La.de.da wrote: » No a woman or a man would like my bedroom. Do you like stuff to colour coordinate?
Hugo Stiglitz wrote: » Go to work. Do you enjoy what you do for a living?
Eamondomc wrote: » Very much. Do you work to live or live to work?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » A little of both to be honest. Do you ever read other threads and take a dislike to a particular poster and hope things go really wrong for them in their endeavour...that they keep on posting about...At great length
Deleted User wrote: » not really, i just don't read their posts anymore if they annoy me. Are you vindictive?
Tristrams Shandied wrote: » Not at all. I'm not the type of person that gets pleasure from inflicting harm on others. That's not how I roll. Do you like butter in your coffee?
[Deleted User] wrote: » never tried it, nor do i think i will any time soon:D Do you put sugar on your cereal?
Eamondomc wrote: » No, I use honey mostly. Can I have a boiled egg today please?
Tristrams Shandied wrote: » Are you on an egg diet? I'm on a bit of an egg binge at the moment as my ex husband doesn't eat eggs for religious reasons so it was always handier to cook without them or use some other egg substitute. Does it sound like I have a death wish that I always put my long high heeled boots on upstairs in my bedroom and then forget that I almost kill myself every time walking down the stairs?
[Deleted User] wrote: » I thought you were a man!
Felix Jones is God wrote: » So did I ....Started reading the post and thought transvstite What religion forbids eggs? Judaism?
Deleted User wrote: » I thought you were a man!
Tristrams Shandied wrote: » Ha ha, P Changed my username to get away from my Boards 'husband' a.k.a. as the Boards re-reg troll but he always tracks me down *waves* Partly right. First letter does start with a 'J' Do you have any food allergies?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Now you have me curious Not allergies but if I'm going through a bout of IBS there isn't a thing I can eat. Yesterday was a bed day. What should I do today?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » Get your fat ass up!! Need help with.my daughters bday party....14 kids coming to Claire's shop and I need chaperones What religion?! I don't want to look it up
[Deleted User] wrote: » Jingoism. But I don't think that's a religion and I didn't look it up. Just popped in to my head. My pert bum is nice and cosy Felix and Kerry is a bit of a drive away Is that Claire's Accessories?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » I'm sure it is Perse...A bum that is fed on buns is always cosy It is the accessories shop...Heaven help me, I had a migraine yesterday...And should have known better than to "relieve" myself this morning...Beings a headache back at the "crucial" moment....Does this happen to anyone else?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Er, I'm not sure how to interpret your post:o:D Do I have a durty mind?:D
Deleted User wrote: » I'm smiling away to myself because you would be very surprised Ask wifey to help you out with the party. It doesn't. Maybe you need a brain transplant?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » No, I was asking that question.... Genuinely, does anyone get a cum headache?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Great, thanks Dr. Perepoloy. Could I have your budget plan brain transplant please?:D
Tristrams Shandied wrote: » No, the opposite in fact. Rush of blood to the head would take away mine but maybe it's different for women. Do you get headaches often?
Felix Jones is God wrote: » You can have mine, it seems to be broken Why would I be surprised by your bum?
Tristrams Shandied wrote: » Maybe she has more than two cheeks the way some women have more than two nipples. Do you have any unusual/ extra body parts/ traits like 6 toes, for example?
Deleted User wrote: » no, just the usual number of bits and pieces Would a 3rd arm/hand be a help or a hazard?
Tristrams Shandied wrote: » Hand-y if you work in a bar for carrying lots of drinks/glasses all at once. How many drink orders could you memorize all at once?
[Deleted User] wrote: » I'm terrible with drinks orders, so more than 3 or 4 and I'll forget everything:D Where did your username originate from?