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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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Original thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056238863

Last thread hit 10k posts so needed to be closed.

Remember, no personally identifiable information please and thanks.

Anyway, as you were

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Gravelly

fussyonion wrote: »

'Ben following all the breaxit stuff very interesting chucky orla as they say'

Ok, I'm getting that Ben is interested in politics, but why is Orla so sick about it?

ED E

fussyonion wrote: »

'Ben following all the breaxit stuff very interesting chucky orla as they say'

It worries me that I could easily parse that...

Sittingpretty

fussyonion wrote: »

'Ben following all the breaxit stuff very interesting chucky orla as they say'

No way? Really?

I ðŸ˜©

Gunslinger92

ED E wrote: »

It worries me that I could easily parse that...

Me too, I got it almost instantly

reading this thread is like a lesson in the language of stupid

rawn

When u literally cant give one **** never mind 2 ha ha some people lol joke trust truth ha. Im notting..............

corner of hells

"Devo Rambo is dead" ,

Rambo was her sons hamster .

On cue , loads of posts expressing sympathy for her , her son and Rambo.

The best post however was ,
"Are you sure he's dead , don't they hibernate ?"

Her reply , "he's dead , Molly bit his head off " , Molly is her pitbull.

Gravelly

corner of hells wrote: »

"Devo Rambo is dead" ,

Rambo was her sons hamster .

On cue , loads of posts expressing sympathy for her , her son and Rambo.

The best post however was ,
"Are you sure he's dead , don't they hibernate ?"

Her reply , "he's dead , Molly bit his head off " , Molly is her pitbull.

If she is able to make any effort at writing at all it puts her in the top percentile IQ-wise of pitbull owners.

coolhull

corner of hells wrote: »

"Devo Rambo is dead" ,

Rambo was her sons hamster .

On cue , loads of posts expressing sympathy for her , her son and Rambo.

The best post however was ,
"Are you sure he's dead , don't they hibernate ?"

Her reply , "he's dead , Molly bit his head off " , Molly is her pitbull.

Yeah, I can see how having his head bitten off by a pitbull might leave him feeling a bit unwell all right.

Surreptitious

Om well blessed me,i got a scottish bloke inboxing me if i like surfing and would i like to go surfing.......the answer was mate its decemba om in bed i love cadburys and om fat ....ps i like fat fat works f me.....hes said can we still meet .......noooooooooooooooooooooo !!! Ya now me o gerrum dow i .....surfin fcukin surfin puddled basterd...

PeterParker957

Surreptitious wrote: »

Om well blessed me,i got a scottish bloke inboxing me if i like surfing and would i like to go surfing.......the answer was mate its decemba om in bed i love cadburys and om fat ....ps i like fat fat works f me.....hes said can we still meet .......noooooooooooooooooooooo !!! Ya now me o gerrum dow i .....surfin fcukin surfin puddled basterd...

Well there's a Valentine card Right there!

Thoie

Surreptitious wrote: »

Om well blessed me,i got a scottish bloke inboxing me if i like surfing and would i like to go surfing.......the answer was mate its decemba om in bed i love cadburys and om fat ....ps i like fat fat works f me.....hes said can we still meet .......noooooooooooooooooooooo !!! Ya now me o gerrum dow i .....surfin fcukin surfin puddled basterd...

I was doing well with my deciphering until the bolded part - that has me stumped.

RhubarbCrumble

"Sooooo, like I'm thinking about going back to college full time to study either english or like english lit cos I think I would of done well in it if I would of went like when I was younger"

Might want to rethink that college choice. Like.

seagull

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

"Sooooo, like I'm thinking about going back to college full time to study either english or like english lit cos I think I would of done well in it if I would of went like when I was younger"

Might want to rethink that college choice. Like.

At least she's not planning on going to collage.

somesoldiers

Thoie wrote: »

I was doing well with my deciphering until the bolded part - that has me stumped.

Me too- is it a nod to Scotland's great bard Rabbie Burns!

Thoie

somesoldiers wrote: »

Me too- is it a nod to Scotland's great bard Rabbie Burns!

I'm picturing her as a wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie alright.

