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How to commit the perfect murder.

Nomis21

After watching 150 episodes of 'Forensic Detectives' on Netflix, I am convinced that I now know how to commit a murder without being caught. (Although I have no plans right now to commit murder.)

I am also wondering why anyone would choose a career in 'Blood Splatter Analysis'?

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Fighting Tao

Congrats?

Mr.Crinklewood

Gerry?

Nomis21

Fighting Tao wrote: »

Congrats?

You don't have the curiosity to ask me how it's done?

Nomis21

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Gerry?

Tom and Gerry is only attempted murder.

danmanw8

Nomis21 wrote: »

I am also wondering why anyone would choose a career in 'Blood Splatter Analysis'?

Pretty interesting if you didn't mind gore! If you love shows like Sherlock Holmes, it could be great.

Rumpy Pumpy

Craft an ice pick or screwdriver style instrument out of ice. Use that to stab your victim in the temple or ear. The murder weapon can then be melted down.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Proper disposal of the body seems like the most obvious thing.

Surely it can't be that difficult to make sure a body is never found.

[Deleted User]

Crush their head in with a frozen leg of lamb, then cook it and serve it up to the crime scene investigators and watch them eat the murder weapon.

Roald Dahl thunk it up first.

tomwaterford

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Proper disposal of the body seems like the most obvious thing.

Surely it can't be that difficult to make sure a body is never found.

Lime??

Its spread on when reseeding to quicken decomposition of old grasses etc....I assume would work for bodies??

A Little Pony

Well you have a member in the Irish Dail who has got away with it for decades.

HeidiHeidi

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Crush their head in with a frozen leg of lamb, then cook it and serve it up to the crime scene investigators and watch them eat the murder weapon.

Roald Dahl thunk it up first.

Got beaten to it!

[Deleted User]

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Proper disposal of the body seems like the most obvious thing.

Surely it can't be that difficult to make sure a body is never found.

I can absolutely guarantee failsafe cadaver disposal in the mountains of West Cork and South Kerry. I just need seed capital...how much is a quad bike these days?

[Deleted User]

tomwaterford wrote: »

Lime??

Its spread on when reseeding to quicken decomposition of old grasses etc....I assume would work for bodies??

Isn't it quicklime? Think lime itself has actually preserved corpses in some cases.

DEFTLEFTHAND

tomwaterford wrote: »

Lime??

Its spread on when reseeding to quicken decomposition of old grasses etc....I assume would work for bodies??

Yea that's been used in organised crime for decades.

Especially popular with the mob in America.

tomwaterford

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Isn't it quicklime? Think lime itself has actually preserved corpses in some cases.

I'm not sure....but I know you can buy 50KG bags of concentrate lime to spread out of a spinner that's like 8 times stronger than ordinary ground lime,you buy from a quarry

-my knowledge of this solely relates to farming practices

Estrellita

Nomis21 wrote: »

I am also wondering why anyone would choose a career in 'Blood Splatter Analysis'?

Id imagine it's interesting because you've to work out trajectory and the type of weapon used. You've to help create the scene to allow detectives to work out how, when, and why a murder was committed and who was the most likely suspect.

Ive probably watched enough of these myself to commit the perfect murder.

PeterParker957

Pull out a pubic hair.

Inject air into hole made.

Embolism and injection site masked.

Shemale

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jyLocJGTNlo go to 1m 20

Raging_Ninja

PeterParker957 wrote: »

Pull out a pubic hair.

Inject air into hole made.

Embolism and injection site masked.

How do you get the target to sit still long enough to do that without them fighting back?

PeterParker957

Raging_Ninja wrote: »

PeterParker957 wrote: »

Pull out a pubic hair.

Inject air into hole made.

Embolism and injection site masked.

How do you get the target to sit still long enough to do that without them fighting back?

Drunk. I haven't planned it btw!!!!

Captain Obvious

I'd imagine the first rule of committing the perfect murder is not to post about it on a popular forum.

PeterParker957

Captain Obvious wrote: »

I'd imagine the first rule of committing the perfect murder is not to post about it on a popular forum.

Drat. Foiled again. I'd have got away with it if it wasn't for that meddling Captain Obvious!!!!

MOH

Clone the victim before you murder them

Johngoose

I wouldn't no anything about getting away with a murder

Solomon Pleasant

Make it look like an accident.

If done properly, you shouldn't have to be there when it happens.

The_Valeyard

Travel back in time to when you are out of the country on holidays. Then kill them. Or travel back to the night of conception and stop them...

Tokyo

Start a thread on boards and give your victim really bad "how to get away with murder" advice so they are caught and get the death penalty.

Badly Drunk Boy

tomwaterford wrote: »

Lime??

Its spread on when reseeding to quicken decomposition of old grasses etc....I assume would work for bodies??

And a bit of lemon zest...

punisher5112

I'll be around shortly to give some well deserved justice for making such threads....

Punisher on way.

Nomis21

:eek:

punisher5112 wrote: »

I'll be around shortly to give some well deserved justice for making such threads....

Punisher on way.