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How were you caught last time you cheated on your partner?

paralysed

Well I hope everyone (who's cheated) can share how they've gotten caught in the past. Come on, it's not like I'm asking how to blow up a building! With me, I can't say I've made any silly mistakes to get caught, but I did still end up getting caught. My own advice would be live in a big city where word doesn't get around so easily and yet where there's many options present.

I'm not quite the natural cheater myself... like most guys who'd have done it out of habit over the years, and then they meet some great girl and blow it, and think 'what the hell was I thinking?'. With me, I'm too kind - I'm getting better though!

Thank You,
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pilly

paralysed wrote:

I'd have never put you in that position!

I know, such a stupid move.

Melisandre121

If you can't stay faithful then don't get in a relationship. Easy!

slovakchick

Melisandre121 wrote: »

If you can't stay faithful then don't get in a relationship. Easy!

I've never been

paralysed

Melisandre121 wrote: »

If you can't stay faithful then don't get in a relationship. Easy!

Don't be so bloody condescending. That's easy if you're super popular. It's not like all the sluts have a light over their head that says so. And it's not like all the opportunities happen to fall into one's lap at the time he/she happens to be single! As a single dude now, I've no idea how long it'll be til me next lay... so lay off!

andekwarhola

paralysed wrote: »

I'd have never put you in that position!

Might want to rephrase that.

Melisandre121

paralysed wrote: »

Don't be so bloody condescending. That's easy if you're super popular. It's not like all the sluts have a light over their head that says so. And it's not like all the opportunities happen to fall into one's lap at the time he/she happens to be single! As a single dude now, I've no idea how long it'll be til me next lay... so lay off!

Ok now I'm convinced you're a troll. I refuse to believe anyone can really be this ignorant.

paralysed

Melisandre121 wrote: »

Ok now I'm convinced you're a troll. I refuse to believe anyone can really be this ignorant.

A defeated cynic!

Rezident

The best one I heard was the guy who was caught by 9/11. He worked in the World Trade Centre but had gone to meet his mistress at the time when the plane hit his tower. His wife rang his mobile in a panic asking him where he was. He said he was 'in work'.

paralysed

Oh, one thing to watch out for (particularly for men) is that if you're showering more often (for your mistress) then your gf may suspect a reason for this!

paralysed

What I need to do is look up Swarzenegger and Tiger Woods' mistakes.

KERSPLAT!

Don't tell Kate, she can't keep her mouth shut apparently

KERSPLAT!

And before you ask, yes, I will reference that post every time I see you post.

lazybones32

slovakchick wrote: »

I've never been

"Faithful" or "in a relationship"?

I like Slovak women...mash hesky bradavky (1st word is spelled wrong);)

Yourself isit

paralysed wrote: »

Don't be so bloody condescending. That's easy if you're super popular. It's not like all the sluts have a light over their head that says so. And it's not like all the opportunities happen to fall into one's lap at the time he/she happens to be single! As a single dude now, I've no idea how long it'll be til me next lay... so lay off!

You might not be single if you didn't cheat.

Your own story was boring OP. I have an interesting one but if I told you I'd have to kill you. All of you.

Too much effort.

Peregrinus

Yourself isit wrote: »

You might not be single if you didn't cheat.

This.

For all the talk of "freedom" and "choice", the hard facts are that people in a relationship have more sex than singles. Lots more. And this is true for every age group. And, when you think about it, it's not that surprising.

So, if you like the sex, don't cheat. People who cheat do so for a variety of reasons, but the underlying reason is rarely because they like sex. The reality is that if they cheat, it's more likely to indicate that the don't like sex enough to be prepared to make the the choices that will sustain their primary sexual relationship.

bikubesong

A wise man once told me 'Don't sneak in the back door if you wouldn't walk out through the front door'.