764dak

This is a description of a private group:

https://pics.me.me/description-this-group-is-for-hardcore-radical-fringe-absolutely-uncompromising-22004480.png

purpleisafruit

764dak wrote: »

This is a description of a private group:

https://pics.me.me/description-this-group-is-for-hardcore-radical-fringe-absolutely-uncompromising-22004480.png

Where do I sign up? :rolleyes:

PeterParker957

764dak wrote: »

This is a description of a private group:

https://pics.me.me/description-this-group-is-for-hardcore-radical-fringe-absolutely-uncompromising-22004480.png

What the actual f ... ??????

[Deleted User]

Thoie wrote: »

I was doing well with my deciphering until the bolded part - that has me stumped.

You know me, i get them don't i

I'm guessing

Martina1991

764dak wrote:

This is a description of a private group:

Darwinism

They'll all die of heart disease and ignorance.

Gravelly

764dak wrote: »

This is a description of a private group:

https://pics.me.me/description-this-group-is-for-hardcore-radical-fringe-absolutely-uncompromising-22004480.png

I got bored after the first few lines.

Nothing wrong with that obviously, let 'em at it. If I sold cats or chocolate I'd be all over that group.

coolhull

Gravelly wrote: »

I got bored after the first few lines.

Nothing wrong with that obviously.If I sold cats or chocolate I'd be all over that group.

But fat doesn't necessarily mean ugly, nor indeed slim doesn't necessarily mean beautiful

pc7

What’s a NB?

rawn

pc7 wrote: »

What’s a NB?

Non-binary

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=non-binary

pc7

rawn wrote: »

Non-binary

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=non-binary

Bloody hell, you learn something new every day! I feel very very old at times.

rawn

pc7 wrote: »

Bloody hell, you learn something new every day! I feel very very old at times.

It's bonkers. You could have a whole thread of groups like the one posted, with all the mad gender-queer-non-binary-otherkin-banana **** from tumblr etc

rawn

"Warning from Sean Lee in An Garda. An IT colleague has advised that a video comes out tomorrow from WhatsApp called martinelli do not open it , it hacks your phone and nothing will fix it. Spread the word"

The White Feather

"I'm asking all my Facebook friends not to send any more chain letters through Facebook Messenger. No flashing hearts or flowers telling me I need to send the message to 10 people, including me if I'm your friend, and I know GOD loves me no matter if I pass on a post or not. ***Apparently these are rapid spreading viruses through these messages people keep passing***.
It is also how accounts are being hacked.
If you did not know, the malicious code writers, hackers, love to write their code in videos, because they are such large files its easy to hide their worms, Trojan horses, etc in them.
If you want to help stop cyber hacks PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO THEM.
Feel free to copy/paste
THANK YOU."

Then the same person has posted a few hours later...

"I prayed and I have been blessed! When you receive this message pray a hail Mary and make a special request. Please do not break the novena. Copy and paste and say amen."

Pero_Bueno

The White Feather wrote: »

"I'm asking all my Facebook friends not to send any more chain letters through Facebook Messenger. No flashing hearts or flowers telling me I need to send the message to 10 people, including me if I'm your friend, and I know GOD loves me no matter if I pass on a post or not. ***Apparently these are rapid spreading viruses through these messages people keep passing***.
It is also how accounts are being hacked.
If you did not know, the malicious code writers, hackers, love to write their code in videos, because they are such large files its easy to hide their worms, Trojan horses, etc in them.
If you want to help stop cyber hacks PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO THEM.
Feel free to copy/paste
THANK YOU."

Then the same person has posted a few hours later...

"I prayed and I have been blessed! When you receive this message pray a hail Mary and make a special request. Please do not break the novena. Copy and paste and say amen."

:eek:

The 2nd part is actually a nice explanation of the sheer idiocy of the 1st.

I like

If you did not know, the malicious code writers, hackers, love to write their code in videos, because they are such large files its easy to hide their worms, Trojan horses, etc in them.

Sweet Jesus !

edit - actually this is an interesting article https://www.opswat.com/blog/can-video-file-contain-virus

maybe the jokes on me now

corner of hells

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