A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
A Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.
She said "I bet you are going to try to sell me a ticket to the Pennsylvania State Troopers Ball"
He replied "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls"
There was a moment of silence. He closed his ticket book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.
