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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

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Neyite

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

What did poor oul Brendan do to draw that short straw

Obviously the favourite kid.

Angron

Deleted User wrote: »

I dunno if this is really the kid's name or not... he's only five days old. I know the dad is pushing for it and calling him by this name...

Onix.

I just hope mum puts her foot down on that, but the kid is gonna have this nickname for life regardless.

Yes, Pokemon mad dad.

Jeez, even I wouldn't go that far :pac:

Dally

Chardonnay

Cortina_MK_IV

branie2 wrote: »

Lemuel

French donkey?

beans

I was going to say Laquanda or Deshaqua, but then I remembered D'Brickashaw Ferguson.

D'Brickashaw...

They're all varying levels of ridiculous to me. "Freakonomics" authors Steven Levitt and Stephen Dubner noted that "nearly 30 percent of the black girls are given a name that is unique among the names of every baby, white and black, born that year in California.

[Deleted User]

PandaPoo wrote: »

I know a Mateo, his dad is Spanish.

My friend works in a creche and she said there's a boy in there called Light. He has brothers called Titus, Brendan and Imreal.

Imreal (I'm real) is the greatest name I've ever heard.

[Deleted User]

beans wrote: »

I was going to say Laquanda or Deshaqua, but then I remembered D'Brickashaw Ferguson.

D'Brickashaw...

They're all varying levels of ridiculous to me. "Freakonomics" authors Steven Levitt and Stephen Dubner noted that "nearly 30 percent of the black girls are given a name that is unique among the names of every baby, white and black, born that year in California.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP3jfOkj4IA

Obamaniqua is my favourite

MissMayo

Was in Tesco a few months ago and heard a man in the toys section speaking to his two young daughters, Tiger and Cheetah.

branie2

I hope you're not lion about it

Cortina_MK_IV

Omackeral wrote: »

Imreal (I'm real) is the greatest name I've ever heard.

Or....

Ashbourne hoop

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Or....

Is the dad's name Clark Clark ?

js35

optogirl wrote: »

Italian for Matthew isn't it?

Maybe so but on an irish kid with blonde hair and freckles the name hardly suits

George White

beans wrote: »

I was going to say Laquanda or Deshaqua, but then I remembered D'Brickashaw Ferguson.

D'Brickashaw...

They're all varying levels of ridiculous to me. "Freakonomics" authors Steven Levitt and Stephen Dubner noted that "nearly 30 percent of the black girls are given a name that is unique among the names of every baby, white and black, born that year in California.

His mother was a fan of the Thorn Birds, the character of Ralph de Bricissart, but she misheard the name...
Seriously.

optogirl

My aunt taught a boy called Guy....except when the parent/teacher meeting came up she discovered it was pronounced Gooey. The mother had read a book with GUY as the protaganist & liked the name

branie2

How about Tarquin?

Conor Bourke

Martina1991 wrote: »

I think Brendan got off lightly.

I think your sarcasm detector needs adjustment.

Witchie

The guy who plays Bill in Stranger Things is called Dacres - pronounced like "how many of D acres of land are road frontage bai?"

Ugh.

PandaPoo

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

What did poor oul Brendan do to draw that short straw

He must be thrilled, laughing away at Light and Titus.

branie2

Titus is a Roman name

PandaPoo

branie2 wrote: »

Titus is a Roman name

It's still sh*te.

[Deleted User]

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Or....

That's made my day. Here's his cousin Erica ....

Hooks Golf Handicap

One year my sister, a primary teacher, had a Sauvingnon and Chardonnay in her class.

Needless to say it was a Deis school.

Ipso

Hooks Golf Handicap wrote: »

One year my sister, a primary teacher, had a Sauvingnon and Chardonnay in her class.

Needless to say it was a Deis school.

I thought it would be a Blue Nun school.

[Deleted User]

American friend who has other friends commenting on her status, but their kids names such as Ireland, Ceremony, Season and Serenity.

fussyonion

Ronnie.
For a BABY.

And I've seen the name Ffion written down but how the hell do you pronounce it?

Finbar.

I also read an article the other day where the mother had five children and they were called Orlando, Hennessey, Skylar, Benson and Jordannah.

stinkle

fussyonion wrote: »

Ronnie.
For a BABY.

And I've seen the name Ffion written down but how the hell do you pronounce it?

Finbar.

I also read an article the other day where the mother had five children and they were called Orlando, Hennessey, Skylar, Benson and Jordannah.

Fee-on, I believe. It's Welsh. Nice, but pain in the ass having to spell it out all the time.

ttenneb

Don't see too many Adolfs or Lucifers these days. And Judas is declining in popularity as well.

thesandeman

I wonder if Donald is in decline?

Benildus

thesandeman wrote: »

I wonder if Donald is in decline?

The name Nigel nearly gone in the UK:

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-41332138

iamwhoiam

fussyonion wrote: »

Ronnie.
For a BABY.

And I've seen the name Ffion written down but how the hell do you pronounce it?

Finbar.

I also read an article the other day where the mother had five children and they were called Orlando, Hennessey, Skylar, Benson and Jordannah.

Ffion is pronounced Effeeon and means Foxglove .