MyStubbleItches wrote: » We get it, you're gay and attractive.
TheFitz13 wrote: » Has anyone here ever been asked to buy someone a drink? I was out the other night and a lad came up to me and asked me to buy him one... He was cute, but the fact that he asked that just completely turned me off. I just replied "Nah" and walked off... and I'm pretty sure he was insulted. I just found it a bit forward and a bit rude tbh. Had it ever happened to you?
Wheety wrote: » I remember in The Vatican before (showing my age now). Myself and a friend were having a drink and chatting. I noticed a girl making her way along the bar, talking to each bloke and then moving on. I said "What's she doing?" We watched her all the way and then she came to us and said "Do one of you want to buy me a drink?" . We laughed at her and said no. Didn't bother her, she just moved on. We kept watching and eventually some guy bought her a drink. They were talking for about 5 minutes and then she went back to her friends with the free drink leaving the guy at the bar. So funny. Fair play to her, it worked anyway.
Burial. wrote: » Dodging a bullet tbh. A man marrying a woman in 2017 makes no sense. In fact marriage in 2017 at all makes no sense.
corner of hells wrote: » It's only ever happened to me once , a girl I didn't know, asked me to buy her a drink. I did and got married four years later to her.
harry Bailey esq wrote: » I used to be a regular visitor to a pub called the museum rest,on Benburb Street,sadly the building is a shell now after a big blaze in derelict adjoining premises. I've been asked to buy a drink for someone many times in that place,it took a few visits to realise that the regulars,and it was a very a much a regulars shop,had a system for want of a better word in.Basically,it catered for a select few elderly alcoholics,usually men,a few local sex workers popping in from time for a few neat shots of vodka or whiskey to put a bit of warmth in them when they were out on a cold night,and a few shady c*nts.The system was that everyone collected pensions and stuff on different days and everyone had their day when it was not considered offensive to ask that chap to get you a drink.It was very simple,like all good ideas. On your day,people would ask you to 'spot them a pint'. Once it was established by the drinkers that lets say 'Frank is spotting John today' Frank may get a request to spot one or two others,and he will do so to the best of his ability.When Frank leaves for home,he is fairly jarred,after spending x amount of money,yet Frank will be in the pub drinking the other six days of the week without putting his hands in his pocket,except for his 'entrance fee'. His entrance fee is his first pint.Every subsequent pint is 'spotted' for him.Drink muddys the waters of course,and maybe Frank spotted John 8 pints,John might only spot Frank 7 pints but he's just as likely to spot him ten,a bit marxist really but it worked.Money was never mentioned,an unwritten rule.The street girls would often stroll in,spot the whole pub,and only stay for about 20 minutes at most,and as such they were the only people who put in more than they got back.But heaven forbid anyone that was witnessed disrespecting them outside,they'd have their teeth kicked in,the crew may have been pensioners for the most part but they were handy f*ckers when they felt inclined to be,which was frequent enough.
harry Bailey esq wrote: » I used to be a regular visitor to a pub called the museum rest,on Benburb Street. Sadly the building is a shell now after a big blaze in derelict adjoining premises. I've been asked to buy a drink for someone many times in that place. It took a few visits to realise that the regulars, and it was a very a much a regulars shop, had a "system" (for want of a better word). Basically, it catered for a select few elderly alcoholics (usually men) and a few local sex workers popping in from time to time for a few neat shots of vodka or whiskey to put a bit of warmth in them when they were out on a cold night as well as a few shady c*nts. The "system" was that everyone collected pensions and stuff on different days and everyone had their day when it was not considered offensive to ask that chap to get you a drink. It was very simple, like all good ideas. On your day, people would ask you to "spot them a pint". Once it was established (by the drinkers) that "Frank is spotting John today" then Frank may get a request to spot one or two others and he will do so to the best of his ability. When Frank leaves for home, he is fairly jarred (after spending x amount of money) yet Frank will be in the pub drinking the other six days of the week without putting his hands in his pocket except for his "entrance fee". His entrance fee being his first pint. Every subsequent pint is "spotted" for him. Drink muddy's the waters of course so maybe Frank spotted John 8 pints whilst John might only spot Frank 7 pints but he's just as likely to spot him 10. A bit Marxist really but it worked. Money was never mentioned, which was an unwritten rule. The street girls would often stroll in and spot the whole pub yet only stay for about 20 minutes at most. As such, they were the only people who put in more than they got back. But heaven forbid anyone that was witnessed disrespecting them outside, they'd have their teeth kicked in. The crew may have been pensioners for the most part but they were handy f*ckers when they felt inclined to be which was frequent enough.
Christian Troy wrote: » I might have actually read all that if you left spaces between your fullstops and the letters after them!
Christian Troy wrote: » I might have actually read all that if you left spaces between your fullstops and the letters after them! I'm guessing most of it was unnecessary anyway!
Junkyard Tom wrote: » I bought you a Coca-Cola in good faith. That's eighty pence you've hoodwinked out of me. Eighty pence. When I said "Hello my darling, would you like a Coca-Cola?" did you say "No thank you, I'm terribly sorry, but I'm a lesbian"? No, you didn't, not a bit of it. You said "Thank you very much, that'd be lovely".
Surreptitious wrote: » Men always buy me drinks. I've a thirsty head on me. Obviously I don't ask them, they do it anyway.
IamtheWalrus wrote: » Politely decline or insist on buying one back. This is 2017.
Surreptitious wrote: » I always buy one back exueeze me. I am not a scrounger.
Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: » It happened me once years ago, a drunken girl was slobbering over me asking if I'd buy her a drink. I said I would so long as I could chose the drink. I bought her a baileys with a dash of lime and told her it was called the 'cement mixer' and that she had to drink it in one go but not swallow it and once it was in her mouth she had to close her mouth and swirl it around her mouth like a cement mixer before swallowing. She duly complied and then nearly vomited as the Baileys curdled when it mixed with the lime cordial but she still swallowed it all and went away off to the toilets to be sick. I never seen her again...thankfully.
TheFitz13 wrote: » One time a guy bought me a drink which I didn't ask for but I kindly accepted and said thank you. Then at one point during the night he said to me "Do you want a drink" and I said "No no it's fine you already bought me one" and he just went "Oh okay, do you want to buy me one?"
Resist ZOG wrote: » What are some good lines when a woman asks you to buy her a drink? Obviously buying the drink is out of the question but just saying 'no' isn't exactly smooth. Something that will turn the tables on her.
PARlance wrote: » Start bawling crying. It'll throw her off guard and show your sensitive side at the same time.
