The Noccers Interview Thread

73Cat wrote: »

I haven't heard

Did the seat actually split ?

Not according to Michael O'Leary. He said that people are whingers.

Have you ever been in a simulator of any kind?

[Deleted User]

Yes a few times

Ever do a Shannon cruise?

Deleted User wrote: »

Yes a few times

Ever do a Shannon cruise?

No but I did Tom Cruise once. Then he went all weird with that Scientology muck.

Would you invite Bill Bailey around for dinner?

gramar wrote: »

No but I did Tom Cruise once. Then he went all weird with that Scientology muck.

Would you invite Bill Bailey around for dinner?

Bill Bailey also known as Axl Rose, hell yes !! Bill Bailey the comedian, not so much.

Name one celebrity who has a slappable head to you?

Erik Shin

73Cat wrote: »

Bill Bailey also known as Axl Rose, hell yes !! Bill Bailey the comedian, not so much.

Name one celebrity who has a slappable head to you?

That little wagon off the weather and the lotto draw...I'd slap her fivehead so hard her children will be born dizzy.

Any celeb you'd think would look better if they changed sex?

Erik Shin wrote: »

That little wagon off the weather and the lotto draw...I'd slap her fivehead so hard her children will be born dizzy.

Any celeb you'd think would look better if they changed sex?

Woody Harrelson.

Have you ever had deja vu?

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73Cat wrote: »

Woody Harrelson.

Have you ever had deja vu?

Oh yeah lots of times. I even have dreams where I'm remembering previous dreams but as if they were real. If you get me.

Did you have thunder and lightning last night?

Colser

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Oh yeah lots of times. I even have dreams where I'm remembering previous dreams but as if they were real. If you get me.

Did you have thunder and lightning last night?

Yes but it was at a distance,unreal lightning.

Do you think it's possible to die from tiredness?

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Colser wrote: »

Yes but it was at a distance,unreal lightning.

Do you think it's possible to die from tiredness?

I do.

Shall I organise your burial?

Colser

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I do.

Shall I organise your burial?

Lol..give me a few days so I can get my hair done and buy new clothes.

Favourite chocolate bar?

Colser wrote: »

Lol..give me a few days so I can get my hair done and buy new clothes.

Favourite chocolate bar?

So hard to choose...whichever one I'm eating at the time I suppose.

Is it rude not to wait for a receipt?

gramar wrote: »

So hard to choose...whichever one I'm eating at the time I suppose.

Is it rude not to wait for a receipt?

Not really unless you sort of shun the cashier.

What are the chances of anything coming from Mars?

Lorelli! wrote: »

Not really unless you sort of shun the cashier.

What are the chances of anything coming from Mars?

The only thing Mars has and will ever give us is song titles.

Seeing as the earth gives us everything required to live in abundance why to people seriously discuss going to live on a completely inhospitable and hostile planet like Mars?

gramar wrote: »

The only thing Mars has and will ever give us is song titles.

Seeing as the earth gives us everything required to live in abundance why to people seriously discuss going to live on a completely inhospitable and hostile planet like Mars?

Curiosity

Do you find a lot of statues creepy?

Lorelli! wrote: »

Curiosity

Do you find a lot of statues creepy?

Only the one of Sonia O'Sullivan in Cobh.

Would you like to go to one of Gordon Ramsey's restaurants and tell him that the food tasted like cat vomit?

gramar wrote: »

Only the one of Sonia O'Sullivan in Cobh.

Would you like to go to one of Gordon Ramsey's restaurants and tell him that the food tasted like cat vomit?

He does really lay into people on his show. Its probably scripted but he does it far better than the likes of Simon Cowell or Jeremy Kyle and even though he uses a lot of language, he is a bit more tasteful.

Have you ever been moulded?

Lorelli! wrote: »

He does really lay into people on his show. Its probably scripted but he does it far better than the likes of Simon Cowell or Jeremy Kyle and even though he uses a lot of language, he is a bit more tasteful.

Have you ever been moulded?

Mouldy drunk. I had a leg cast once so I suppose my leg was moulded.

Living in an apartment block what's the most annoying noise the neighbours can make?

gramar wrote: »

Mouldy drunk. I had a leg cast once so I suppose my leg was moulded.

Living in an apartment block what's the most annoying noise the neighbours can make?

Banging doors early in the morning.

Have you ever had to get on to a neighbour about making noise?

73Cat wrote: »

Banging doors early in the morning.

Have you ever had to get on to a neighbour about making noise?

I had one upstairs who sounded like they were letting random heavy objects fall on the floor. One downstairs played Travis's album loud and non-stop.

Do you use the word tayto as the generic form to refer to any bag of crisps or only for the Tayto brand of crisps?

gramar wrote: »

I had one upstairs who sounded like they were letting random heavy objects fall on the floor. One downstairs played Travis's album loud and non-stop.

Do you use the word tayto as the generic form to refer to any bag of crisps or only for the Tayto brand of crisps?

Only for the Tayto brand.

Why does hanging out washing take so much longer than getting it in?

73Cat wrote: »

Only for the Tayto brand.

Why does hanging out washing take so much longer than getting it in?

Lack of practice.

You hear of the first and third world but what is the second world?

gramar wrote: »

Lack of practice.

You hear of the first and third world but what is the second world?

"Second World refers to the former communist-socialist, industrial states, (formerly the Eastern bloc, the territory and sphere of influence of the Union of Soviet Socialists Republic) today: Russia, Eastern Europe (e.g., Poland) and some of the Turk States (e.g., Kazakhstan) as well as China." There ya go!

If you run out of ice, is it ok to just use frozen water?

Lorelli! wrote: »

"Second World refers to the former communist-socialist, industrial states, (formerly the Eastern bloc, the territory and sphere of influence of the Union of Soviet Socialists Republic) today: Russia, Eastern Europe (e.g., Poland) and some of the Turk States (e.g., Kazakhstan) as well as China." There ya go!

If you run out of ice, is it ok to just use frozen water?

Yes, I have heard it is very much like ice:)

Have you ever eaten lobster?

Colser

73Cat wrote: »

Yes, I have heard it is very much like ice:)

Have you ever eaten lobster?

Never..nor mussels,oysters,crab ect..no idea why because I always eat fish when I'm out but I'm afraid I might be allergic to them.

Have you any unexplainable fear?

Colser wrote: »

Never..nor mussels,oysters,crab ect..no idea why because I always eat fish when I'm out but I'm afraid I might be allergic to them.

Have you any unexplainable fear?

I think I can explain them all.

If SpongeBob is made of sponge...when he washes his little spongey face with his little spongey hands is he also washing his little spongey hands with his little spongey face?

gramar wrote: »

I think I can explain them all.

If SpongeBob is made of sponge...when he washes his little spongey face with his little spongey hands is he also washing his little spongey hands with his little spongey face?

Yes. It gets very soapy.

Is Patrick a stoner?

Lorelli! wrote: »

Yes. It gets very soapy.

Is Patrick a stoner?

I think he's a starfish.

Do you have a bottom for a bikini?

gramar wrote: »

I think he's a starfish.

Do you have a bottom for a bikini?

Yes, I'm not just going to walk around the pool with only the top on.

Would you be afraid of a cockchafer?

Lorelli! wrote: »

Yes, I'm not just going to walk around the pool with only the top on.

Would you be afraid of a cockchafer?

No, I have only ever seen one a couple of times and they are lovely.

Do you frequently not have a clue what day it is?