BMMachine wrote: » well the big problem with this film is that it does nothing.
It has the same resolutions as the last film and our crew barely go anywhere or barely get involved with anything connected to anything else. In long parts of this film its just boring, sitting around on Kurt Russell: The Planet waiting for the action to come to them.
The film is riddled with too many characters and too much stuff going on which has little consequence.
There is (as with all the Disney films) a complete lack of sexuality and everyone seems to be walking around like they have been castrated, anything that would provide emotion or context in this way (such as Starlords relationship with Gomorrah) is once again - told, not shown.
It does have pretty colours and a big FX budget and explosions happen and all that but Im sorry, that is so run of the mill for todays films - they all have this, it doesn't score points for having spent a lot of money.
The film itself does know its weaknesses and is fully aware of them, otherwise it wouldnt be distracting you all the time with a baby tree or cracking wise - anything to stop you thinking.
The villain was again terrible as is the way with all these Marvel films and there was no stakes we haven't heard of before, no connections other than a hamfisted one with no emotional content.
All the derpy, repeatable and easily set up jokes in the world and all the cutesy aliens acting stupid in the world won't solve those problems, though they do serve their purpose well in distracting away from them.
uncleoswald wrote: » Off topic I know but, you'd give a movie that you mostly hated a 5/10? To each their own but that sounds like your rating system is servery unbalanced.
freedominacup wrote: » Tbh if you're old enough to have a boards account you're probably far too old for your opinions to matter to the producers of this movie.
pjohnson wrote: » Well Hoff wasn't actually his dad just Ego messing around with Easter Eggs haha
Penn wrote: » The film has its flaws, particularly with the action scenes and some of the comedy was overdone... but a 2/10? Jesus Christ... Hell I hated Batman V Superman for the most part and I'd still give it at least a 5.
freedominacup wrote: » It's rated 12a. The references are for the grownups who are the A for the u12s.
pjohnson wrote: » So you think the target audience is under18? How many under 18's will get Pac-Man and David Hasselhoff references. Surely it would be Justin Bieber or Peppa Pig. And Demi Lovato instead of Fleetwood Mac.
Avatar MIA wrote: » All credit to the Beebs, but wouldn't he be a tad young to be the Starlord's Dad?
MilesMorales1 wrote: » It's a comic book film. You can make up any rule you like!
pjohnson wrote: » Surely it would be Justin Bieber or Peppa Pig. And Demi Lovato instead of Fleetwood Mac.
freedominacup wrote: » The target audience from this house went to see the movie on Fri night along with a group made up of other members of the target audience. They enjoyed it. Compared well to the first one. Tbh if you're old enough to have a boards account you're probably far too old for your opinions to matter to the producers of this movie.
Penn wrote: » Dude, it's a film featuring a talking raccoon, a tiny tree monster and a planet who can turn into a person. Yeah, the film should have some substance and character development behind it, and I believe this film does. But you're clearly expecting something from this film that it was never going to even try to hit let alone whether or not it achieved it. Films can, and in many cases should, just be fun and entertaining.
BMMachine wrote: » so what IS good and great? this is where the problem really lies isn't it. And its definitely what I have the most issues with. I firmly believe that through modern communications there has become a mass distortion of reality and that how people identify themselves through culture, politics, society etc has become a lot more personal and I do not believe that is to the benefit of humanity - case in point: politics right now. And I think its the same for the film world. But I digress, probably a conversation for another forum or whatever and I am unsure of how much depth Im allowed to go into that kind of thing here but I would certainly like to converse about it more
BMMachine wrote: » We have very different ideas on what 'good' and 'great' are. If thats good and great, so are the Transformers films. There is very little difference between them. The biggest difference being that Transformers is overtly sleazy and sexist but hey, at least people in Transformers have some sort of sexuality, even if it is the most horrible kind. A word on comedy though: (spoilers - will be dipping in and out) So the best gag in the film is the 'Mary Poppins' joke towards the end and it goes to a character thats about to die. It helps get that character on your side and in a film which isn't primarily a comedy, this is a great way of breaking through tension and making characters approachable and on the side of the audience. So this works very well here with the character and context in question. Now where this film doesn't hold up in that regard, is it just overloads on one type with Drax. Where yeah, he does have some good lines, there is just so much forceful bluntness that doesn't go anywhere or serve any purpose - it does nothing for the character later and its just there for it to be this characters thing. Other characters do have moments, but again its consistently one of two jokes - 80s references or 'oh no you didn't'. Because of the severe lack of weight in the characters - Rocket, Drax, Gamorrah, Groot - its more just done to either pass time or to shield from their complete lack of character. Starlord gets a few chuckles but there is so little going on (all told, not shown) that once again it just feels blunt and distracting. This films biggest crime is that it has so much opportunity to go somewhere, go on an adventure with fun characters but instead we sit on Kurt Russell: The Planet and crack wise while shoving a load of inane sh*t thats of no consequence into the film to make up for its lack of any actual real substance. But hey, millions of dollars and thousands of fans can't be wrong, just like Michael Bay wasn't wrong and makes money hand over fist. Thats where we are, Michael Bay won
Nervous Wreck wrote: » I believe that's exactly the point. :rolleyes:
BMMachine wrote: » We have very different ideas on what 'good' and 'great' are.
MilesMorales1 wrote: » (All entirely in my opinion) - Great music choices. - Great atmosphere, cool irreverent off beat feeling, even if that feeling isn't as strong as it was with the first. - Real great acting and character beats. Got me emotional, even if it did nothing for you. Drax and Rocket are excellent specially, and Yondu and Stallone were fab. - Cool action, cool villain as well, Ego was a great choice. - Looks amazing and bright and colourful. - It was funny and easily passed the 6 laugh test. - Confirmed a cool fan theory. - Didn't feel a need to overload itself with connections to other MCU stuff or set up future sequels/related MCU films. See, two people had two different reactions to the same film, isn't that mad.