Jack the Stripper

Balls deep.

paralysed

Peregrinus wrote: »

For all the talk of "freedom" and "choice", the hard facts are that people in a relationship have more sex than singles. Lots more. And this is true for every age group. And, when you think about it, it's not that surprising.

Well aren't you so politically correct. First off, it's different for men than it is for woman.

A man is likely to get more sex if he's in a relationship. The reason being because he's of higher value. You'll have more confidence approaching a gal if you're already b**ging two as is! Burn it too the ground while you have the confidence.

Peregrinus wrote: »

People who cheat do so for a variety of reasons, but the underlying reason is rarely because they like sex. The reality is that if they cheat, it's more likely to indicate that the don't like sex enough to be prepared to make the the choices that will sustain their primary sexual relationship.

Wishful thinking dude. A man is as faithful as his options!

Yourself isit

paralysed wrote: »

Well aren't you so politically correct. First off, it's different for men than it is for woman.

A man is likely to get more sex if he's in a relationship. The reason being because he's of higher value. You'll have more confidence approaching a gal if you're already b**ging two as is! Burn it too the ground while you have the confidence.
Wishful thinking dude. A man is as faithful as his options!

How are your options doing now. Correct me of I'm wrong but you live in a village (with a neighbour called Kate?)

ChikiChiki

Was cheated on before by a girl I loved and thought I would spend my life with. In the top 2 lowest points of my life for sure. ****ed up my head for a good period of time.

Outlaw Pete

An ex-girlfriend caught me once but I deserved to be tbh. If I had her back now I wouldn't even think about it. She was lovely.

Thought I was being clever and she wouldn't find out but one night when I was in the toilet my phone rang (which I'd left on the coffee table) and when she picked it up she seen that I had three aces and king underneath the fcuker.

You live you learn I guess.

seenitall

Yawn, thread is a serious snoozefest for such a promising title...

I know a consummate cheater who has been getting away with it for 15 years or so. Absolutely riding rings around himself. In that time, he's been in love, half-way in love, had all kinda secondary relationships and what not, and his girlfriend is none the wiser and I seriously doubt she ever will be.

From what I can glean, being the one wearing the trousers in the relationship helps, and so does the fact that he is an emigrant/immigrant with lots of different options/excuses for travel and accomodation which doesn't readily raise suspicion.

A certain amount of quick thinking intelligence, and a dedication to the challenge is what's needed. And scumbaggery, of course, if you want to get moralistic about it.

Anyway, as Oscar Wilde so wisely noted, "those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love; it is the faithless who know love's tragedies."

He does make it sound almost aspirational, though!

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Outlaw Pete wrote: »

An ex-girlfriend caught me once but I deserved to be tbh. If I had her back now I wouldn't even think about it. She was lovely.

Thought I was being clever and she wouldn't find out but one night when I was in the toilet my phone rang (which I'd left on the coffee table) and when she picked it up she seen that I had three aces and king underneath the fcuker.

You live you learn I guess.

Feck, was almost pitying you at the end of the first paragraph.

paralysed

ChikiChiki wrote: »

Was cheated on before by a girl I loved and thought I would spend my life with. In the top 2 lowest points of my life for sure. ****ed up my head for a good period of time.

You're saying all the wrong things. Tryin na make ma feel bad?

pauliebdub

She left lipstick marks on my cock that I forgot to wash off.

slovakchick

women cheat as much if not more than men but dont get caught as much as men, the fairer sex & the more cunning sex :pac:

[Deleted User]

slovakchick wrote: »

women cheat as much if not more than men but dont get caught as much as men, the fairer sex & the more cunning sex :pac:

It's not really something to be proud of.

wakka12

I dont understand cheating. I don't know how could go home to your boyfriend/girlfriend after having ****ed somebody else and then tell them you love them , I think Id vomit in my mouth halfway through the sentence out of the guilt

paralysed

Heard of a dude that got caught because he had a pack of three condoms and his gf noticed that one was used!

Fred Swanson

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