Deleted User wrote: » Not every day can any of you say you walked into your bathroom and saw an elephant in it. This morning, I can!Herself, all 2 years plus of her, who is now being potty-trained, took her rather large elephant teddybear cuddly toy into the bathroom and was potty training her/him/it!
Lady is a tramp wrote: » My friend has just asked me to house-sit and dog-sit for her for the foreseeable future. I'm so scared it won't transpire, but god, if it did ... I've not had a home since June 2015. The thoughts of going back to the same familiar bed one night after another ... I'm just ... overwhelmed. I wish it could happen. I hope it will happen! It looks like it will. Fingers toes and everything crossable crossed. It's beyond my wildest dreams, to even spend a week not living on couches and out of the boot of my car. Two nights in a row in the same place is such a luxury, the odd time it happens. Let alone weeks on end! Thinking happy happy happy thoughts ... I'm a good person, I deserve this break! I do! It WILL happen!
Deleted User wrote: Tonight's sequel on the elephant. I marched herself upstairs while she practised her counting out loud with each step. She brushed her teeth and then remembered she left her elephant downstairs. I went downstairs where I found her elephant under a kitchen chair in the sitting room laid out on a cushion from the couch and tucked under a blanket (taken from the back of the couch). He was fast asleep. I left him on the cushion and carried him upstairs, where she was waiting behind the child barrier at the top. She shouted 'Yeaaaa' when she saw me come up with the elephant. I told her shhhh he's fast asleep and you'll wake him up, she looked serious and "helped" me open the top barrier. She walked ahead of me into the room saying shhh shhh all the time with her little finger next to her mouth. I put the elephant down, lifted her up and into the cot, gently and quietly gave her the elephant while she kept her finger to her lips requesting quiet. She put the elephant down, put her arm around him and fell asleep next to him.
Deleted User wrote: No never-ending bedtime stories (the tricks and negotiation strategies she employs for avoiding going to sleep are creative) and no "discussions" (they are getting more hilarious as she gets more words). I've never got away as lightly!
Lady is a tramp wrote: » The mutt loves me. I swear it's like a sign! Animals and me don't get on, well I've never had a pet so I don't know how. But this yoke has glued himself to me. And the feeling is mutual! His "mammy" (owner) is unimpressed So I've an open invitation to stay here the rest of forever. Or at least till I find my own little niche in the word. Thank God. I needed this so badly. Things really do happen at just the right time.
Jrop wrote: » I'm thrilled for you. That has made my week.
LadyMacBeth_ wrote: » The missus is away for the next 48 hours, while the cat's away......the mouse will realistically sit around in her pyjamas, fap, eat, fap some more, watch netflix and nap.