The Noccers Interview Thread

gramar wrote: »

Sometimes I wake up and check whether I'm dead or not.

Do you ever worry going to sleep about the dreams you might have?

Not so much the dreams themselves but the amount of times during the night that I wake up from dreams.

Do you sleep through the night or wake up during the night?

Deleted User wrote: »

I doubt anything about me could surprise anyone I know.

Do you ever doubt yourself?

Sometimes I wake up and check whether I'm dead or not.

Do you ever worry going to sleep about the dreams you might have?

gramar wrote: »

I am when I remember to take them.

What would people be surprised to know about you?

I doubt anything about me could surprise anyone I know.

Do you ever doubt yourself?

Deleted User wrote: »

I have been randomly offered drugs on a couple of occasions while walking the streets at night in London.

Are you taking any drugs (legal) at the moment?

I am when I remember to take them.

What would people be surprised to know about you?

gramar wrote: »

I had to go to the bedroom once but it was just as hot there!

Have you ever been offered drugs by someone you didn't know?

I have been randomly offered drugs on a couple of occasions while walking the streets at night in London.

Are you taking any drugs (legal) at the moment?

Lorelli! wrote: »

I'd light the fire in the sitting room and avoid the kitchen as much as possible.

Have you ever had to get out of the kitchen because you couldn't take the heat?

I had to go to the bedroom once but it was just as hot there!

Have you ever been offered drugs by someone you didn't know?

gramar wrote: »

No, I don't use it. I've never cooked anything in the oven that took more than 30 minutes.

If you're heating wasn't working would you turn on the oven and leave the door open?

I'd light the fire in the sitting room and avoid the kitchen as much as possible.

Have you ever had to get out of the kitchen because you couldn't take the heat?

Lorelli! wrote: »

No that would be annoying.

Do you use the timer on your oven?

No, I don't use it. I've never cooked anything in the oven that took more than 30 minutes.

If you're heating wasn't working would you turn on the oven and leave the door open?

gramar wrote: »

On an egg box inside a shoebox with a hot water bottle underneath to
keep it warm enough. It hangs upside down off the edge of the eggbox when sleeping/resting. Crawls around otherwise. It gets goats milk to drink. Apparently it's the closest substitute for bats milk.

Do you have a clock that chimes or beeps on the hour at home?

No that would be annoying.

Do you use the timer on your oven?

Lorelli! wrote: »

A few ye!

How do you raise a baby orphan bat? Where does it sleep and stuff?

On an egg box inside a shoebox with a hot water bottle underneath to
keep it warm enough. It hangs upside down off the edge of the eggbox when sleeping/resting. Crawls around otherwise. It gets goats milk to drink. Apparently it's the closest substitute for bats milk.

Do you have a clock that chimes or beeps on the hour at home?

gramar wrote: »

I don't. I think I have two I carry around that are used occasionally. If I'm ever asked I refuse as I don't shop anywhere enough to justify carrying one.

Do you know any Larrys?

A few ye!

How do you raise a baby orphan bat? Where does it sleep and stuff?

Deleted User wrote: »

My Tesco clubcard

Do you have so many loyalty and membership cards, you can only carry around a fraction of them?

I don't. I think I have two I carry around that are used occasionally. If I'm ever asked I refuse as I don't shop anywhere enough to justify carrying one.

Do you know any Larrys?

gramar wrote: »

Best to let a priest explain that.

What's the most rewarding loyalty card you have?

My Tesco clubcard

Do you have so many loyalty and membership cards, you can only carry around a fraction of them?

Deleted User wrote: »

There are many rituals that are carried out in Ireland which originate from pagan times. Much fun is to be had.

If we are all descendants from Adam and Eve, surely that required the children of Adam and Eve to commit incest. Should I explain this to my children next time Adam and Eve is discussed at school?

Best to let a priest explain that.

What's the most rewarding loyalty card you have?

Lorelli! wrote: »

Ok. I'll start using it more often

When I was visiting a passage grave in Loughcrew there a while ago, the tour woman told me that they get groups who go and perform pagan rituals at the grave. Do you think it could be fun?

