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Smiths bacon fries

Specialun

Why do they only make these in the small packs..it ends too fast. Any other bacon fries cant get close to smiths

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Jesus.

I dunno Shinto. I did it once before and they nailed me to a stake

The_Valeyard

Jesus. wrote: »

Never heard of 'em. Any of them in d Dublin area?!

They filled with Pork, so you wouldnt have had them.

NikoTopps

They are amazing. I need to make a trip or two to Dealz!

mansize

They probably have to be for health purposes...

[Deleted User]

Ah yes, "Bacon fries", the B-side to their other great song "Meat is Murder".

How Soon Is Now

Dr Crayfish wrote: »

When I was living in London my friend was at a conference for the Marine Stewards Council in the Southbank and she picked me up a packet of the fabled Cheese Flavoured moments from the food spread. I couldn't believe my eyes when she presented them to me. I'm still not even sure if it happened. They were weird. They have kind of a gooey interior. I've never seen them for sale here or the UK. Whatever happens until I depart this world, I'll always know I tasted CFMs, and I truly lived.

Tried them years ago in a random pub in Spain cant remember if they where any good. Girlfriend then bought me a whole card of them one year and jesus they taste mank.

Imagine someone got a horrible cheese like smelly substance and wrapped it in some sort of crispy not quite batter not quite crisp texture........

Realt Dearg Sec

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Scampi Fries were my favourite bar snack ever. Finding them in Dealz I thought my life was finally complete, till my boyfriend leaned over me shoulder as I was picking them up and said "Scampi Fries? In college we used to call those a bag of fannies".

I still eat them now the odd time, but that imagery sapped all the enjoyment out of it.

https://youtu.be/Mz4XIldOb2E

Supergurrier

Isis are just angry they can't have these. Look at all the hassle it's caused

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Supergurrier wrote: »

Isis are just angry they can't have these. Look at all the hassle it's caused

They used to be vegetarian back in the day! They're not anymore, no idea why they changed it.

nullzero

How about Morrissey's vegetarian fries? After all, meat is murder.

learn_more

Specialun wrote: »

Why do they only make these in the small packs..it ends too fast. Any other bacon fries cant get close to smiths

Do you like em

They make them in small packs...so you'll buy another one. And another one. And another one. Stop when you stomach starts feeling queasy.

La_Gordy

Dr Crayfish wrote: »

When I was living in London my friend was at a conference for the Marine Stewards Council in the Southbank and she picked me up a packet of the fabled Cheese Flavoured moments from the food spread.

You, person on the internet, are the first I've met that has claimed to have tasted these wonders. The Arc of the Covenant...Moments.

Also we call Scampi Fries - Fishy Pillows. Apparently Amazon sell them in obscene quantities.

Dr Strange

Deals also sell Black County Pork Scratchings. Yum.

harry Bailey esq

Shint0 wrote: »

I always associate them with old man pubs back when I used to drink. Sitting in Mulligan's on Sunday afternoons thinking after a good few drinks we should really go out and get some food but just kept eating Bacon Fries instead. There was no soakage in them so it usually didn't end well.

The salt makes people drink more, thats why you find them in pubs i prefer scampi though. Don't even get me started on pork scratchings,the mere mentioning of them makes my cannabis addled brain conjure up images of a big fat pig rolling around in its own feces scratching it's hole with some chap catching it all up in a little bag,but yet, somehow they've crossed the Irish Sea and are slowly but steadily making inroads into the savoury snack market here.

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harry Bailey esq wrote: »

The salt makes people drink more, thats why you find them in pubs i prefer scampi though. Don't even get me started on pork scratchings,the mere mentioning of them makes my cannabis addled brain conjure up images of a big fat pig rolling around in its own feces scratching it's hole with some chap catching it all up in a little bag,but yet, somehow they've crossed the Irish Sea and are slowly but steadily making inroads into the savoury snack market here.

It's alright, they give it a blast of a hose to get the worst of the **** off before they crisp it up.

Stigura

Pork Scratchings Production Line:

cml387

Twiglets.
Why can't you get Twiglets in Eire?
I did see them in Dealz once but the Gaelic anti-snack police must have confiscated them.

Potential Underachiever

Deleted User wrote: »

Scampi Fries were my favourite bar snack ever. Finding them in Dealz I thought my life was finally complete, till my boyfriend leaned over me shoulder as I was picking them up and said "Scampi Fries? In college we used to call those a bag of fannies".

I still eat them now the odd time, but that imagery sapped all the enjoyment out of it.

That reminds me of skips or as they're more commonly known 'minge flakes'

Outlaw Pete

They are made with Soya not Bacon. They should be called Soya bites.

Jesus.

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

They are made with Soya not Bacon. They should be called Soya bites.

Like that would sell

The_Valeyard

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

They are made with Soya not Bacon. They should be called Soya bites.

Or people.

We could call them soylent green bites

Lamentabli sane

Smith's Bacon Fries = Yes. Glad to see them getting the appreciation they deserve.

Arthur.beaker

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

They are made with Soya not Bacon. They should be called Soya bites.

They are actually called 'Bacon Flavour Fries' on the packaging....

Collie D

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Scampi Fries were my favourite bar snack ever. Finding them in Dealz I thought my life was finally complete, till my boyfriend leaned over me shoulder as I was picking them up and said "Scampi Fries? In college we used to call those a bag of fannies".

I still eat them now the odd time, but that imagery sapped all the enjoyment out of it.

I haven't eaten a kebab since somebody referred to it as a "whale's gee"

the evasion_kid

When I used to deliver to bars there was a lot of "Woops that packets damaged can't send them in like that" moments!

super_furry

Has anyone every seen Cheese Flavour Moments for real? They're the missing part of the Smiths trinity and while you'll always see Bacon Fries and Scampi Fries, I've never once seen their Cheese Flavour Moments in the wild, despite the fact that they're always advertised on the bags of the others.

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super_furry wrote: »

Has anyone every seen Cheese Flavour Moments for real? They're the missing part of the Smiths trinity and while you'll always see Bacon Fries and Scampi Fries, I've never once seen their Cheese Flavour Moments in the wild, despite the fact that they're always advertised on the bags of the others.

Been mentioned a couple of times in the thread. They sound absolutely disgusting.

Lamentabli sane

I think Ive seen them in Fresh in Smithfield. Other than that, possibly in a pub in Carlow. Boy, these beasts are rare.