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If Donald Trump were Irish...

Muahahaha

...what would he do?

1. Build a big wall along our southern border, aka Cork
2.Get all the people of Cork to pay for that fine Great Wall. And if they refuse to then impose 35% tarrifs on Mitchelstown cheese and Rachel Allen, plus her open secrets
3. Put Corkonians through X-rays to gain entry to the Rest of Ireland (ROI)

Stay unclassy AH, I wouldn't want it any other way

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StupidLikeAFox

He has just been elected president of the USA - he will be irish before next summer

brandnewaward

he'd be grabbing them by the gowls

JimmyTClarke

Muahahaha wrote: »

...what would he do?

1. Build a big wall along our southern border, aka Cork
2.Get all the people of Cork to pay for that fine Great Wall. And if they refuse to then impose 35% tarrifs on Mitchelstown cheese and Rachel Allen, plus her open secrets
3. Put Corkonians through X-rays to gain entry to the Rest of Ireland (ROI)

Stay unclassy AH, I wouldn't want it any other way

That to me is a very attractive system you're proposing.

Donald Trump

Is mise Donald

Dhéan Meiriceá mór arís!

I still can't believe how stupid the voters were. :pac:

JimmyTClarke

Donald Trump wrote: »

Is mise Donald

Dhéan Meiriceá mór arís!

I still can't believe how stupid the voters were. :pac:

Mr. President, just to let you know, our Taoiseach had been talking s**te about you behind your back. Now that you're elected, he's going to try to be friends. He's a bit of a two faced w**ker, you see. I hope you're not going to let him away with that?

Donald Trump

JimmyTClarke wrote: »

Mr. President, just to let you know, our Taoiseach had been talking s**te about you behind your back. Now that you're elected, he's going to try to be friends. He's a bit of a two faced w**ker, you see. I hope you're not going to let him away with that?

That old Edna lady? I'll grab her by the pussy! That'll learn her fairly lively

Do you need a job Jimmy? As long as you don't look Mexican. I need people like you!

lazybones32

Yeah...building a 2,000 mile-long wall is really going to happen. And all within 4 years!

People are really annoying with their reaction to this election.

Donald Trump

lazybones32 wrote: »

Yeah...building a 2,000 mile-long wall is really going to happen. And all within 4 years!

People are really annoying with their reaction to this election.

Get Wicklow County Council on the job. Them council lads are divils to work. Be finished in no time

My name is URL

What do you mean 'if'?

You can be sure that either he will declare that he's Irish at some stage... or some hidden clan of Trumps will emerge from Ballyhaunis and apply for planning permission to build a drive-thru in his name.

maudgonner

My name is URL wrote: »

What do you mean 'if'?

You can be sure that either he will declare that he's Irish at some stage... or some hidden clan of Trumps will emerge from Ballyhaunis and apply for planning permission to build a drive-thru in his name.

Of all the towns to pick

You heard it here first folks, Trump has Mayo-Muslim relatives!

JimmyTClarke

Donald Trump wrote: »

That old Edna lady? I'll grab her by the pussy! That'll learn her fairly lively

Do you need a job Jimmy? As long as you don't look Mexican. I need people like you!

I'd love a job, Sir. I'm fairly handy with a trowel and I heard you might need a wall built? I can call over and have a look, do you up a rough plan on the inside of a Superkings box and see if it's to your satisfaction?

Cortina_MK_IV

Donald Trump wrote: »

That old Edna lady? I'll grab her by the pussy! That'll learn her fairly lively

Do you need a job Jimmy? As long as you don't look Mexican. I need people like you!

Edna lady......? Where's yer trewsers Donald?

Ken.

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Edna lady......? Where's yer trewsers Donald?

Banned for posting porn:D

corkonion

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White workers to work from Northern side of the wall. All others to work from southern side.
Payment requests to be sent to Mexican president. Immediate start.

Edups

JimmyTClarke wrote: »

I'd love a job, Sir. I'm fairly handy with a trowel and I heard you might need a wall built? I can call over and have a look, do you up a rough plan on the inside of a Superkings box and see if it's to your satisfaction?

I'm coughing up blood in disgust

zetalambda

Muahahaha wrote: »

...what would he do?

1. Build a big wall along our southern border, aka Cork
2.Get all the people of Cork to pay for that fine Great Wall. And if they refuse to then impose 35% tarrifs on Mitchelstown cheese and Rachel Allen, plus her open secrets
3. Put Corkonians through X-rays to gain entry to the Rest of Ireland (ROI)

Stay unclassy AH, I wouldn't want it any other way

Great post bro...so why are you so obsessed with Cork?

Edups

zetalambda wrote: »

Great post bro...so why are you so obsessed with Cork?

It's the Mexico of Ireland

zetalambda

Edups wrote: »

It's the Mexico of Ireland

Exactly and that's why you have people from all corners of Ireland going there in search of a job and a better life. In fact, you'll probably be down there looking for a job in a few years after your balls have dropped!

Sam Kade

He would live in cork and blast around the boundary of Dublin city and tow it over to the UK where it belongs

The flying mouse

He would build a golf club in Sligo .

The_Kew_Tour

Hopefully he would not be obsessed with Cork like the OP is

The_Kew_Tour

Edups wrote: »

It's the Mexico of Ireland

I would rather be Mexican then American, thans for the compliment:D

c montgomery

Donald O'Trump to be sure to be sure

whisky_galore

German-Scottish origin, thankfully he won't be doing that cloying "tracing your Irish ancestors" schtick like Obama/Regan/Nixon/Kennedy.

Mantis Toboggan

Michael O Leary is probably the closest thing we have to Donald Trump, if he ran I'd expect him to be the next president of Ireland so it's not beyond the bounds of possibility.

valoren

Vote Yes for Jobs.

biko

Make Ireland great again

My name is URL

My name is URL wrote: »

What do you mean 'if'?

You can be sure that either he will declare that he's Irish at some stage... or some hidden clan of Trumps will emerge from Ballyhaunis and apply for planning permission to build a drive-thru in his name.

And so begins the shameless boot-licking

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/north-america/us-election-2016/will-there-be-a-pence-plaza-us-vicepresident-elect-could-be-visiting-ireland-35202875.html

VICE-President elect Mike Pence will be officially invited to the Co Sligo town his grandfather hails from.

And the Chamber of Commerce in Tubbercurry believes Donald Trump’s running mate could himself end up in the top job in as little as four years’ time.
“Local people are delighted,” said chamber spokesman Roger McCarrick.

“We will be writing to him officially to invite him to the home of his ancestors. Regardless of policies he is still an ex-Tubbercurry man as far as we are concerned.

Muahahaha

My name is URL wrote: »

And so begins the shameless boot-licking

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/north-america/us-election-2016/will-there-be-a-pence-plaza-us-vicepresident-elect-could-be-visiting-ireland-35202875.html

Michelle Mulherrin too

https://twitter.com/MulherinFG/status/796294561073131520

My name is URL

^^^ not surprised by that really. Absolute fcuking wagon of a yoke