Yester wrote: Ok. I'm trying to put my game face on here. The mother-in-law got me a shirt for xmas so I'm going to wear that. I did have a cold so I might use that as an excuse as well.
Tell me how wrote: » Big mistake wearing that shirt. It'll draw attention to you because she'll keeping looking at you and asking others "Do you like Yesters shirt?" forcing them to look at you. Last suggestion. Hit a break glass unit to evacuate the building. It'll buy you some time and the adrenalin should explain your wide eyes.
Yester wrote: » Cheers Homer
Yester wrote: » Basicly I went on the lash with the lads last night and it ended up a 5 o clock in the morning job. Suffering today and I I met one of my friends from last night who suggested the cure. We had 3 pints. I'm just back from that and I feel locked. I have dinner with the in-laws at 8 o clock. Any suggestions? Don't say coffee that will only make me worse.
Middle Man wrote: » Well, here's a solution to sobering up in zero seconds: Don't drink - simple as!
SimonLynch wrote: » I worked in the city centre years ago. An American lad from rural Ohio joined the company. We took him out for the Ireland v Saudi Arabia world cup finals match in Howl at the Moon on the night he was meeting the parents of his Canadian fiancee for the first time. She phoned to see where he was and woke him from his slumbers in a bed of flowers in Merrion Square. He still thought it was a good idea to meet them. They're married for years now and I hope to visit them and their lovely daughters in the States next year. No use to you really but might give you hope.
Yester wrote: » OMG Is that you Captian Hindsight? I'm a big fan!
Oliver Millions Vitamin wrote: » 3 cure pints and you are hammered? You are some light weight!
Yester wrote: » Nothing exciting to report. It was grand. I did get in a bit of a fight with the OH after because apparently I was looking at the clock the whole time I was there. but that's just because I was looking at the clock the whole time I was there. We're all good again. Happy New Year and all that jazz.
Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: » The fact that it took you the guts of thirty hours to report back would indicate this might not be entirely the truth...!
Yester wrote: » Well it was followed by a New Years Eve party and I'm just back from a New Years Day get togehter with friends. I have a lot going on.
Jesus Shaves wrote: » I call bullsh1t on the whole thing
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