The Noccers Interview Thread

garyskeepers wrote: »

I eat food, but never crap

Would you do it for a chewit?

I might.

Would you risk it for a biscuit?

Colser wrote: »

I might.

Would you risk it for a biscuit?

Change that to a scone and I would.

After 40 days of fasting and abstinence what will you be treating yourself with on Easter Sunday?

gramar wrote: »

Change that to a scone and I would.

After 40 days of fasting and abstinence what will you be treating yourself with on Easter Sunday?

Chocolate for breakfast...if there's any eggs left as we're eating them as quick as they're being bought..

Any news anyone...very quiet around here atm?

Colser wrote: »

Chocolate for breakfast...if there's any eggs left as we're eating them as quick as they're being bought..

Any news anyone...very quiet around here atm?

I see sterling has recovered a bit against the euro over the last few weeks.

When's the last time you missed a day at work?

gramar wrote: »

I see sterling has recovered a bit against the euro over the last few weeks.

When's the last time you missed a day at work?

I can't remember..it has rarely happened.

Is the full moon causing havoc with people..worse f*ing day in a long time?

Colser wrote: »

I can't remember..it has rarely happened.

Is the full moon causing havoc with people..worse f*ing day in a long time?

I don't know. Maybe the fcuking will be better tomorrow.

Do you walk around the house in the nip?

everlast75

gramar wrote: »

I don't know. Maybe the fcuking will be better tomorrow.

Do you walk around the house in the nip?

Yes. The neighbours have collected a fund to help pay for some blinds.

Would you visit a nudist beach?

[Deleted User]

everlast75 wrote: »

Yes. The neighbours have collected a fund to help pay for some blinds.

Would you visit a nudist beach?

I have done in The Netherlands but that was 16 years ago. I wouldn't subject anyone to me in a nudist beach anymore.

Do you end up with a farmers tan by the end of the summer?

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I have done in The Netherlands but that was 16 years ago. I wouldn't subject anyone to me in a nudist beach anymore.

Do you end up with a farmers tan by the end of the summer?

No..I buy my own.

Can a couch potato become a 5K runner without having a heart attack in the process?

Colser wrote: »

No..I buy my own.

Can a couch potato become a 5K runner without having a heart attack in the process?

Absolutely. If you're thinking of it I'd encourage you to give it a go.

Have you ever cooked anything you saw made on a cookery programme?

gramar wrote: »

Absolutely. If you're thinking of it I'd encourage you to give it a go.

Have you ever cooked anything you saw made on a cookery programme?

No too many ingredients so screams effort.

Have you ever tried sushi?

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

No too many ingredients so screams effort.

Have you ever tried sushi?

I'd like to but I haven't yet..

Ever pay big money for a meal out and think that you could cook it better yourself at home?

Colser wrote: »

I'd like to but I haven't yet..

Ever pay big money for a meal out and think that you could cook it better yourself at home?

I'm sure I've said it but I certainly didn't mean it as my cooking skills are...well i don't have cooking skills.

Are all chefs grumpy fcukers?

gramar wrote: »

I'm sure I've said it but I certainly didn't mean it as my cooking skills are...well i don't have cooking skills.

Are all chefs grumpy fcukers?

They're pretentious fcukers anyway imo..

What would be your last meal if you were on death row?

Erik Shin

Colser wrote: »

They're pretentious fcukers anyway imo..

What would be your last meal if you were on death row?

I'd like a kick ass curry and a bit of booze to numb the auld pain of electrocution, hanging, lethal injection or whatever way they top me.
Did you know that the majority of American death row inmates chose McDonald's as their last meal......Kinda deserve whats coming to them after that don't you think?

Erik Shin wrote: »

I'd like a kick ass curry and a bit of booze to numb the auld pain of electrocution, hanging, lethal injection or whatever way they top me.
Did you know that the majority of American death row inmates chose McDonald's as their last meal......Kinda deserve whats coming to them after that don't you think?

Serves them right for not choosing Burger King.

Do you think any chickens are harmed in the making of chicken mcnuggets?

Bishopsback

gramar wrote: »

Serves them right for not choosing Burger King.

Do you think any chickens are harmed in the making of chicken mcnuggets?

Not a lot.

Did old McDonald really have a farm?

Bishopsback wrote: »

Not a lot.

Did old McDonald really have a farm?

He did. He left it to his children who sold it to property developers and now when people look at it they don't say 'I remember this when it was just fields' they say 'this is the place where Old McDonald's farm once was..e i e i o'.

Have you ever put a deposit on something and not gotten it back?

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gramar wrote: »

He did. He left it to his children who sold it to property developers and now when people look at it they don't say 'I remember this when it was just fields' they say 'this is the place where Old McDonald's farm once was..e i e i o'.

Have you ever put a deposit on something and not gotten it back?

In 1996 I put a deposit on a house before it was built. They changed the design so I asked for my deposit back.

Do you look back in anger?

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In 1996 I put a deposit on a house before it was built. They changed the design so I asked for my deposit back.

Do you look back in anger?

More anguish than anger.

Are you a fold over the end of cellotape to make it easier to find the next time or do you just stick it back down with wild abandon?

[Deleted User]

gramar wrote: »

More anguish than anger.

Are you a fold over the end of cellotape to make it easier to find the next time or do you just stick it back down with wild abandon?

I stick it back down with wild abandon.

Do you throw caution to the wind?

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I stick it back down with wild abandon.

Do you throw caution to the wind?

If you throw caution to the wind it tends to blow back in your face.

Do you know any chinese proverbs?

gramar wrote: »

If you throw caution to the wind it tends to blow back in your face.

Do you know any chinese proverbs?

He who drops watch in toilet will have shi**y time.

Ever drop anything down the toilet bar the obvious?

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

He who drops watch in toilet will have shi**y time.

Ever drop anything down the toilet bar the obvious?

I flushed a load of coke down the toilet once when I thought the fuzz were at door.
Turned out to be 2 male strippers dressed as cops at the wrong address.

Do you think you'd get Stockholm syndrome if kidnapped?

gramar wrote: »

I flushed a load of coke down the toilet once when I thought the fuzz were at door.
Turned out to be 2 male strippers dressed as cops at the wrong address.

Do you think you'd get Stockholm syndrome if kidnapped?

I think it could happen to anyone. I read a book about Stockholm syndrome once....the first few chapters were awful but I loved it by the end.

Do you form your opinion of wether or not you'll buy a book by the blurb at the back or the reviews?

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

I think it could happen to anyone. I read a book about Stockholm syndrome once....the first few chapters were awful but I loved it by the end.

Do you form your opinion of wether or not you'll buy a book by the blurb at the back or the reviews?

Usually on the recommendations of others.
If you went by the reviews every book ever written would be the best ever.

Do you know what an allied irish is in d4 rhyming slang?

gramar wrote: »

Usually on the recommendations of others.
If you went by the reviews every book ever written would be the best ever.

Do you know what an allied irish is in d4 rhyming slang?

I do indeed.....it rhymes with the bank part.

Worst Irish accent?

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

I do indeed.....it rhymes with the bank part.

Worst Irish accent?

Wexford.

The Rovers Return...Queen Vic or McCoys?