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Ann Summers parcel

GuessWhoEh

Has anyone ever gotten deliveries from Ann Summers? What's the packaging like?

I don't want any awkward encounters if one of the parents has to open the door and I physically haven't the time to pop into Ann Summers plus, online is cheaper!

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GuessWhoEh

So basically I've to grin and bare it if the parentals decide to open the door to the delivery man?

That's my luck for attempting to treat myself to some undies. Relax, I couldn't bring myself to get anything else

Pac1Man

That's a treat? Would a five pack in Pennies not have done the same job?

whiskeyman

Discreet packaging they said...

:pac:

corner of hells

Pac1Man wrote: »

That's a treat? Would a five pack in Pennies not have done the same job?

A bloke I know told me you can't get crotchless undies in Pennies.

mikeoneilly

VinLieger wrote: »

Come on now OP.... what did ya get?

A penis extension

peckerhead

GuessWhoEh wrote: »

So basically I've to grin and bare it?

If you're already embarrassed about the parcel, I suspect that unsheathing yourself in front of your parents will only worsen matters.

Pinch Flat

Macca07 wrote: »

http://www.annsummers.com/deliveryreturns/

They have a YouTube video explaining their packaging

"So it Perfectly fits the
box"....fnar....fnar....

Pac1Man

corner of hells wrote: »

A bloke I know told me you can't get crotchless undies in Pennies.

Go to the counter and ask for 'Marlene'. Tell her Pacman with a 1 sent you.

GuessWhoEh

Pac1Man wrote: »

Go to the counter and ask for 'Marlene'. Tell her Pacman with a 1 sent you.

Marlene.

Got it.

Robsweezie

GuessWhoor....sorry

pontoonz

my wife buys all her "implements" from orion.de

Glenster

Vegetable aisle.

Problem solved.

kittensmittens

corner of hells wrote: »

A bloke I know told me you can't get crotchless undies in Pennies.

Same guy that drives the truck? And the only AS items I had were not battery related, thanks very much :pac:

Oh and OP, you should have started this thread before you made the order, if its lingerie you bought, you've been done(its so expensive for what it is and wont get a second *ahem* outing as will fall to pieces

kittensmittens

I have a mate, guy in his 30's(the anecdotes on here just made me remember it)who made an order for some "goodies" for himself and his partner as a surprise during last summer. There were quite a few exotic bits on the order and he was well looking forward to getting it delivered. He made the order and waited.
Good few weeks passed before he remembered about it. Thinks "Where the hell is the order?"

Goes online to check the status and freezes.
The same crowd he ordered them from, he had ordered a set of solar light things the last time he had used the site. He had ordered the lights for his MOTHER and had used her delivery address for the lights. Never checked when ordering his toys and had used his MOTHERS DELIVERY ADDRESS!!!
Item had been delivered the week before!!!

Thing was, his mother never said the package came. And he knew they had been signed for. By her.
So he tells us this ashen faced in the pub that there were 2 scenarios.
A: His mother opened it and was appalled at its contents and never said a word or
B : He now knew the reason his dad had a smile on his face the size of a cheshire cat and was complaining about hurting his back all week.

PandaPoo

I ordered stuff from playblue earlier today. I won't be here tomorrow so they'll drop it in next door.
They promise discreet delivery but last time the label said playblue ffs.

kittensmittens

PandaPoo wrote: »

I ordered stuff from playblue earlier today. I won't be here tomorrow so they'll drop it in next door.
They promise discreet delivery but last time the label said playblue ffs.

Maybe the neighbours will think its knock off cigarettes you've ordered?
John Playblue

Will you hand me my jacket?

Cupcake_Crisis

Hellrazer wrote: »

Reminds me of the time when I used to keep Tarantulas as pets and I used to get them delivered to my job.They basically put a 24 hour heat pack in the box to keep them nice and warm and survive the journey from wherever.
Anyway the old receptionist knew never to open packages for me as Id told her what was in them.
So this new receptionist starts and I tell her not to open packages for me. She decides that shes going be smart about it and open all packages that come in regardless who they are addressed to.
So next delivery arrives with 2 tarantulas in it that are 8 inches long.

Well I never heard someone scream the way she did. But she didn't open packages addressed to anyone else again!!!

I'd have been taken out in a body bag!!

fxotoole

kittensmittens wrote: »

I have a mate, guy in his 30's(the anecdotes on here just made me remember it)who made an order for some "goodies" for himself and his partner as a surprise during last summer. There were quite a few exotic bits on the order and he was well looking forward to getting it delivered. He made the order and waited.
Good few weeks passed before he remembered about it. Thinks "Where the hell is the order?"

Goes online to check the status and freezes.
The same crowd he ordered them from, he had ordered a set of solar light things the last time he had used the site. He had ordered the lights for his MOTHER and had used her delivery address for the lights. Never checked when ordering his toys and had used his MOTHERS DELIVERY ADDRESS!!!
Item had been delivered the week before!!!

Thing was, his mother never said the package came. And he knew they had been signed for. By her.
So he tells us this ashen faced in the pub that there were 2 scenarios.
A: His mother opened it and was appalled at its contents and never said a word or
B : He now knew the reason his dad had a smile on his face the size of a cheshire cat and was complaining about hurting his back all week.

"a mate"

riiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhttttt.......................................

kittensmittens

fxotoole wrote: »

"a mate"

riiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhttttt.......................................

If it was me I'd admit it

:D

I'm not of the male variety either