ScumLord wrote: » I spent some time studying the mating habits of the orange faced howler bird native to Dublin. Magnificent beasts.
Ipso wrote: » Their mating ritual seems intriguing.
Shenshen wrote: » I accidentally kicked a seal last year - not sure if that counts, I can't imagine Attenborough doing that. I go for swims in a bay very near my house, and other people swimming there had told me that sometimes a seal comes over and just watches people swimming. So that day I was pretty far out (about 250m from shore) and had just turned to swim back when my foot made contact with something hard and smooth. I thought at first it might be one of those fellows in the wetsuits, as they're always so concentrated on their workout, they never look where they're going. Turned around, and the there was the seal staring at me, not a meter away. I was rather shocked and apologied profusely (I know, but come on, what would you do?), the seal just huffed, dived and buggered off. It was only when I was swimming back and ran what had happened through my head again that I realised that for me to kick him where I did, he must have been following me. There was just no other reason or explanation why he'd be this close. So in a way the little stalker got what he deserved. I saw him again a few times in the weeks following that, he gave me quite a fright at one point when he leapt out of the water some 5 meters away from me. And people would tell me when I came out of the water that they had seen him following me while I was out, so I started calling him the panto seal ("He's behind you!!!"). But I haven't seen him since February now, I think he must have gone off me. Or found a new hobby.
Daisy78 wrote: » Awww but what a cute stalker to have!!
Bushmanpm wrote: » Never did find out if it was a croc or a gator
Burial. wrote: » Fed a stray puppy some kebab meat on the walk home from town after a night out. I knew twas love at first bite. Dog ended up sleeping in the kitchen in a makeshift bed I made of throw pillows and an empty food box you'd get in Lidl to carry your shopping out in. C*nt p*ssed everywhere but ended up keeping him after nobody claimed him from ads I put up
buried wrote: » ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyeaaah