Jack Kanoff wrote: » People talking about my buddy Elodie ! Shall we see if we can come up with an imaginative excuse for me not going to work today.
Bob Harris wrote: » Keep Jack Kanoff and I'm sure you'll come up with something. Do you stir your tea in a clockwise or anti clockwise direction?
Bob Harris wrote: » Weird shít. How many swings of a bat would you need to hit a home run?
Lorelli! wrote: » As many as they allow Best off going with the 24 stomach bug. Not imaginative but reliable. Should you be allowed at least two "I really just don't feel like going in today" days off work?
Bob Harris wrote: » You can take as many as you like. It may get you fired though. What's the last document you signed?
Lorelli! wrote: » A school sponsorship card What's your favourite one hit wonder?
Jack Kanoff wrote: » Jimi Hendrix, "All along the watchtower" What's the worst one hit wonder you can remember?
Bob Harris wrote: » Cotton eye joe. Do you ever buy rounds?
Lorelli! wrote: » Sometimes Do you not think The Crash Test Dummies song Mmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmm is better than Cotton Eye Joe?
Bob Harris wrote: » It is better which is why I didn't say it was the worst. Have you ever been overpaid?
Lorelli! wrote: » Nope just underpaid Who would you rather as your boss , Alan Partridge or David Brent?
Bob Harris wrote: » I'd ring in sick I'd say. At a push David Brent. Do you like open plan offices?
Lorelli! wrote: » If it's 4 or 5 people it's ok but I worked before in a really large one and bizarrely no one ever talked. A guy who sat right beside me for two years would just communicate through instant msg Do pathological liars believe in themselves?
Bob Harris wrote: » I'm sure they believe in their ability to be the best liars they can be. Did a teacher ever throw anything at you?
Lorelli! wrote: » I saw one throw a duster at a boy before in first or second year. He drew a swastika on his German copy cover and the teacher flipped out. What was your best subject?
Bob Harris wrote: » General knowledge. Have you ever been caught up in a heist?
Lorelli! wrote: » I was in a garage before that got robbed if you could call that a heist. How much do you know about Ma Barker?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Nothing whatsoever. Do you think you could cope with being in prison for a few months?
Lorelli! wrote: » I suppose in that situation you wouldn't have a choice. I was just reading a thread and saw that tomwaterford closed his account??
Bob Harris wrote: » What a quitter. Will we ever see his likes again?
Lorelli! wrote: » I hope so or maybe he's better off! Would you like to go and live with the Amish for a while?
Bob Harris wrote: » Not really. What's the best playing card?
Lorelli! wrote: » Like the actual card? Depends on what you need at the time but I like The Ace Of Spades Can you read music?
Bob Harris wrote: » I listen to it instead. What goes bump in the night?
Lorelli! wrote: » I can think of a few things including falling out of the bed Have you ever been known to sleep walk?
Bob Harris wrote: » Never. I've woken up on the floor twice that I remember and was pushed another time. Do you watch TG4?
Lorelli! wrote: » No I don't really. I do remember watching a really sad old documentary on it a few years ago though about the life of two brothers I think, who had EB where their skin was as light and sensitive as a butterfly. Their life was very hard. What's your favourite insect?
Bob Harris wrote: » The Ladybird. What's the most dangerous kitchen appliance?
[Deleted User] wrote: » A chip pan What's your favourite kitchen appliance?
Bob Harris wrote: » The fridge. Do you think Ken Wood knows Morphy Richards?
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