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You know you feel old when....

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Some one in work tells you that they were born in 19xx and you remember that was the first year that you had the vote!
Plus the fact there is less than 10 years to retirement.

What makes you feel odd, apart from arthritis!!

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Ash.J.Williams

hard to get my head around the fact I work with people that weren't around for Nirvana!

silverharp

when you realise describing the 80's to your kids is the same as your parents telling you about the 1950's when growing up

chakotha

When a housemate informs you that you're older than his old man. He was joking, but still.

hairyslug

I had to explain to someone I worked with who OJ Simpson was.

I can also predict the weather quite well when I feel different pains in my body.

Boom_Bap

Jrop wrote: »

When you realised The Prodigy's No Good(Start The Dance) is 24 years old

F*cking tune mate. Tune.

You know you're old when you remember people holding up TUNE signs.

You know you're really old when you can tell the time from a sundial

Mister Vain

When you start urinating more and ejaculating less.

When you make a noise while getting into and out of the car.

When the young wans call you a dirty auld perv instead of just dirty perv.

please helpThank YOU

When your Wife wants sex more than you do .

[Deleted User]

Dezekota wrote: »

you realise you need to make a will????

Everyone should have a will, you never know what's around the corner.
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please helpThank YOU wrote: »

When your Wife wants sex more than you do .

but never your own wife. :pac:

Chester Copperpot

When you remember some Brazilian footballer making a cradle motion with his arms to signify the birth of his son and he is now a professional footballer himself

md23040

When TV series of your youth like "Space 1999" seemed so incredible and the year 1999 such a futuristic and exotic time concept.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

When you see some of the stuff that makes others here feel old and think 'whippersnappers!'

blade1

When farting becomes a game of Russian Roulette!

beertons

I met a girl down in the pub a few weeks ago, couldn't remember her name. Knew her father's name though.

Oh, you're Ger's daughter.

She's only about 6 years younger than me.

nibtrix

When someone you babysat is now a government Minister!!

Mister Vain

nibtrix wrote: »

When someone you babysat is now a government Minister!!

When someone you babysat is now an absolute roide.

nibtrix

nibtrix wrote: »

When someone you babysat is now a government Minister!!

Mister Vain wrote: »

When someone you babysat is now an absolute roide.

I can honestly say that these two situations did not overlap!!

Spanish Eyes

Comfortable shoes,

Nothing tight clothing wise

Sleep is receding.

TV is just so boring. Faceache account deleted.

BUT.... planning trips away takes up all yer energy, but for a good cause.

Forget about anything else.

Tazio

Some of my good friends are grandparents......

Beyondgone

Tazio wrote: »

Some of my good friends are grandparents......

When you're a Grand parent with 3 grandkids.. and people call you "Granddad"..but you still like Techno..and fast jap cars..

Jrop

you know you're old when the kid from around the corner is Taoiseach

Dr Crayfish

You've to go for a f*cking colonoscopy the week after next!

Badly Drunk Boy

Dezekota wrote: »

you realise you need to make a will????

When I bought my house at the age of 24, when everything was signed and sealed, the solicitor asked "So...would you like to make a will now?".

I got a bit terrified at the thought of it, so just said "No thanks. Not at the moment." In 2 months, my 20 year mortgage will be paid off. And I still haven't made a will!

I feel old when I remember that I got my first 2 e-mail addresses 26 years ago!

cantdecide

Some day soon, you will have to explain why the 'save as' icon is as it is...

byte

Dr Crayfish wrote: »

You've to go for a f*cking colonoscopy the week after next!

Ugh, me too! Fcuking dreading it. I'm sure those packets of stuff I have to add to water will also be so appetising the day prior! :eek:

Heighway61

When Heighway61 Junior's school buddy pipes up "are you junior's grandad?"

Irish Guitarist

Grey pubes.

dresden8

When you're closer to 60 than 30.

When you remember the Falklands War and realise it's nearly the same time from now 'til then and from then until nearly the second world war. Only a couple of years now and it will be the same.

Jayzus.

dresden8

Dezekota wrote: »

you realise you need to make a will????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JkBKGttM_U

1874

Grayson wrote: »

One can only hope. It's weird to think the music I listened to in college is now in the same classification as the music my parents listened to. ie. old.

If you want to feel old look at property prices and remember what they were like the first time you paid attention to them. I had a landlord when I was in college in 95 who sold the house we were in. He'd bought it two years earlier for 30k and was selling it for 37k. I remember him saying "This can't last, I'm selling whilst the prices are still high".

I remember going along with a relative around the same time to look at a house for about 40k. I was on less than 4k a year thinking, how that was a phenomenal figure.

byte wrote: »

Ugh, me too! Fcuking dreading it. I'm sure those packets of stuff I have to add to water will also be so appetising the day prior! :eek:

Once you can keep the nausea at bay from drinking the stuff, you're fine, try to down it too quickly to get it over and done with could be a mistake, I tried some dilute able in mine

dresden8 wrote: »

When you're closer to 60 than 30.

When you remember the Falklands War and realise it's nearly the same time from now 'til then and from then until nearly the second world war. Only a couple of years now and it will be the same.

Jayzus.

Christ, Im not quite that side of the age thing, but I remember thinking how Gulf War 1 was a quarter of a century ago, but really while the differences have been huge since then, things have not changed as much in that time as they had in the 25 years preceding 1991.
I remember seeing news updates of the war on teletext late at night (after tv went off), now thats a blast from the past