JimmysCar wrote: » put on my pointiest shoes
Homer wrote: » There's your problem right there
unattendedbag wrote: » You tried too hard. Playing hard to get will always work
JimmysCar wrote: » Gave it everything I had on the dancefloor.
JimmysCar wrote: » Put on my best suit, had the closest shave ever, washed my balls (used some special pube conditioner), clipped my nails, put on my pointiest shoes, even praticed my best dance moves before. Didn't even get meself a heifer. Nothing. Gave it everything I had on the dancefloor. Sure I was the pick of the litter. No idea what I did wrong. Ended up in bed all alone in the hotel. What could have gone wrong?
JimmysCar wrote: » Didnt get the shift at a wedding
Realt Dearg Sec wrote: » If you can't get any action at a wedding, you may as well donate your tackle to science fiction, because you'll never need it, to be honest.
kneemos wrote: » The **** is pube conditioner ?
SeaFields wrote: » Copious spray of lynx down there?
ThinkProgress wrote: » You did it all wrong OP. Always ask yourself in these situations, what would James Bond do? lol You gotta stand in the corner, lookin a bit "dangerous"... Every now and then, give your phone a glance. Go outside, perhaps even make a phone call or two... You want to give people the general impression that you are important and this particular function is a bit of an inconvenience to you and your important life... A slight demeanour of boredom. (Of course it helps if you actually are important, then there's no need to fake it) :P Catch the eye of someone you fancy. But then quickly look away... If you're lucky and not a total minger, they might find you intriguing and decide to investigate further. Most of us need confirmation and reassurance that we are attractive to other people. By acting bored, slightly disinterested and only giving fleeting subtle glances, you are introducing ambiguity... A person's naturally inquisitive mind will often compel them to clear up this ambiguity. (Even if they're not sure whether they like you, they still may subconsciously want the reassurance and ego boost of knowing they are attractive) The longer you can keep that ambiguity going, the better chance you have. Of course it all hinges on whether you can successfully hide your desperation at close quarters... If the pointy shoes tell me anything, it's that you are probably dressed a bit like a peacock... So from a visual standpoint, this advice might be fairly useless for you! :P It's best to let the ladies do the fancy dressing... As a man, it's not wise to look like you're attempting to compete with them in that dept. (just my opinion)
