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PLEASE COMPLAINT

King George VI

HI HELPDESK

I AM TRYING TO MAKE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOUR IT SERVICES BUT THE ONLINE FORM ARE NOT WORK. MY LENOVO APPLE MACBOOK PRO WILL NOT START UP. IT JUSTVSTAYS ON THE WINDOWS LOGO AFTER I ENTER MY PASSWORD AND YOUR 2ND LINE SUPPORT HAVE BEEN MOST UNHELPFUL! ALSO I TRIED PRINTING A .GIF FILE BUT IT WOULD NOT MOVE. PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO YOUR SERVICE CONTROLLER.

SINCERELY FRANK!!!!

P.S. HAPPY HOLIDAYS

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Shannon757

Frank Sinatra wrote: »

I FIGURED IT OUT IT I WAS TRYING TO OPEN PHOTOSHOP ON THE MICROWAVE AND IT WASN'T PLUGGED IN THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP

YOU'RE WELCOME

King George VI

NO THAT WILL BE ALL THANK YOU

Star Lord

Hi sir, I'm afraid that you've not yet met our quota for lacklustre support and condescension. Please hold the line while we play annoying muzak covers of your own greatest hits, and every time the music stops and you think someone is coming back to you, it'll be a pre-recorded message about how important your call is to us.

Surreptitious

Deleted User wrote: »

Ah I'm very hard on myself. I ain't so bad.

Drag me to hell. Class show :pac:

King George VI

HELLO IT'S FRANK AGAIN CAN I LOG A SUPPORT TICKET PLEASE I HAVE ANOTHER IT ISSUE THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD EVENING

Shannon757

Frank Sinatra wrote: »

HELLO IT'S FRANK AGAIN CAN I LOG A SUPPORT TICKET PLEASE I HAVE ANOTHER IT ISSUE THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD EVENING

FIRE AWAY FRANK, WE'RE HERE TO HELP.

[Deleted User]

Frank Sinatra wrote: »

HELLO IT'S FRANK AGAIN CAN I LOG A SUPPORT TICKET PLEASE I HAVE ANOTHER IT ISSUE THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD EVENING

What may be the issue Sir?

King George VI

THANK YOU FOR THE SPEEDY RESPONDE CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION I TRIED PRINTING A DOT GIF FILE BUT IT ISNT MOVING DO I NEED TO REINSTALL MY PRINTER

[Deleted User]

Frank Sinatra wrote: »

THANK YOU FOR THE SPEEDY RESPONDE CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION I TRIED PRINTING A DOT GIF FILE BUT IT ISNT MOVING DO I NEED TO REINSTALL MY PRINTER

Sir may I ask what model your printer is?

King George VI

IT IS A LENOVA MACBOOK PRO

[Deleted User]

Frank Sinatra wrote: »

IT IS A LENOVA MACBOOK PRO

Sir would you mind taking your Lenovo Macbook Pro and sticking it up your ass?

Shannon757

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Sir would you mind taking your Lenovo Macbook Pro and sticking it up your ass?

That's how I usually fix things. Or else you can turn it off and then on again.

King George VI

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Sir would you mind taking your Lenovo Macbook Pro and sticking it up your ass?

I TRIED THIS BUT IT DIDNT FIT. IT'S OK NOW I CALLED THE OTHER HELPDESK AND THEY FIXED MY ISSUE BY ORDERING A NEW MACHINE. THENK.

Star Lord

Dears Sir Sinataras,

We hope that your new MacFissure Pro was installs with success and pleasure. Please be kind and full in feedback forms for your experiences with me and us and them. Especially THEM.

Reguards,
TECHSPORT

[Deleted User]

DEAR TECK SUPPORT!

MY APPLEORANGE APPEARS STUCK ON A MOST UNSAVOURABLE IMAGE OF SINATRAS ASS! WHEN WILL NORMAL SERVICE BE RESUMED.

REGARDS
MISSUS PERSEPOLY.

Star Lord

Dear Pearsolopine,

Welcomes to new services. You welcome.

Rearguards,
Sipport

King George VI

Dear Perse_strings420

Rats out.

Kind regards,

DISGRUNTLED CUSTOMER

[Deleted User]

Dear disgruntled customer,

Please excuse my colleague, Persil. I have handed down the appropriate punishment and can assure you that she will no longer be a nuisance.

Did you manage to source a Mac book Lenovo to fit your intellectually challenged requirements?

Regards,
THE MANAGER.