There are many rituals that are carried out in Ireland which originate from pagan times. Much fun is to be had.

If we are all descendants from Adam and Eve, surely that required the children of Adam and Eve to commit incest. Should I explain this to my children next time Adam and Eve is discussed at school?

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and behold all you heathens, the beautiful prince(ss).

Should the word heathens but used more often in everyday conversation?

Ok. I'll start using it more often

When I was visiting a passage grave in Loughcrew there a while ago, the tour woman told me that they get groups who go and perform pagan rituals at the grave. Do you think it could be fun?

Lorelli! wrote: »

Probably because it's not fresh and your five a day should be varied?

If you were in a beauty pageant, what would be the correct answer to the question, "why should you win the pageant?"

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and behold all you heathens, the beautiful prince(ss).

Should the word heathens but used more often in everyday conversation?

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Aldi seem to have the freshest fruit and veg.

If a piece of fruit counts as 1 of your 5 a day, then why does a bottle of freshly squeezed orange juice in M&S which claims to have 4 oranges packed into it, still only count as 1 of your 5 a day (according to the label)?

Probably because it's not fresh and your five a day should be varied?

If you were in a beauty pageant, what would be the correct answer to the question, "why should you win the pageant?"

gramar wrote: »

Not knowingly.

What supermarket has the best fruit and veg?

Aldi seem to have the freshest fruit and veg.

If a piece of fruit counts as 1 of your 5 a day, then why does a bottle of freshly squeezed orange juice in M&S which claims to have 4 oranges packed into it, still only count as 1 of your 5 a day (according to the label)?

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

No sir.

Ever meet a Zoroastrian?

Not knowingly.

What supermarket has the best fruit and veg?

Hugo Stiglitz

[Deleted User] wrote: »

If the bat bites you, you will turn into a vampire. I hope you are not a morning person.

Doolittle was far from lazy, he was a busy man.

Do you have neat writing?

No sir.

Ever meet a Zoroastrian?

gramar wrote: »

A bat because I found a baby one on the porch the other day and I'm looking after it. I'm wondering if it bites me will I turn into a bat like man or will I just get rabies.

Was Dr Doolittle a lazy sort?

If the bat bites you, you will turn into a vampire. I hope you are not a morning person.

Doolittle was far from lazy, he was a busy man.

Do you have neat writing?

Lorelli! wrote: »

Not really. Has it been proven to work for some?

If you could be a human/animal hybrid, what animal would you choose and why?

A bat because I found a baby one on the porch the other day and I'm looking after it. I'm wondering if it bites me will I turn into a bat like man or will I just get rabies.

Was Dr Doolittle a lazy sort?

gramar wrote: »

Light.

Do you find some of the images on cigarette packets offensive?

Not really. Has it been proven to work for some?

If you could be a human/animal hybrid, what animal would you choose and why?

Deleted User wrote: »

Very much so

What would you look for on the dark web?

Light.

Do you find some of the images on cigarette packets offensive?

gramar wrote: »

It'll cost you to find out.

I do know of someone who has a foot fetish pay site.
Plenty of fellas seemingly willing to pay to watch her play with her feet on camera.

Does the dark web really exist?

Very much so

What would you look for on the dark web?

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Yes please.

Does it involve being a cam girl?

It'll cost you to find out.

I do know of someone who has a foot fetish pay site.
Plenty of fellas seemingly willing to pay to watch her play with her feet on camera.

Does the dark web really exist?

LadyMacBeth_

gramar wrote: »

Now and then. I get them through whatsapp groups and delete a lot without even watching.

Would you like to work from home for $6000 a month?

Yes please.

Does it involve being a cam girl?

Deleted User wrote: »

No, I don't need such things when everything is stored on Google and at my fingertips 24/7 via my phone.

Do you watch funny video clips on YouTube?

Now and then. I get them through whatsapp groups and delete a lot without even watching.

Would you like to work from home for $6000 a month?