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shayser
A skinny little white guy goes into a lift, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him.
the big guy sees the little guy staring at him , looks down and says:
7 ft tall, 350 lbs 20" private, 3 lb left nut, same for right, Turner Brown.
The white guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy gets a bit concerned and leans down and shakes him a bit and says you OK?? whets wrong??
The little guy said faintly "what did you just say"?
The big guy said" i saw your curious look and thought I'd just give you a few answers to questions people always ask me like I'm 7" tall, weigh 350lb, have a 20" cock, 3lb left ball, 3 lb right ball and my name is Turner Brown
Turner Brown??? For ****s sake i thought you said turn around!!!!
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democrates
Excellent
Dizzyblabla
tee hee!
TerrorFirmer
Not too shabby. Another original one to add to the list.
jobonar
Brilliant!
gerTheGreat
very good.
Celticfire
not bad at all
GLaDOS
:D:D lovin it
joseph brand
Turner Brown??? For ****s sake
Was the white guy Oirish??
Great joke.
Dreamer 7
Laugh out Loud funny, i needed that !:D
istep
Not Bad
Hakumei Naru
Brilliant! That's one I'll be telling my friends ^_^
PlayGirl
that deserves a giggle giggle and a chuckle chuckle!!
The Don
Excellent:D