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Gay baboon terrorises villagers, rapes 5 men.

drunkmonkey

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch...nothing like a dose of anal cancer to ruin your weekend.

The baboon is said to have attacked more than six men in the past week and what’s baffling the villagers is the fact that the baboon only attacks guys and does not hurt it’s victims but rather performs sexual acts on top of the terrified victim and leaves.

One victim, George Chiune said he was coming from the local shebeen when the baboon attacked him and pinned him down.

“I thought it wanted to kill me but realized it was after my bum,”, George said.

Five men were admitted to hospital yesterday after experiencing acute anal pains and fatigue. Doctors confirmed the men have anal cancer.

Full story
http://zimbabwe-today.com/gay-baboon-terrorises-villagers-in-southafrica-rapes-5-men/

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Kimbot

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch...nothing like a dose of anal cancer to ruin your weekend.

The baboon is said to have attacked more than six men in the past week and what’s baffling the villagers is the fact that the baboon only attacks guys and does not hurt it’s victims but rather performs sexual acts on top of the terrified victim and leaves.

One victim, George Chiune said he was coming from the local shebeen when the baboon attacked him and pinned him down.

“I thought it wanted to kill me but realized it was after my bum,”, George said.

Five men were admitted to hospital yesterday after experiencing acute anal pains and fatigue. Doctors confirmed the men have anal cancer.

Full story
http://zimbabwe-today.com/gay-baboon-terrorises-villagers-in-southafrica-rapes-5-men/

Now now DM, being drunk is not going to excuse your actions this time :pac:

D3V!L

They had a sudden on set cases of anal cancer ?? totally believable :pac:

andekwarhola

/notes username of OP

Your Face

Ah not again?!

Boom_Bap

Baboons cannot be gay. They just ride everything and anything.

D3V!L

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Baboons cannot be gay. They just ride everything and anything.

anyway , its only gay if you kiss :rolleyes:

DJIMI TRARORE

Only in AH,any word on the baboon

Chancer3001

Thinly veiled 'I got laid on holidays' thread

greencap

The baboon is said to be approx 6ft tall with a zip on his back.

judeboy101

Mugabe must be in heat

Conall Cernach

Doctor: "It appears you have had anal sex recently."
Man: "I was raped! By.... a.... gay....baboon.... honest."
Doctor: "You now have ass cancer."
Man: "Well, at least I got a speedy diagnosis."

hytrogen

Bum backla

pjohnson

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch...nothing like a dose of anal cancer to ruin your weekend.

The baboon is said to have attacked more than six men in the past week and what’s baffling the villagers is the fact that the baboon only attacks guys and does not hurt it’s victims but rather performs sexual acts on top of the terrified victim and leaves.

One victim, George Chiune said he was coming from the local shebeen when the baboon attacked him and pinned him down.

“I thought it wanted to kill me but realized it was after my bum,”, George said.

Five men were admitted to hospital yesterday after experiencing acute anal pains and fatigue. Doctors confirmed the men have anal cancer.

Full story
http://zimbabwe-today.com/gay-baboon-terrorises-villagers-in-southafrica-rapes-5-men/

So when are you getting deported?

wakka12

Can cancer occur that quickly? And why would a baboon cause cancer?

MarkR

I have to ask. What were you looking for, when you found that story?

ohnonotgmail

Rectum? it nearly killed them!

*I'll get me coat.

drunkmonkey

MarkR wrote: »

I have to ask. What were you looking for, when you found that story?

Googled eye infection.

Kimbot

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Googled eyeanal infection.

FYP :pac:

SEPT 23 1989

is that the actual gay baboon or a stock photo of a gay baboon?

statto25

Waterford whispers must have an office in Zimbabwe

Jack the Stripper

Some say they are related to the Healy Raes.

dinorebel

Planet of the Gapes?

Dublin Pintman

Would have thought they'd have aids rather than anal cancer.

[Deleted User]

Possibly the most compelling thread title of all time. Possibly.

Hande hoche!

wakka12 wrote: »

Can cancer occur that quickly? And why would a baboon cause cancer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHsrr0JJMbY

maudgonner

The choice of picture accompanying that story :eek:

Also, it appears that Zimbabwe has become acquainted with the word shebeen - take that, Anti-Irish-Language-Thread!

ohnonotgmail

maudgonner wrote: »

The choice of picture accompanying that story!

Also, it appears that Zimbabwe has become acquainted with the word shebeen - take that, Anti-Irish-Language-Thread!

the word is common in south africa as well, especially in the townships

Kintarō Hattori

It must be a Waterford Whispers type site?

http://zimbabwe-today.com/why-i-wouldnt-want-my-sons-to-marry-a-white-or-colored-woman/

http://zimbabwe-today.com/why-you-must-not-marry-any-zimbabwe-woman-who-is-older-than-25/

gctest50

Culprit

biko

Those Rhodesians have a great sense of humour.

http://zimbabwe-today.com/zimbabwe-war-veterans-threated-war-germany-germany-refuse-print-new-currency-bond-notes/