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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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Original thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056238863

Last thread hit 10k posts so needed to be closed.

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...And Justice

WHIP IT! wrote: »

Yeah... like, what kinda eejit starts smoking in 2013??

Plenty, I'm actually shocked by the amount of young teens and folks in their 20's that smoke. When I was a teenager you could smoke on a bus or in a supermarket, that's how old I am. You can't smoke anywhere these days, why bother?

clairewithani

Not an actual post but I have a relative in a nursing home who has a number of grandchildren. My cousins tell me that 4 people call to her every week and make sure somebody sees her every day. Others call more sporadically depending on circumstances.But one granddaughter goes once every month or six weeks, stays 5-10 minutes but takes a selfie in that time and puts it on Facebook. "Me and Gran havin the chats" The amount of comments beneath these posts telling her what a great grand-daughter she is would make you want to throw up.:(

Widdershins

kunst nugget wrote: »

The vom starts rising when you get to the domestic bliss part. As for the laughter lines part…Christ on a bike. Is that 'friend' like in Inbetweeners.

And remember, those aren't stretch marks, they're her Tiger Stripes.

Hector Savage

nite people time te hit de pilla up early in de mornin got **** te do

Hector Savage

listen here u ye **** stabber have u nuthin better to be doin withurself like shinnin dat baldy nugget rather dan TRYIN to give me srick on dis caucse u no i jus wipe de floor with ye mutha ****a haha

Lady is a tramp

"X marked herself as safe during The Attack in London, United Kingdom."

Errrr, you've lived in Cork all your life and I'm pretty sure you've never even visited London.

Glad to hear you're safe and all, but I don't think anyone had actually been worrying about you ...

Hector Savage

Whats this marking as "safe" crap, is it an actual button on fb now ?

kildare lad

Got this sent to me on whatsapp today... ffs!!

There is a 'whatsapp group called 'Interschools, if invited, don't join the group, it belongs to Daesh(ISIS). If you join the group you will not be able to exit from it, be vigilant, please inform others, send it to your relatives and children on whatsapp so that they will also be careful. Forwarded as received

...And Justice

Hector Savage wrote: »

Whats this marking as "safe" crap, is it an actual button on fb now ?

It's liberal lefty safe space bullshít

rawn

...And Justice wrote:

It's liberal lefty safe space bullshÃt

It's actually a very handy feature that allows people to inform many people at once that they are safe during attacks and natural disasters. The fact that it is being misused by some does not detract from its usefulness.

colm_mcm

Surely if they just posted anything about anything, people would know they were still alive and well.

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rawn wrote: »

It's actually a very handy feature that allows people to inform many people at once that they are safe during attacks and natural disasters. The fact that it is being misused by some does not detract from its usefulness.

Yes but "liberal lefty safe space bull****" is a term that can be used to describe literally anything one doesn't like, doesn't have to have any actual connection to what's being described. It's a very useful term, second only to PC brigade.

And yeah it can be a handy feature, saves people making forty phone calls like.

rawn

colm_mcm wrote:

Surely if they just posted anything about anything, people would know they were still alive and well.

True but when you click on the page of the disaster, it shows you the friends on your list that have their location set to London and whether they've checked in or not. It's a handy tool, shame it's being misused but shur

sligojoek

I kind of agree with him.

Candles for London. Candles for Manchester. Candles for fathers day.
Now I'm expected to share candles for spottie little f*ckers doing the inter cert.

somesoldiers

sligojoek wrote: »

I kind of agree with him.

"Inter cert" am guessing the poster is 40+

sligojoek

somesoldiers wrote: »

"Inter cert" am guessing the poster is 40+

50+

Thoie

somesoldiers wrote: »

"Inter cert" am guessing the poster is 40+

sligojoek wrote: »

50+

The last people to sit the inter cert would be 40-42 now.

somesoldiers

Thoie wrote: »

The last people to sit the inter cert would be 40-42 now.

Yip, I was the last year to sit it in 1991, am 41

sligojoek

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sligojoek

Exam candle.
Pass it on.
BLESSINGS.

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Hector Savage

Neil Issagum wrote: »

You've got to start selling this for more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition!

If you can think of a better way to get ice I'd like to hear it

God I miss that show !!

kitten_k

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thesandeman

"xxx is off tomaz fr Poland Day wtf nvr heard of it"

Followed by a load of people complaining about how bad the UK has become when the Polish living there can get Poland Day off but the British don't get St George's Day off.

Eventually a poster with brains appears:

"Are you sure she didn't say polling day hun?".

mackeire

I love e Lizzy CA. Wait to move I. With hare love hare xxx

yellowlabrador

mackeire wrote: »

I love e Lizzy CA. Wait to move I. With hare love hare xxx

I think we need to send that one to Bletchley park.

kunst nugget

mackeire wrote: »

I love e Lizzy CA. Wait to move I. With hare love hare xxx

What in the shiny fook does that mean?

El Weirdo

thesandeman wrote: »

"xxx is off tomaz fr Poland Day wtf nvr heard of it"

Followed by a load of people complaining about how bad the UK has become when the Polish living there can get Poland Day off but the British don't get St George's Day off.

Eventually a poster with brains appears:

"Are you sure she didn't say polling day hun?".

Pretty sure I've seen this one before.

somesoldiers

mackeire wrote: »

I love e Lizzy CA. Wait to move I. With hare love hare xxx

ok have put that through my Enigma machine and

Either it is from "guess how much I love you?"

Or

I love lizzy, can't wait to move in with her, love her

kunst nugget

somesoldiers wrote: »

ok have put that through my Enigma machine and

Either it is from "guess how much I love you?"

Or

I love lizzy, can't wait to move in with her, love her

That is ninja translating skills.

somesoldiers

kunst nugget wrote: »

That is ninja translating skills.

I do a cryptic crossword every day- helps train the mind to decipher mumbo jumbo