Samaris wrote: » ...nut quick?
PARlance wrote: » Swallow kids??? As in, not spitting?
FizzleSticks wrote: » Eh...would it not be more to do with guys having "nuts"? A classy post still. Swallowing kids (I know wtf) and all guys do is lie there, coz they are just a good for nothing shower of **** hun xoxo
Cake Man wrote: » "Jane Smith (obviously not real name) shared a link: Which 20 names play an important role in your life??? 1. Joanne Smith 2. Mike Jones 3. John Smith 4. Bob Smith 5. Lisa Murphy" etc etc So basically fb filters your info by people that like or comment on your statuses or vice versa? Why, that's amazing! Fcuk off with this Sh!te! Or even worse: "Jane Smith shared a link: What celebrity do you look like?? Your result is 94% like Jennifer Aniston!!!" Eh no Jane, you're ten stone overweight and look like the back of a cornflakes box, fcuk off filling my news feed with this sh!te. This is even worse than clickbait, at least with clickbait you might get some random trivia or info but this is just pointless, narcissistic drivel.
Grayson wrote: » Quite often those "who do you look like" apps on facebook are just designed to get your info for phishing attempts. You put in your date of birth etc. The others like what are your superhero names are worse. What's your mothers maiden name? What's your first pets name? Might as well ask for your password whilst they're at it.
Minera wrote: » This guy is 28 .....
Sigh its on my mind again.The whole being 24 and never having had a relationship..the whole am I missing out..is there something wrong with me. Sigh. Most of the time it doesnt bother me but every now and then it just get to me. No relationships not even kisses which in my mind seems pathetic. Then again i dont think the opposite sex ever take a second glance at me. Im not a party person and i know everyone will just say try online dating but even that has me just anxious as hell. Im coming to the conclusion that maybe im destined to be alone and not experience any of anything that comes with a so called love life. Its hard when you see freaking 12 years with boyfriends or making out and youre 24 and nowt. No i dont want to change myself whats the point if i have to change myself. But then again what else can i do. Im shy, not the best looking, really not bothered by fashion or makeup but that seems to be only thing that draws attention. Il probably get shot down for this because well i seem to always get shot down. 24 years kids half my age have more experience than me which is none.nada. zilch. I dont know i really dont.
yerwanthere123 wrote: » I simply cannot comprehend how someone could post this to Facebook, particularly when they utilise none of the privacy settings and it's for the world to see. I mean, why? What will it achieve? Particularly when you've been posting the exact same kind of stuff for over five years! None of her friends have any sympathy for her any more, and rightly so imo.
yerwanthere123 wrote: » Sigh its on my mind again.The whole being 24 and never having had a relationship..the whole am I missing out ..is there something wrong with me. Sigh. Most of the time it doesnt bother me but every now and then it just get to me. No relationships not even kisses which in my mind seems pathetic. Then again i dont think the opposite sex ever take a second glance at me. Im not a party person and i know everyone will just say try online dating but even that has me just anxious as hell. Im coming to the conclusion that maybe im destined to be alone and not experience any of anything that comes with a so called love life. Its hard when you see freaking 12 years with boyfriends or making out and youre 24 and nowt. No i dont want to change myself whats the point if i have to change myself. But then again what else can i do. Im shy, not the best looking, really not bothered by fashion or makeup but that seems to be only thing that draws attention. Il probably get shot down for this because well i seem to always get shot down. 24 years kids half my age have more experience than me which is none.nada. zilch. I dont know i really dont.
PTH2009 wrote: » Facebook user is 'drinking everything Alcoholic' @ the pub Is eating 'seriously good food' ****e like this drives me to despair lol
rawn wrote: » https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13645165_882391128560005_9001556990515921835_n.jpg?oh=27d8140ccd8942e9869d9a0a59d0871e&oe=581DED8A
Minera wrote: » Would someone mind deciphering that for me? I've read it a few times even tried sounding it out but I don't get it
sheep? wrote: » Lack toast and tall or rent = Lactose intolerant.
razorblunt wrote: » All while checked into a generic restaurant chain or skulling pints of Miller.
Cake Man wrote: » Not to mention having the timestamp on the picture(s) they post up. Do you mean to say you're in a nightclub and it's 01:37am?!??1!? You fcuking mad thing, you truly are winning at life. Not really anything to do with FB statuses but what kinda bugs me is people "liking" various generic brands. E.g. "John Smith likes Coca-Cola", "Bob Murphy likes KitKat", "Sarah Jones likes McDonalds" etc. I mean, really? Why!? Good man John, you're doing great work giving Coca-Cola free advertising whilst looking totally unoriginal! I never knew you'd like Coca-Cola at all! Sarah, I never would have thought somebody could like McDonalds! All this serves to do is clog up my news feed with advertising junk and sh!t that I'm suggested to also "like" (read as "promote this brand even more"). I guess I don't mind people plugging local businesses, pubs etc but I had to block one friend recently for going on a rampage of "likes" along the lines of: "John Smith likes Cruise Holidays Mexico", "John Smith likes [insert some generic restaurant in another country that he's been to once when there on holidays]", "John Smith likes [insert some furniture store he's been to once located a few hundred miles away from where he actually lives"
