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What to talk to women about

DanielODonnell

I don't see many ladies, what did you talk to your girlfriend or wife about when you first met them?
The things I enjoy talking about are history, specifically the early medieval period, the gym and television dramas.

They are like a different species to me.

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L.Jenkins

Wee Daniel why not talk about your music

Temptamperu

women love to talk about themselves. Try that.

blindside88

Try to learn a bit about kitchen appliances, hoovers, Channing Tatum, the movies of Jude Law, loose women. That should get you through the first year

suicide_circus

Bras

mansize

their menstrual cycle

The Backwards Man

Women are like tractors, if they're no good for dragging turf they're not much good for fcuk all.

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

"How to limit cracking in concrete caused by thermal shock".

Concrete cracks, it can't be prevented. It can however be reduced so as to be 'invisible' to the naked eye with the correct specification, quality control during production and knowledgeable site technique.

Armchair Andy

The Backwards Man wrote:

Women are like tractors, if they're no good for dragging turf they're not much good for fcuk all.

Those ones are well suited to lads who do love to drag knuckles.

[Deleted User]

Us girlies love to talk about our favourite make-up and which tampons fit the best. Finding the right one is simply bliss!!

Junkyard Tom

Trent Houseboat

"Ted said you were touching him"

Jimbob1977

The offside rule

Basic map reading skills

Understanding jokes and punchlines 101

Trent Houseboat

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Damn you Tom.

Four Phucs Ache

Talk to them about food, especially fast food and nice things.They pretend to only eat kale and carrot chips but they are really savages just like us men but only eat like a savage in private.

The first lady you see will be impressed if you show her you have a double cheese burger inside your coat or man bag.

The Backwards Man

Armchair Andy wrote: »

Those ones are well suited to lads who do love to drag knuckles.

Knuckle draggers are no good for fcuk all anywhere, bog or otherwise.

L.Jenkins

Deleted User wrote: »

Us girlies love to talk about our favourite make-up and which tampons fit the best. Finding the right one is simply bliss!!

The wife loves pads instead. Absolutely swears by them.

Cee-Jay-Cee

DanielODonnell wrote: »

I don't see many ladies, what did you talk to your girlfriend or wife about when you first met them?
The things I enjoy talking about are history, specifically the early medieval period, the gym and television dramas.

I'll bet your a virgin too (and most likely always will be)

mansize

digestive discomfort
vaginal itch
weak bladders
pay day lending

Widdershins

Off the top of my head, Things my boyfriend talked to me about when we didn't know each other very well:

Chips. WHere to buy proper chips, not the machine cut, frozen ones.

Places we'd both been to and lived in, and what we thought of them.

Mutual acquaintances, and what we thought of them.

Our parents, '' '' '' '' '' ''.

Clothes.

History and architecture. The weirder the better. Lost / uncontacted tribes. Cannibals.

Junkyard Tom

You could try impressing the girlies with a bit of a dance:

[Deleted User]

L.Jenkins wrote: »

The wife loves pads instead. Absolutely swears by them.

They can be grand but we have to make sure they aren't too thick or they will be like nappies. Tell her to do the tight legging test just in case.

:pac:

Ulysses Gaze

Widdershins

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

I'll bet your a virgin too (and most likely always will be)

Meanie!

drunkmonkey

Talk to them about their intolerance they've all got them. Bread, sugar, whole milk, gluten that kinda thing, if you catch one eating white bread give it 5 minutes then tell them how bloated it's made them look, make sure to comment on how fat their head looks now.
Give it 3mts and you'll have your own skinny chick that's cheap to take on a date.

L.Jenkins

Deleted User wrote: »

They can be grand but we have to make sure they aren't too thick or they will be like nappies. Tell her to do the tight legging test just in case.

:pac:

Oh she wears the nappie like pads to bet, but at any other time they're suited to day time usage.

[Deleted User]

DanielODonnell wrote: »

specifically the early medieval period,

Thinly veiled "I like weird sex" :pac:

All joking aside OP chat away as you would to anyone as long as you are being a half decent human being. Us women are different in many ways to you men but we both have feelings and hopes and dreams

Myself and himself talk about politics, architecture, books, movies, my work, his work. psychology, people we know, whatever floats our boat. It would be handy if the woman you were chatting with shared some of your interests but not the end of the world if she doesn't.

[Deleted User]

L.Jenkins wrote: »

Oh she wears the nappie like pads to bet, but at any other time they're suited to day time usage.

Ah heavy flow at night can cause leakage so best to be safe.

Sweetemotion

Learn how to play a few songs on the guitar and bring it to house parties. :pac:

Lamentabli sane

Isn't science their strong point? Definitely go with science. And advanced mathematics. And the rigours of logic. This will get them talking son.

But seriously, with female friends and aquaintances we would usually just talk about pleasant stuff, relationships with various people etc. Its nice for a while but, as a man, it will be weird soon enough. Remember hanging out lots with a female friend (living abroad) and I was surprised at how emotional I was becoming.

jimgoose

Christ!