Hey guys, might be starting in TCD in September and I have a few questions about Trinity Hall

What are the odds of first years getting offered a modern room, and whats it like in the standard rooms?
How far away is it from the college campus, and what's the best way to travel to it? In your opinion is the commute irritating?
Is it far from anything decent? Like do ya have to travel far to get to any good bars or shops?
In terms of the accommodation itself, how many people would share a kitchen/bathroom etc?
And finally, what's life like there? Is it fun and laid back or are these infamous rules strictly enforced?
Thanks for all replies!