where they all went off to the wilderness and got pissed on wine and rode whoever they wanted. A big aul orgy in the woods. That's what the golfing trips are like, cept we normally drink San Miguel or Superbock and ride eastern european or asian birds. It's cathartic and good for a man's soul.

I feel desperately sad for your wife and children.

Pintman Paddy Losty

professore wrote: »

Shallow... Your username checks out beautyobsessed. These self righteous types end up in marriages where they put out twice a year, eat buckets of food, nag and bitch 24/7 to their husband who bends over backwards to please them and then are surprised when he turns into the OP. Seen it so many times now it's like a cliché. And the media says "make her happy". Nah, that's the problem, stuck up full of themselves wives.

Ask anyone in customer service - the most entitled obnoxious clients are married middle aged well to do women.

Or the OP is a dick. It's all good

That's actually not the case with me. Myself and the missus get on great. Have a fantastic relationship. Love her to bits. Enough riding to keep me ticking over most of the time as well.

Doesn't mean I also don't enjoy battering open the back gate of the city with some young foreign bird either. That don't take away from the love I have for me wife and kids. Just blowing off a bit of steam with the lads. No harm done. No one gets hurt and keeps me happy.

I think it's good for a relationship. I like blowing my beans on a birds face, but I'm not gonna do that to my wife if she's gonna be in kissing the young lad goodnight, am I?

The Romans used to engage in a practice called Bacchanalia where they all went off to the wilderness and got pissed on wine and rode whoever they wanted. A big aul orgy in the woods. That's what the golfing trips are like, cept we normally drink San Miguel or Superbock and ride eastern european or asian birds. It's cathartic and good for a man's soul.

Sofiztikated

professore wrote: »

Shallow... Your username checks out beautyobsessed. These self righteous types end up in marriages where they put out twice a year, eat buckets of food, nag and bitch 24/7 to their husband who bends over backwards to please them and then are surprised when he turns into the OP. Seen it so many times now it's like a cliché. And the media says "make her happy". Nah, that's the problem, stuck up full of themselves wives.

Ask anyone in customer service - the most entitled obnoxious clients are married middle aged well to do women.

Or the OP is a dick. It's all good

Especially with THAT haircut.

Samuel T. Cogley

professore wrote: »

Ask anyone in customer service - the most entitled obnoxious clients are married middle aged well to do women.

Amen

0ph0rce0

professore wrote:

And the media says "make her happy"

You always here that ****e alright and then they be talking between friends. Oh what's he like? What's his job? Has he a nice house? Nice Car? Look I want all the above oh and must be Tall, Ripped & Only have time for what I want.

Hang on a minute there. Ask her what she's going to bring to the relationship?

Uh oh uh uh uh erm ME

**** off

professore

beautyobsessed wrote: »

Men are so shallow, why don't you ask her why she's so depressed probably because she is with you! Haha

Shallow... Your username checks out beautyobsessed. These self righteous types end up in marriages where they put out twice a year, eat buckets of food, nag and bitch 24/7 to their husband who bends over backwards to please them and then are surprised when he turns into the OP. Seen it so many times now it's like a cliché. And the media says "make her happy". Nah, that's the problem, stuck up full of themselves wives.

Ask anyone in customer service - the most entitled obnoxious clients are married middle aged well to do women.

Or the OP is a dick. It's all good

Mister Vain

Well this had been an entertaining read. Probably the best thread on AH since the legendary "Strange one night stands" thread a few years back.

jones 19

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Nah. I don't have time for all that. Too busy bringing home the money.

In fact, the missus heading away on a break is my second favourite time after my own holidays. Kids dropped to the grandparents. Have the gaff to myself for the week. Feet up. Chinese takeaway and a few cans with the gaff to myself. Fantastic stuff.

Might head to that house nightclub with that JohnnyFlash fella next time hahaha!

This guy is a fraud lads. He's only here to rise ye.

Tipsy McSwagger

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Myself and the lads regularly have them when we head off on our "golf trips" to Portugal. Great to get away from the wife for a week of drink and sex. The birds over there are gagging for it.

One of the other lads organises the parties. Normally absolute stunners of eastern European extraction. The stuff they'll do! You wouldn't believe it. All in their twenties as well. Expensive ladies but worth it!

15 of us heading over in May. Can't wait.

Anyone else read this in Jay from The Inbetweeneers voice?

JupiterKid

Yep, been to an orgy in the Cockring club in Amsterdam.

It was fun.

I'm not married I hasten to add - a new relationship is budding though. But I've been in open relationships before.

Rubberchikken

If you have to ask - youve never been:D:D

worded

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

It's a double standard. If a woman fcuks ten men shes a slut if a man does it he's Gay.

My X could have been a whore in the bed room, a chef in the kitchen and a lady in public except she got them the wrong way around

She was a lady in the bed room etc

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Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Any man that says he wouldn't enjoy a rim job from a young one is telling you porkies.

I love my wife and kids. Doesn't mean I don't have urges like any other man.

Off your sanctimonious high horse now, good lad.

Just so you know. Most of those Thai birds will have been sold into prostitution. Just saying....

