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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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Original thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056238863

Last thread hit 10k posts so needed to be closed.

Remember, no personally identifiable information please and thanks.

Anyway, as you were

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The White Feather

She's back with more drivel....

Beware the Ides (IV) of March they say. Thanks to Shakespeare we're left to believe that this is a bad thing... I will beg to differ ... Two years ago today I met one hell of a remarkable man. Had to climb a mountain to meet him. I want to post a borage of photos, have a parade and a public state dinner to express my joy of knowing him over the past 2 years. But he's a little more low key, so I will have to contain my excitement to my ever growing admiration, addoration, & this simple text post here on facebook...

First comment was

Happy two year meet-aversary!

Pherekydes

The White Feather wrote: »

She's back with more drivel....

First comment was

Not "What's a borage of photos?"

stinkle

The White Feather wrote: »

She's back with more drivel....

public state dinner

yeah cos your relationship is that important to anyone outside of you.

Odds on this poster writing vague crap about them in a few days/changing status to "its complicated"?

anewme

Find out your lucky leprechaun name!

Pick the initial of your first name plus the month you were born?

How about fookey o'fook off!

seagull

Pherekydes wrote: »

Not "What's a borage of photos?"

It's what you get when you don't have enough thyme to oreganoise them properly.

Sorry, couldn't resist

Widdershins

Pimms with those photos?

Mackman

appleb wrote: »

.....................BED ME ,NOBODY EVER NEVER STOULD BY ME ??????????????? COMING IN............................

That is remarkable.

infogiver

Mackman wrote: »

That is remarkable.

The Government keep the truth about literacy levels hidden because there would be uproar.
Huge swathes of unemployed people are unemployed because they haven't even a 4th class literacy level
Facebook and their desire to express themselves in this way exposes them.

optogirl

There's a facebook group called 'Help!I'm getting married' and it is ripe for the plucking for this thread - unbelievable hyperactivity about nonsense....a flavour:

Hey I was just wondering where to get invites made need 50 + invites :-) thanks x

Uhm, I would recommend googling 'Invitations'

Hi guys what is everyone wearing morning of? Love the robes but think my bridesmaids would prefer pyjamas? Xx

Uhm...do what you like

Anyone else getting married June 4th? Want to find my wedding twin! LOL

There's LOADS of Wedding Twin talk. Jaysus

Any advice on hairstyle for the big day and next day?

No, I have never met you.

Widdershins

optogirl wrote: »

There's a facebook group called 'Help!I'm getting married' and it is ripe for the plucking for this thread - unbelievable hyperactivity about nonsense....a flavour:

Hey I was just wondering where to get invites made need 50 + invites :-) thanks x

Uhm, I would recommend googling 'Invitations'

Hi guys what is everyone wearing morning of? Love the robes but think my bridesmaids would prefer pyjamas? Xx

Uhm...do what you like

Anyone else getting married June 4th? Want to find my wedding twin! LOL

There's LOADS of Wedding Twin talk. Jaysus

Any advice on hairstyle for the big day and next day?

No, I have never met you.

What happened to thinking for yourself?

Do they not have an idea of what they like themselves?

mackeire

Xxx checked into hospital

Bint 1: Are u OK hun
Bint 2: Is everything OK x
Bint 3: Hope alls ok ? X (Xxx is having an affair with Bint 3's husband)
Bint 4: Hope everything ok xxx
Xxx: Alls ok ladies thanks...

Why?????????

Potential Underachiever

mackeire wrote: »

Xxx checked into hospital

Bint 1: Are u OK hun
Bint 2: Is everything OK x
Bint 3: Hope alls ok ? X (Xxx is having an affair with Bint 3's husband)
Bint 4: Hope everything ok xxx
Xxx: Alls ok ladies thanks...

Why?????????

Let me guess, you're bint 3's husband, how else would you know and she doesn't.

mackeire

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Let me guess, you're bint 3's husband, how else would you know and she doesn't.

Everyone knows, even Bint 3. They've been caught doing things to each other in pubs and house parties.

clairewithani

mackeire wrote: »

Xxx checked into hospital

Bint 1: Are u OK hun
Bint 2: Is everything OK x
Bint 3: Hope alls ok ? X (Xxx is having an affair with Bint 3's husband)
Bint 4: Hope everything ok xxx
Xxx: Alls ok ladies thanks...

Why?????????

Is it one of those places that say where you are if you log into their wifi?

mackeire

No its a typical post from this person.

clairewithani

mackeire wrote: »

No its a typical post from this person.

What an idiot!

...And Justice

mackeire wrote: »

No its a typical post from this person.

Tell me more about bint 3. What's she been caught doing, mad for the bell butter so she is..

mackeire

...And Justice wrote: »

Tell me more about bint 3. What's she been caught doing, mad for the bell butter so she is..

I presume you mean to mean Xxx and instead of Bint 3.

Nearly 40, over 20 stone, almost 6', home wrecker.
Anything else you need to know?

