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Buddy looking for a whore on Christmas Day!

CINCLANTFLT

Enjoying my Christmas morning here with wife and kids... next thing I get a WhatsApp... a guy I kinda know from college who lives in Dublin, asking if I knew where he could "get a whore" today!!!

I thought it was a bad joke, but after a bit of a back and forth, I confirmed it was him, he was looking for such a service and he assumed I knew where to find such a service as I've worked in banking (for the record I never used such a service or know how to find one)... on the last point, he actually rang me to say "yeah right sur' you lot are all at It..."

He's single, in his forties and looking for something to do after Christmas lunch... I told him to go try Google!

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Appeman

Armchair Andy wrote: »

3 should suffice!

Whoops! Don't know what happened there.

This is a great oppurtunity to play a funny xmas trick on the friend.

Op says 'yeah man I know this great blonde...absoulte knockout! Let me call her up and explain the situation buddy.'

Twenty minutes later the friend gets a knock on the door and its a six foot black tranny named DeShranda...

'Hey suga, ready to party?'!!

Hopeful2016

Cartouche wrote: »

Whats the difference between a wife and a whore ultimately. You end up paying either way

You must be pretty unfortunate looking or something if you have to pay your own wife for sex....I guess if that's the only way for you to get some.

Beggars can't be choosers and all that.

shane9689

Jesus christ, Merry Christmas boards. Think im done here

punisher5112

Jaysus the guy is only ripping the piss about its same as having a wife.

Its a joke if ya don't find it funny that's your opinion.

I honestly doubt very much they are actually serious and if they were the wife won't be around long... Ha

myshirt

PucaMama wrote: »

Serious insecurity going on in that post. Disgusting to compare a wife to a whore. Just sour they dont have a wife/girlfriend

Well, how many women out there are taking men for all their worth?

"Well, that's what the law says". Well the law said at one stage I could beat the sh't out of my wife aswell, but doesn't make it right does it.

Man goes out, busts his bollixed working, pays for a house, comes home, wife getting boned by the neighbour, for some reason he has to move out, sleep on a couch, put out his back, struggle to see his kids, and for what?

Christ lads, how many more good men are going to get chopped down before we take a stand? Turn on the news and never see these stories covered, if something similar happened a woman there'd be war, all we see instead is Fathers for Justice getting ran off the stage and father's laughed at.

Pucamama - you have to recognise here, gold digging vindictive whores are the male equivalent of domestic violence. Maybe this man is feeling the pinch? Why not offer him support?

Richard Hillman

The average cost of a wedding is 25k Inc Honeymoon. Add that to about €500 per year for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's day, anniversary etc for 40 years, you are talking about a general lay out of near 50ks. And that's before we get to the divorce.

If you got a €70 per half hour hooker, we're talking 700 visit's over a 40 year period. Plus the hookers stay the same age and you can change them up when you get bored.

As opposed to a wife who you get sick of riding after 6 months and gets ugly when she hits her mid 30s.

It's just good business

GerB40

Jaysus any hoor working today will be fair stuck for a few quid. Your "friend" would want to not only lower his standards but forget he has any..

ChikiChiki

Pkiernan wrote: »

Ask him if he enjoys supporting rape and human trafficking, since that what he's doing.

Eh hate to rain on your parade but a lot of them girls are fully aware of what they are getting into.

Skommando

nice Christmas day thread aresholes

Hopeful2016

Richard Hillman wrote: »

The average cost of a wedding is 25k Inc Honeymoon. Add that to about €500 per year for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's day, anniversary etc for 40 years, you are talking about a general lay out of near 50ks. And that's before we get to the divorce.

If you got a €70 per half hour hooker, we're talking 700 visit's over a 40 year period. Plus the hookers stay the same age and you can change them up when you get bored.

As opposed to a wife who you get sick of riding after 6 months and gets ugly when she hits her mid 30s.

It's just good business

Are you saying the man always pays 100% of the wedding and honeymoon cost?

And last time I checked my partner has as many birthdays and anniversaries as I have....

Goya

myshirt wrote: »

Well, how many women out there are taking men for all their worth?

It does happen but not to every man - actually to the minority of men, so the comparison of every wife with every prostitute is moot.

Numbers don't matter to woman-haters though.

Just like, ironically, numbers don't matter to the hardline feminists they despise.

It's actually interesting how much the two groups have in common.

Well, that's what the law says". Well the law said at one stage I could beat the sh't out of my wife aswell, but doesn't make it right does it.

Nobody said "That's what the law says" - you just pre-empted it. No it certainly is not right. You likely won't find any woman here who thinks so little of men. You will find men who think little of women though!

Peregrine

Richard Hillman wrote: »

The average cost of a wedding is 25k Inc Honeymoon. Add that to about €500 per year for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's day, anniversary etc for 40 years, you are talking about a general lay out of near 50ks. And that's before we get to the divorce.

If you got a €70 per half hour hooker, we're talking 700 visit's over a 40 year period. Plus the hookers stay the same age and you can change them up when you get bored.

As opposed to a wife who you get sick of riding after 6 months and gets ugly when she hits her mid 30s.

It's just good business

**** sake. It's Christmas.