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Zzippy

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Stheno

mfceiling wrote: »

No chain needed Stheno. She knows her place.

Does not compute with previous posts of yours.

My oh is in the kitchen making bacon sandwiches

mfceiling

Stheno wrote: »

You chain your wife to the kitchen!

No chain needed Stheno. She knows her place.

Stheno

mfceiling wrote: »

I destroyed my 9 year old and 7 year old at scrabble on Christmas day.

"You go to school, you're wasting your time losers". "7 points, that's pathetic...your teacher must be a joke"

*wife from kitchen* "for christ's sake they're only kids"

You chain your wife to the kitchen!

mfceiling

pickarooney wrote: »

After the Rubik's cube debacle I though I could even things up with a game of Scrabble. It's the French version but what the hell. 7 year old's first game and she plonks down a 7 letter beast. 9 year throws 'jokers' on a triple word and you better believe these Ks are gold in French. Sitting there with a bag of vowels (Let's play Samoan Scrabble!) and nine points on average a round.

How can I scrape some dignity back?

I destroyed my 9 year old and 7 year old at scrabble on Christmas day.

"You go to school, you're wasting your time losers". "7 points, that's pathetic...your teacher must be a joke"

*wife from kitchen* "for christ's sake they're only kids"

Stheno

Va fan culo

Italian for **** you

pickarooney

After the Rubik's cube debacle I though I could even things up with a game of Scrabble. It's the French version but what the hell. 7 year old's first game and she plonks down a 7 letter beast. 9 year throws 'jokers' on a triple word and you better believe these Ks are gold in French. Sitting there with a bag of vowels (Let's play Samoan Scrabble!) and nine points on average a round.

How can I scrape some dignity back?

Stheno

Concussion is on sky movies now

errlloyd

Dunno how OT it is,

But some Gaelic Footballer from Donegal is going to train with Clermont Auverne for a few months, and in return Shane Williams is going to train with Donegal GAA. It'll be on RTE's toughest trade.

swiwi_

sydthebeat wrote: »

That's your subconscious telling you you've something to confess !!

Welcome to the boards.ie confessional.... What are your sins my son....

Well i might have watched a YouTube compilation or two to relive the hits of the 80s...

That is a pretty heinous crime.

sydthebeat

swiwi_ wrote: »

Bloody hell!

I can't get that "Careless Whisper" tune out of my head now. Even ended up subconsciously whistling it at work...

"...guilty feet have got no rhythm..."

Argh.

That's your subconscious telling you you've something to confess !!

Welcome to the boards.ie confessional.... What are your sins my son....

swiwi_

Bloody hell!

I can't get that "Careless Whisper" tune out of my head now. Even ended up subconsciously whistling it at work...

"...guilty feet have got no rhythm..."

Argh.

mfceiling

awec wrote: »

So long as the sender included a gift receipt with him.

You'd get a credit note and there would be feck all worth taking so you'd leave with Dave Shanahan....will I put that in a Ruan Pienaar bag for you sir?

awec

Zzippy wrote: »

Paul Marshall?

So long as the sender included a gift receipt with him.

molloyjh

Well everyone missed the real opportunity there, but I'll not drag this conversation down into the toilet, eh I mean gutter...

Stheno

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

A Barbie doll that someone has lasted a copy of Nuciforas gave on, and a few pins.....*stick, stick, stick!*

Nah i reckon he got a Michael Kors manbag

Felix Jones is God

pickarooney wrote: »

This is gold!

And we can all guess what awec found in his stocking on Christmas morning.

A Barbie doll that someone has lasted a copy of Nuciforas gave on, and a few pins.....*stick, stick, stick!*

Zzippy

pickarooney wrote: »

This is gold!

And we can all guess what awec found in his stocking on Christmas morning.

Paul Marshall?

pickarooney

Yeah_Right wrote: »

It was David Nucifora. He would take your toys and give them to kids in other provinces.

This is gold!

And we can all guess what awec found in his stocking on Christmas morning.

Yeah_Right

awec wrote: »

Any time I got a noisy toy for Christmas as a child it would suddenly disappear a few days later and never be seen again.

It was David Nucifora. He would take your toys and give them to kids in other provinces.

awec

mfceiling wrote: »

Big shout out to my brother in law for buying my middle girl a karaoke machine for christmas. Nothing nicer than the sound of 6 tone deaf girls singing disney's frozen at full blast with the feedback from the microphone adding to the noise.

C*nt...

Any time I got a noisy toy for Christmas as a child it would suddenly disappear a few days later and never be seen again.

Scythica

While i was at uni one of my housemates decided to give up.. self gratification for lent.

He can now do a rubiks cube in a matter of seconds.

pickarooney

Yep, got it done using an eejits guide on line. The nine year old taught the seven year old how to do it well before I had got it done though. Pair of pricks. I'll bring them out for tackling practice and see who's smart then.

Edit: it was that one, Montgolfier. After reading the first bit of how to solve the middle row fifteen times I wanted to scream.

mfceiling

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Where would one buy a rubkis cube? I spent half of christmas day trying to solve it. I won't let it beat me.

Probably smyths toy store or one of those shops in town that sell mad eclectic stuff.

[Deleted User]

Where would one buy a rubkis cube? I spent half of christmas day trying to solve it. I won't let it beat me.

Montgolfier

pickarooney wrote: »

Anyone able to solve a Rubik's cube.
Jesus the online guides are annoying as hell.
'Most people can solve one side'

'This next bit is really simple'

'Watch me solve it in 7 seconds'

Like **** I can. Tell me how to do it, you condescending prick.

I just solved mine after 2 days with a guide I found online. In fairness the first day I was just getting to know it. Frazzled now tho.

https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.youcandothecube.com/downloads/Solution_Guide.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwjNnOatnJXRAhXlD8AKHSCPDxMQFggaMAA&usg=AFQjCNGPCjLK0MQAyXev817OD5cHDpqZEA&sig2=H-jixTAHhqZD6VUyf75weA

Stheno

mfceiling wrote: »

His elder sister. And she was compliant.

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Ah its nice to see romance is alive and well :pac:

mfceiling

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

That's payback for defiling his baby sister

His elder sister. And she was compliant.

I'm currently browsing adverts for a drum kit for his 8 year old son...

Zzippy

mfceiling wrote: »

Big shout out to my brother in law for buying my middle girl a karaoke machine for christmas. Nothing nicer than the sound of 6 tone deaf girls singing disney's frozen at full blast with the feedback from the microphone adding to the noise.

C*nt...

He obviously likes you. A lot...

Felix Jones is God

mfceiling wrote: »

Big shout out to my brother in law for buying my middle girl a karaoke machine for christmas. Nothing nicer than the sound of 6 tone deaf girls singing disney's frozen at full blast with the feedback from the microphone adding to the noise.

C*nt...

That's payback for defiling his baby sister

wp_rathead

mfceiling wrote: »

Big shout out to my brother in law for buying my middle girl a karaoke machine for christmas. Nothing nicer than the sound of 6 tone deaf girls singing disney's frozen at full blast with the feedback from the microphone adding to the noise.

C*nt...

Genius