Atari Jaguer wrote: The one for lamps - some story about a chap missing his ma or something
tomwaterford wrote: » An ad is supposed to memorable so you'll think of the products/research them more Thats why so many annoying little shtes of kids make it into ads.....you'll hate them so much...but you'll remember the ad
Atari Jaguer wrote: » The advertisments enrage me so much I'll make an effort to not shop there tbh.
Senor Fancy Pants wrote: » But...but...but €0.50c hot dogs. HOT DOGS!
Atari Jaguer wrote: » I remember the idea of them the one with the lamps I just saw before starting the thread. I have no more interest in purchasing the product they advertised. What good is an ad that doesn't make me want to pop to Ikea or when buying furniture decide you know I'll buy that in ikea. The advertisments enrage me so much I'll make an effort to not shop there tbh.
tomwaterford wrote: » Tbh....I've never been to ikea But stories I've heard from..lads who went.... Sort of a modern day purgatory before heading to hell to assemble the furniture .it's not an experience I wish to bring upon myself annoying ads or not
Senor Fancy Pants wrote: » You fcukers are missing out. IKEA is the ultimate testament of mankind. Once you walk through the sliding doors into the yellow and blue haze, you turn into an unreasonable clutter monkey. All off a sudden, you want that, that, that, that, this, them and those. It doesnt matter if you have nowhere for it, you will buy something else in IKEA to put the thing into. You are paraded through the one way system of room examples until your feet bleed. Then you go downstairs into the belly of the beast and grab soft furnishings, napkins et al as if yoi were on Supermarket Sweep. Filling your tolley after trolley of bollox while you scan other peoples trolleys to see what you might have missed. Then you enter no mans land. This is what your 2hr battle prep has prepared you for. Flat pack city! You are in the fight of your life to find the thing you seen upstairs next to that other thing that she wanted. You use your navigation skills to hunt that fcuker down before the lesser males can get there and swipe it from you. You load up, pay for your stuff then celebrate with 15 hotdogs and ice cream. Then the real battle begins.....<squints eyes and stares into the distance>....Assembly!
exaisle wrote: » I'm not sure what the big deal with assembly is? Can ye not follow a simple set of instructions or do ye just press manfully on like some kind of manic jigsaw puzzle? There's a knack to it....It's easy. Honest. *(lights blue touch paper and stands well back....)