[Deleted User]

I wanted to go once, but I came twice

Stephen Gawking

A guy I worked with is a real hornbag to say the least, one day on the lunch break a female colleague walks into the canteen. A real militant feminist type, he starts chatting to her as he's a real charmer. Eventually tells her about a swingers party haooening the next weekend in town & asks her if she'll go to it with him. She's all excited & fluttered until he clarifies that he doesn't want to ride her it's just that he has to bring a woman to get in. She didn't see the funny side.

Samuel T. Cogley

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I’m broken up with the battleaxe. She can do whatever she wants and I can do what I want. I don’t talk to her. As for the stds - I always wrap the mickey before going jousting. Got a test there recently just to be sure - they stick a fūcking swab into your fūcking japseye!!!! :eek:

At a quarter to 11 you're still posting on boards. What happened to the clunge?

Chrongen

Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »

I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

Stage fright?

[Deleted User]

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You were given a card showing you where a swinging party was being organised?

Not what I said. The card did not show where anything was. It had "directions" as in instructions. Not "directions" as in locations. You know "directions" has two meanings right?

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Most swinging is organised on one website in Ireland, not having attractive and mysterious strangers approcoaching you in the pub.

The key word in your sentence there is likely "most". You might notice that "most" != "all".

Amazing that people with an already alternative lifestyle might not all do things the same way huh :pac:. By the way - water is wet - since we are stating the bleeding obvious today.

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I think you’re telling a porkie.

As do I about most of your posts so far on the thread too. But I am capable of having a conversation without having to accuse everyone of lying. I take people mostly at face value.

JohnnyFlash

beautyobsessed wrote: »

Flash lol irregular sex with complete strangers possibly with stds sounds ideal....I'm sure your wife has no problem letting you go either, you sound crass and nasty to treat her like that why didn't you ask her why she was piling on the pounds or at least be a good husband and ask her why she was depressed putting on weight?

I’m broken up with the battleaxe. She can do whatever she wants and I can do what I want. I don’t talk to her. As for the stds - I always wrap the mickey before going jousting. Got a test there recently just to be sure - they stick a fūcking swab into your fūcking japseye!!!! :eek:

beautyobsessed

Seve OB wrote: »

It sounds to me like someone got under your skin.

Men like him are ten a penny, he couldn't get under my skin if he tried.:pac:

Seve OB

beautyobsessed wrote: »

Flash lol irregular sex with complete strangers possibly with stds sounds ideal....I'm sure your wife has no problem letting you go either, you sound crass and nasty to treat her like that why didn't you ask her why she was piling on the pounds or at least be a good husband and ask her why she was depressed putting on weight?

It sounds to me like someone got under your skin.

beautyobsessed

Flash lol irregular sex with complete strangers possibly with stds sounds ideal....I'm sure your wife has no problem letting you go either, you sound crass and nasty to treat her like that why didn't you ask her why she was piling on the pounds or at least be a good husband and ask her why she was depressed putting on weight?

Seve OB

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Don’t go breaking up with the wife if you’re happy and getting your hole on a semi-regular basis. Not advocating that at all. But there’s no point in been stuck in a lovelsss marriage either, like what happened to me. Having some bird pulling on your pole in the back of a taxi on the way back to her place is better than any antidepressant..... :cool:

I remember them days well. No chance of my missus ever doing anything remotely like that.

By the way, I've no intention of breaking up with her at all, not sure what gave you that idea. I get my hole regularly, once a month, regular as clockwork

Just figured I'd ask her if she wants to go to that aul mask wearing sex soiree........ Though mind you, if I do ask her that, she'll probably divorce me haha

JohnnyFlash

Seve OB wrote: »

This is gas stuff. Johnny you are a funny f'er

Must send that link to my missus and see if she is game ball, I'm sure we probably have a few masks from the kids at Halloween.

Some people here need to lighten up

Don’t go breaking up with the wife if you’re happy and getting your hole on a semi-regular basis. Not advocating that at all. But there’s no point in been stuck in a lovelsss marriage either, like what happened to me. Having some bird pulling on your pole in the back of a taxi on the way back to her place is better than any antidepressant..... :cool:

Seve OB

This is gas stuff. Johnny you are a funny f'er

Must send that link to my missus and see if she is game ball, I'm sure we probably have a few masks from the kids at Halloween.

Some people here need to lighten up

JohnnyFlash

badboyblast wrote: »

Your not attached to someone, married on paper, your gone from your missus , different story , your single in the real world

Huh? I’m broken up from the wife and waiting for the glorious day that we can get divorced. Moved out ages ago and moved into an apartment in town I owned by telling the tenants I was doing the place up and that they had to leave.Course I’m single. Best decision Ive ever made. Should have left her years ago. Going out and getting the ride of a Friday night doesn’t tie me down to anything, thanks be to Jesus ....

BorneTobyWilde

Flower124 wrote: »

. That's what you think. Women have sex outside marriage just as much as men. Monogamy can very restricting for women aswell. Why be with one man when I can be with many?
I am married, and I am having an affair with a man in Spain. He is constant. Also if I meet a young man abroad that I want to have sex with, I will. I agree, it is easier to get away with abroad.
Monogamy can be stifling for all of us. I see no harm in being with someone else as long as the other partner also has that option.
So as long as you are totally fine with the idea of your wife getting a rimjob off a 20 year old Eastern European man( and believe me alot of married women like the younger men abroad) no harm done

So it's new tyres you're after, cool.