RhubarbCrumble wrote: » No plans to have kids so I won't have to worry about what to tell the non existent grandchildren.
Shenshen wrote: » Still childless in my mid-forties, so I think grandchildren are unlikely. But I can tell them about how I grew up in Germany, spending all our holidays in my father's native Austria. Back in the day when they still had borders, and as my parents would purchase wine directly from the vineyards in Austria to supply friends and family, I was made part of a sizeable smuggling operation from a very early age. Essentially, my parents would fill up the boot of the car with 2 litre bottles, then (thinly) spread out luggage over it. They would also remove the back bench and replace it with bottles, with mattresses and pillows draped over and us three sitting/lying on top. We would set out on the trip home late in the evening, my parents would time it so we would reach the border sometime after 2am. The last motorway stop before the border they'd pull over, straighten everything up, make sure no bottles were showing, and we three would receive instructions : We were to pretend to be asleep. If they stopped us at the border any longer than usual, we were to pretend to be waking up, all cranky and whinging and crying. The whinier, the better. Worked every - single - time. No border guard will ever be willing to deal with 3 crying and screaming children at 2am in the morning. They'd always wave us through first sign of tears. And we always got ice cream afterwards. And I could then tell them about my parents once smuggling an antique bedroom suite (1 double bed, 2 bedside tables, 2 huge wardrobes, 2 chairs, 1 chaiselongue and 1 dressing table) across that same border. Much as I enjoy traveling without borders these days, some of the fun is definitely gone.