LexieOnRale wrote: » They usually have a northern accent. That's usually warning enough for me.
2RockMountain wrote: » I was held up this morning by many motorists who wouldn't use the motorway. They then broke the red lights (88% of those picked up breaking red lights by the Luas cameras were motorists, not cyclists). I didn't spend much time checking out what clothes the drivers were wearing, as the clothing of other road users doesn't interest me much. Tossers.
ArnoldJRimmer wrote: » People who post lines such as 'Is this supposed to news?' in the comments sections of free news websites (Newstalk, the Journal etc). A headline exists so that you get a fair idea about what the article is about. Therefore, don't read the fcuking thing and subsequently complain about it
Pac1Man wrote: » I wouldn't advise spending any time looking if you're a cyclist. You could have a very unfortunate accident.
Brendan Bendar wrote: » Geezer on a bike in full Lycra gear, in front of me today in Malahide. Coming to a speed bump, fcuker 'rose up' and a foot of sweaty lycra followed his crotch from the saddle. Nearly heaved up my guts in my motor. Fcuking rank.:eek:
2RockMountain wrote: » Whooosh, that's the sound of my point, going right over your head.
Pac1Man wrote: » You underestimate me my fiend. Careful with that point. You might cut yourself in a extremely unfortunate accident. Now respond with something clever.
Pac1Man wrote: » You underestimate me my fiend.
2RockMountain wrote: » I'll take that as a compliment, thanks.
2RockMountain wrote: » Headlines are great. They frequently allow you to avoid having the read the article at all. Whooosh, that's the sound of my point, going right over your head. If you're that sensitive to what other people wear on the road, you really shouldn't be behind the wheel. Or on the other hand, you try another approach - stop studying the crotches of cyclists in front of you and keep your eye on traffic instead.
Brendan Bendar wrote: » Lad was about 6 feet from my front left mirror coming up to a speed bump. Lifted his arse off the saddle and a skein of lycra like melted plastic dropped from his crotch still stuck to the saddle. Only relating what I saw, wasn't "studying" anything:mad:
2RockMountain wrote: » I've been driving for over 30 years, and never found myself engrossed in the detail of what happens between a cyclist's arse and his saddle. It's really your own problem that you need to sort out. Keep your eyes on the road, not on cyclists' arses, and you'll have a much more pleasant journey.
Brendan Bendar wrote: » I was doing about 10k ph pal, narrow road no other traffic. Like a responsible driver I was attentive to the cyclist. Guy had to free the skein of perished Lycra from the saddle and tap it back into position around the nutbag.Good 6 inches of 'sticky stretch' like hot chewing gum, fella. I couldn't miss that sequence, nearly threw up man.:eek:
Realt Dearg Sec wrote: » Did he tuck it in nice and cosy round the ball bag?
Brendan Bendar wrote: » Didn't quite notice R, just seemed to use the first two fingers and the thumb to 'free'the adherance from the saddle and then seemed to 'pat ' the slack in around the junk before making contact with the saddle again. Sorry I haven't a more descriptive report.
EagererBeaver wrote: » People who take meaningless, throwaway after hours comments too literally and subsequently get high and mighty about things. **** and *****.
Rumpy Pumpy wrote: » One time these bellends used to play golf, but now they are out on the public roads.
maximoose wrote: » Over use of this crap: ��
bren2002 wrote: » I'm not reading this whole threat to check if it's been mentioned already. My current pet hate is that progressive indicator signal that newer Audis have. Nothing screams bigger wanker to me than that thing.
lapua20grain wrote: » Audi **** in general
Creol1 wrote: » Drenching pedestrians by driving through puddles without slowing down.
