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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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Original thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056238863

Last thread hit 10k posts so needed to be closed.

Remember, no personally identifiable information please and thanks.

Anyway, as you were

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sligojoek

...And Justice wrote: »

Yeah this bitch is definitely a gee bag, so in other words, "I'll be taking wavin pipe, there'll be baby gravy splashing around the place and I won't be protected...but I'll kill it afterwards".

She could just use a rubber ffs...

Is that what she means?

I'd say so. It's not someone I know. A friend put it on their wall.

whoopsadoodles

...And Justice wrote: »

Yeah this bitch is definitely a gee bag, so in other words, "I'll be taking wavin pipe, there'll be baby gravy splashing around the place and I won't be protected...but I'll kill it afterwards".

She could just use a rubber ffs...

Is that what she means?

Ooooookay then.

I'm reading it as she thinks she would be a heavenly mam or something and the baby would live in heaven being with her.

But just got it really really wrong.

clairewithani

...And Justice wrote: »

Yeah this bitch is definitely a gee bag, so in other words, "I'll be taking wavin pipe, there'll be baby gravy splashing around the place and I won't be protected...but I'll kill it afterwards".

She could just use a rubber ffs...

Is that what she means?

Does anyone in real life talk like this?

dee_mc

Karma seeeeee dose bit u in the arse and its great to see it happen to thise who deserve it its always only tome before tjey get cought lol

coolhull

dee_mc wrote: »

Karma seeeeee dose bit u in the arse and its great to see it happen to thise who deserve it its always only tome before tjey get cought lol

That's a quote from Shakespeare, isn't it? Richard the Third, if I recall correctly.....

Widdershins

Ray37 wrote: »

''[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]To all the unselfish mums out there

Every time I open the thread on this page I read ''To all the useless mums'' again.

It's selfless, ffs!

Cantona's Collars

clairewithani wrote: »

Does anyone in real life talk like this?

Have you never heard the phrase "laying pipe"

clairewithani

zerks wrote: »

Have you never heard the phrase "laying pipe"

Heard it but not in normal conversation.

colm_mcm

zerks wrote: »

Have you never heard the phrase "laying pipe"

In this part of the country that means something completely different.

Ted111

clairewithani wrote: »

Heard it but not in normal conversation.

Plumbers conversation is normal too. At least to them.

...And Justice

Ted111 wrote: »

Plumbers conversation is normal too. At least to them.

I'm not a plumber, but I can squirt bell grease or bell butter into the quivering mound of love pudding.

It's very technical talk in engineering circles.

mayobumblebee

Lord I've deleted facebook off the phone now it's only on the computer great decision. At the minute my news feed is full of either people being beaten sometimes to death or animals being abused what the he'll is wrong with people and why does everyone now take a video or photo instead of ringing the cops. .???? Rant over

Joeseph Balls

mayobumblebee wrote: »

Lord I've deleted facebook off the phone now it's only on the computer great decision. At the minute my news feed is full of either people being beaten sometimes to death or animals being abused what the he'll is wrong with people and why does everyone now take a video or photo instead of ringing the cops. .???? Rant over

Because a video is proof. Why they post it online is another story

Widdershins

mayobumblebee wrote: »

Lord I've deleted facebook off the phone now it's only on the computer great decision. At the minute my news feed is full of either people being beaten sometimes to death or animals being abused what the he'll is wrong with people and why does everyone now take a video or photo instead of ringing the cops. .???? Rant over

''raising awareness''. Like nobody was aware those things happen.

milehip

clairewithani wrote: »

Does anyone in real life talk like this?

'Wavin pipe' gets called out but 'lil ho' with the bangs stating she favours abortion over contraception doesn't raise an eyebrow.

mayobumblebee

Widdershins wrote: »

''raising awareness''. Like nobody was aware those things happen.

Ya usually prefaced by a shockin altogether. Ya did ya do anything about it bar take a video or share it . Nope

Widdershins

milehip wrote: »

'Wavin pipe' gets called out but 'lil ho' with the bangs stating she favours abortion over contraception doesn't raise an eyebrow.

Wavin pipe made me laugh a bit. Lil ho's comment was disturbing. She could've had a scare after contraceptive failure, but still.

Facebook status in my newsfeed, from the lady with the thrush:

mess with my friends and you mess with me, you coward fanny waddle **** brain loser.
Followed by comments:
OP: may your poop go hard and come out sideways.
OP's friend: Kinky!

rawn

"Some homeless guy came up to me in town today and said "sorry i'm homeless will you buy me a cup of tea and a sandwich" and i said no mate i left my phone at home i wouldn't be able to record it"

kunst nugget

rawn wrote: »

"Some homeless guy came up to me in town today and said "sorry i'm homeless will you buy me a cup of tea and a sandwich" and i said no mate i left my phone at home i wouldn't be able to record it"

That's a good one!

sligojoek

Trying to get ****** up for school is the worst job I've ever had. He hates school, I said wait till you leave & have to go to work every day you will wish you was back there....his reply: no I'm gunna be a drug dealer then I can stay in bed all day!!!! He's quality that boy!!

inforfun

Yeah... i read that as trying to get fu(ked up for school

PARlance

inforfun wrote: »

Yeah... i read that as trying to get fu(ked up for school

Well, you could argue the point.

kunst nugget

...And Justice wrote: »

Yeah this bitch is definitely a gee bag, so in other words, "I'll be taking wavin pipe, there'll be baby gravy splashing around the place and I won't be protected...but I'll kill it afterwards".

She could just use a rubber ffs...

milehip wrote: »

'Wavin pipe' gets called out but 'lil ho' with the bangs stating she favours abortion over contraception doesn't raise an eyebrow.

Fúcking hell, she only made an off-colour joke, she hadn't actually done anything…

alwaysadub

Someone put up a post thanking everyone for wishing her a happy birthday and added 16 selfies, all taken one after the other, with it. WTF!. She wasn't even out celebrating or anything, she's sitting on the couch in a sweatshirt.

clairewithani

milehip wrote: »

'Wavin pipe' gets called out but 'lil ho' with the bangs stating she favours abortion over contraception doesn't raise an eyebrow.

Wavin pipe, baby gravy. Trying too hard.

milehip

kunst nugget wrote: »

Fúcking hell, she only made an off-colour joke, she hadn't actually done anything…

Sorry,didn't realise the baby daddy was on here.

clairewithani

milehip wrote: »

Sorry,didn't realise the baby daddy was on here.

Widdershins

''going to fill my holes tomorrow, got the stuff.

where the stair rail used to go for all you dirty minded ones) I am clearly not cut out for this job, I had to use my fingers to get it in deep enough''

coolhull

Widdershins wrote: »

''going to fill my holes tomorrow, got the stuff.

where the stair rail used to go for all you dirty minded ones) I am clearly not cut out for this job, I had to use my fingers to get it in deep enough''

Class always shows through, doesn't it?

Widdershins

coolhull wrote: »

Class always shows through, doesn't it?

You can't buy it. You either have it, or you don't.

Since I found it unbearably funny, I clearly don't!