mildly amusing ....

dannyd20

One day in the town hall. The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the towns people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor. "Shít!" yelled the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.




A guy walks into a bar and notices two pieces of meat on the ceiling. He asks the bar man for a pint and the bar man asks, "Don't you want to participate in our competition?" The guy asks, "What's it all about?"
The barman informs him, "All you have to do is get those pieces of meat off the ceiling and you get a free pint! If you fail you have to buy the whole pub a drink."
The guy replies, "No I don't think so mate ......... the steaks are too high!"




[This message has been edited by dannyd20 (edited 08-08-2001).]

Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by dannyd20:
"S***!" yelled the hypnotist.</font>

Could have been worse - he could have said "F***!"

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Lump

I love the first on, the second was just "Shít"

John