Penn wrote: » Dude, it's a film featuring a talking raccoon, a tiny tree monster and a planet who can turn into a person. Yeah, the film should have some substance and character development behind it, and I believe this film does. But you're clearly expecting something from this film that it was never going to even try to hit let alone whether or not it achieved it. Films can, and in many cases should, just be fun and entertaining.
freedominacup wrote: » The target audience from this house went to see the movie on Fri night along with a group made up of other members of the target audience. They enjoyed it. Compared well to the first one. Tbh if you're old enough to have a boards account you're probably far too old for your opinions to matter to the producers of this movie.
pjohnson wrote: » Surely it would be Justin Bieber or Peppa Pig. And Demi Lovato instead of Fleetwood Mac.
Avatar MIA wrote: » All credit to the Beebs, but wouldn't he be a tad young to be the Starlord's Dad?
MilesMorales1 wrote: » It's a comic book film. You can make up any rule you like!
pjohnson wrote: » So you think the target audience is under18? How many under 18's will get Pac-Man and David Hasselhoff references. Surely it would be Justin Bieber or Peppa Pig. And Demi Lovato instead of Fleetwood Mac.
freedominacup wrote: » It's rated 12a. The references are for the grownups who are the A for the u12s.
Penn wrote: » The film has its flaws, particularly with the action scenes and some of the comedy was overdone... but a 2/10? Jesus Christ... Hell I hated Batman V Superman for the most part and I'd still give it at least a 5.
pjohnson wrote: » Well Hoff wasn't actually his dad just Ego messing around with Easter Eggs haha
freedominacup wrote: » Tbh if you're old enough to have a boards account you're probably far too old for your opinions to matter to the producers of this movie.
uncleoswald wrote: » Off topic I know but, you'd give a movie that you mostly hated a 5/10? To each their own but that sounds like your rating system is servery unbalanced.
BMMachine wrote: » well the big problem with this film is that it does nothing.
It has the same resolutions as the last film and our crew barely go anywhere or barely get involved with anything connected to anything else. In long parts of this film its just boring, sitting around on Kurt Russell: The Planet waiting for the action to come to them.
The film is riddled with too many characters and too much stuff going on which has little consequence.
There is (as with all the Disney films) a complete lack of sexuality and everyone seems to be walking around like they have been castrated, anything that would provide emotion or context in this way (such as Starlords relationship with Gomorrah) is once again - told, not shown.
It does have pretty colours and a big FX budget and explosions happen and all that but Im sorry, that is so run of the mill for todays films - they all have this, it doesn't score points for having spent a lot of money.
The film itself does know its weaknesses and is fully aware of them, otherwise it wouldnt be distracting you all the time with a baby tree or cracking wise - anything to stop you thinking.
The villain was again terrible as is the way with all these Marvel films and there was no stakes we haven't heard of before, no connections other than a hamfisted one with no emotional content.
All the derpy, repeatable and easily set up jokes in the world and all the cutesy aliens acting stupid in the world won't solve those problems, though they do serve their purpose well in distracting away from them.
david75 wrote: » Yeah this was really really sub par. Probably fatally. I'd say we've seen the last of this franchise tbh
MilesMorales1 wrote: » GOTG? Not only are they going to be in avengers 3/4, Vol 3 is already confirmed.
tunguska wrote: » Btw I just saw that its not opening in the states until this weekend. Anyone know why it opened in Europe before North America?
Penn wrote: » I think it's because of the Bank Holiday. Every year Marvel release a movie at the start of May and we always get that one a week before the US, which I presume is to boost the Europe numbers in UK & Ireland with the bank holiday.