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So I'm a fat bastrad on a diet

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So I'm a fat bastrad on a diet, And I'm just about to eat me first bag of Tayto in 8 weeks, jaysus me legs are getting weak with excitement, I've lost a few kg but is it worth it not to have tayto,

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BBDBB

You'll enjoy the crisps

But regret it when they are gone

Stay strong

uch

BBDBB wrote: »

You'll enjoy the crisps

But regret it when they are gone

Stay strong

They're gone, and they were savage, and now I've 7 or 8 minutes of picking the bits out of me teeth, jaysus I love Tayto

aaronjumper

What flavour and are they going to be in a sandwich?
You need to make the extra effort now that it will be happening less.

Nice one, well done.

BBDBB

My work here is done

2forjoy

I don't know how you survived 8 weeks without a Tayto . Let us in on the secret

aaronjumper

BBDBB wrote: »

My work here is done

It's bloody not, I'm subscribed to this thread now and the two of ye have to keep me entertained until it runs out of steam.

Dance monkeys dance!

uch

aaronjumper wrote: »

What flavour and are they going to be in a sandwich?
You need to make the extra effort now that it will be happening less.

Nice one, well done.

Ah jaysus I just ate them and now I'm sorry I didn't have a couple of slices of bread, I hope you're happy, you put the idea in me head now,,,,,,,, Bullin, can't have another

aaronjumper

uch wrote: »

Ah jaysus I just ate them and now I'm sorry I didn't have a couple of slices of bread, I hope you're happy, you put the idea in me head now,,,,,,,, Bullin, can't have another

I wasn't thinking when I posted that question, I'm sorry.
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uch

2forjoy wrote: »

I don't know how you survived 8 weeks without a Tayto . Let us in on the secret

It was like Kim jong UN whipping with his barbed wire wrapped mickey across both cheeks

uch

uch wrote: »

It was like Kim jong UN whipping with his barbed wire wrapped mickey across both cheeks

and I should add, for me, thats not pleasurable

PandaPoo

I'm a big fat f*cking mess and I had a king crisp sandwich in my mams earlier. Then a sausage sandwich, then a chip sandwich

Then 3 beers, a packet of walkers cheese and onion, a magnum, 3 glasses of wine, some Chinese food, a packet of waffles, half a big galaxy caramel.

Like I said, fat f*cking bastard. Enjoy it!

Ninthlife

Reading theses posts is like food porn

**drool**

aaronjumper

Anyone ever make a Tayto or Kings crisp sandwich with coleslaw?
It was a drunk hungry night with hardly anything in the kitchen but it turned out great.

Crunchy as fook too.

degsie

Sausage sandwich, nummm

Ninthlife

I had a Mighty Munch sandwich before and a Meanies one.

God bless beer for the inspiration

Yamanoto

Keep strong & waddle on my fat friend

aaronjumper

Ninthlife wrote: »

I had a Mighty Munch sandwich before and a Meanies one.

God bless beer for the inspiration

I'll be adding those to the try list.

Mena

Screw the diet. I limited myself to 1950 calories a day (strictly) and went from 135kg to 111kg in 9 months.

Ate whatever I wanted so long as I stuck to the calorie count.

Eat them Tayto.

MonkieSocks

Mixing Cheese 'N Oniion and Salty Vinegar

:pac: YUM

:pac: YUM

:pac: YUM

uch

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I've decided today I'm going to do a adventure race next month .

73km built up of cycling , running , kayaking.

I'm far from skinny myself but since I passed 35 and was a bit overweight myself I decided to make small adjustment s , started walking , small bit of cycling .

Did a few charity cycles . Then a few small runs.

I'm 43 now and I still have a pretty bad diet really , I just love junk food !!! Chocolate , icecrean , taytos . Tayto and cheese sambos with salad cream . sausage roll sandwiches with cheese , mayo and ketchup . oh and sprinkled with taytos .

43, ppffft, Listen youngfella, when I was your age I was able for... nothing really, just Tayto and batch, but now Im a new man, and one of these days I'll do a charity Tayto eating competition, and when I win I'll mention monkeysnapper as one of my guiding lights who helped me along the way

Whispered

I had a 3in1 with 2 slices of bread and a can of sombrero. Stuffed! Then I remembered I had a packet of monster munch and a chomp in the press. My choice was to eat them on a full stomach or wait until tomorrow and have to share them with a toddler.

[Deleted User]

You're getting too much satisfaction from a bag of crisps . By all means have crisps when you like but why not do a set of press ups when you feel peckish first. You'll get more of a kick from feeling your pecs take shape.

aaronjumper

Whispered wrote: »

I had a 3in1 with 2 slices of bread and a can of sombrero. Stuffed! Then I remembered I had a packet of monster munch and a chomp in the press. My choice was to eat them on a full stomach or wait until tomorrow and have to share them with a toddler.

How quickly did you eat them?

IamtheWalrus

PandaPoo wrote: »

I'm a big fat f*cking mess and I had a king crisp sandwich in my mams earlier. Then a sausage sandwich, then a chip sandwich

Then 3 beers, a packet of walkers cheese and onion, a magnum, 3 glasses of wine, some Chinese food, a packet of waffles, half a big galaxy caramel.

Like I said, fat f*cking bastard. Enjoy it!

That is quite the list. Maybe not suited to this thread, and feel free not to respond, but I've always assumed obesity and junk food diets to be caused by poor mental health and well-being. Would you fall into that category? Genuinely interested.

ED E

aaronjumper wrote: »

Anyone ever make a Tayto or Kings crisp sandwich with coleslaw?
It was a drunk hungry night with hardly anything in the kitchen but it turned out great.

Crunchy as fook too.

Cheesy coleslaw and Doritos between fresh Tesco Vienna loaf. To ****in die for.

uch

Mena wrote: »

Screw the diet. I limited myself to 1950 calories a day (strictly) and went from 135kg to 111kg in 9 months.

Ate whatever I wanted so long as I stuck to the calorie count.

Eat them Tayto.

Ah yeah but I'm not good with them oul calorie yokes, I just like grub, and beer, so I've cut out butter and cake, and everyone knows I Love Cake!

aaronjumper

ED E wrote: »

Cheesy coleslaw and Doritos between fresh Tesco Vienna loaf. To ****in die for.

You have to be breaking a few laws with that mix.
What flavour Doritos?

uch

Deleted User wrote: »

You're getting too much satisfaction from a bag of crisps . By all means have crisps when you like but why not do a set of press ups when you feel peckish first. You'll get more of a kick from feeling your pecs take shape.

Ah now if you seen me, I could breast feed a hippo for fecks sake, pressups is the last thing on me mind

IamtheWalrus

uch wrote: »

Ah now if you seen me, I could breast feed a hippo for fecks sake, pressups is the last thing on me mind

Maybe you could also answer this?

Maybe not suited to this thread, and feel free not to respond, but I've always assumed obesity and junk food diets to be caused by poor mental health and well-being. Would you fall into that category? Genuinely interested.

vicwatson

uch wrote: »

So I'm a fat bastrad on a diet, And I'm just about to eat me first bag of Tayto in 8 weeks, jaysus me legs are getting weak with excitement, I've lost a few kg but is it worth it not to have tayto,

Have the tayto ffs. Burn it tomorrow with a longer walk. No big deal. Good luck to you

Edit - **** ya lord on the butter on that white bread ha ha