Oops

Tauriel

A girl visits her doctor and tells him she has a terrible discharge.

"Ok, take your knickers off and lets check it out" he says.

She obliges and he slips a finger in and has a feel around.

"How does that feel?" he asks.

"F**king wonderful" she replies, "but the discharge is from my ear!"

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A girl takes her dress to the dry cleaners and asks to have it cleaned.

The guy is a bit deaf and says "Come again?"

The girl blushes and says "No it's yogurt this time"