...And Justice

mackeire wrote: »

Nearly 40, over 20 stone, almost 6', home wrecker.
Anything else you need to know?

Sounds disgusting, is bint1 good looking. I knew a lad once that was constantly cheating on his wife with some really ugly women and his wife is a cracker, could never understand why?

clairewithani

mackeire wrote: »

Nearly 40, over 20 stone, almost 6', home wrecker.
Anything else you need to know?

Widdershins

...And Justice wrote: »

Sounds disgusting, is bint1 good looking. I knew a lad once that was constantly cheating on his wife with some really ugly women and his wife is a cracker, could never understand why?

Happened to me. I wasn't cheated on but my then boyfriend was cracking onto women that were fairly ugly. And heavy drinkers and nutters.On a side note, I often wondered about people who cheat with someone who looks very like their partner, which I have seen happen to friends a few times .

infogiver

optogirl wrote: »

There's a facebook group called 'Help!I'm getting married' and it is ripe for the plucking for this thread - unbelievable hyperactivity about nonsense....a flavour:

Hey I was just wondering where to get invites made need 50 + invites :-) thanks x

Uhm, I would recommend googling 'Invitations'

Hi guys what is everyone wearing morning of? Love the robes but think my bridesmaids would prefer pyjamas? Xx

Uhm...do what you like

Anyone else getting married June 4th? Want to find my wedding twin! LOL

There's LOADS of Wedding Twin talk. Jaysus

Any advice on hairstyle for the big day and next day?

No, I have never met you.

I'm banned from the weddings forum here, but if you go over there it's not much better.

coolhull

optogirl wrote: »

There's a facebook group called 'Help!I'm getting married' and it is ripe for the plucking for this thread - unbelievable hyperactivity about nonsense....a flavour:

Hey I was just wondering where to get invites made need 50 + invites :-) thanks x

Uhm, I would recommend googling 'Invitations'

Hi guys what is everyone wearing morning of? Love the robes but think my bridesmaids would prefer pyjamas? Xx

Uhm...do what you like

Anyone else getting married June 4th? Want to find my wedding twin! LOL

There's LOADS of Wedding Twin talk. Jaysus

Any advice on hairstyle for the big day and next day?

No, I have never met you.

Has she asked for advice about what to do on her wedding night?

mackeire

infogiver wrote: »

I'm banned from the weddings forum here, but if you go over there it's not much better.

How did you get banned from the wedding forum?

sligojoek

mackeire wrote: »

How did you get banned divorced from the wedding forum?

FYP

infogiver

mackeire wrote: »

How did you get banned from the wedding forum?

Its entirely my fault.
I see a thread about which is better to have at your wedding, a candy cart or an ice cream van and I just can't stop myself.

kittensmittens

infogiver wrote: »

Its entirely my fault.
I see a thread about which is better to have at your wedding, a candy cart or an ice cream van and I just can't stop myself.

*tips hat to infogiver*

team_actimel

Lucyfur wrote: »

Felt Like A Pure Owl Woman At Bingo.

Owl Woman

Did she have the numbers 28 28 20 called out by any chance? Sorry, couldn't resist

Chris Martin

appleb wrote: »

WHEN ,WHEN DID ANYBODY EVER SAY HANG ON A MOMENT YOU R SLAGGING MY MOTHER OFF I KNOW HER A BIT BETTER THAN YOU BUT YOU HAVE COME INTO HOME AND BACKSTABBED ME ,NOBODY EVER NEVER STOULD BY ME ??????????????? COMING INTO YOUR LIFE AS IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENED ??? A BROTHER WHO MADE MY LIFE AN OBSESSION FOR HIM YOU BLACK BASTARD,WHEN I LOST MY HUSBAND I COME BACK TO BE AMONGST ,WELL IT DONT MATTER NOW,DIDNT BELIEVE IT,SOMEBODY THIEVING 200QUID OF ME, LITTLE ****,DONT INSULT ME BY SAYING IVE GOT RECEITS,U DIDNT PAY IT BACK BITCH.IM RAMBLING AND STILL I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO IS THAT ONE PERSON WHO DEFENDED ME ,NADA NOBODY NOT ONE PERSON............... RUMPELSTILSKIN MUMMYS GONE AND LIKE I TOLD U I WANT YOU TO LIVE A LONG LONG LIFE AN SUFFER U PUFFED UP MUMMYS BOY,IM NOT FEELIN SORRY MYSELF IM PISSED WITH EVERY 1 OF YOU,ASK YRSELF HAVE I EVER HURT YOU WANTED ANYTHING FROM YOU OR MADE YRLIFE ****,ANSWER HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO MAKE PEOPLE SMILE,**** I DIDNT THINK U WERE TAKING ME FOR A ****

I think I would've had trouble understanding that if it wasn't capitalised.

team_actimel

like to enjoy life and what it mite have to offer me haaa xxxxxx most off all I love beening with my wounderfull baby boy