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Avoid Lifts

  • 25-04-2006 1:34am
    #1
    shayser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,650 ✭✭✭


    A skinny little white guy goes into a lift, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him.

    the big guy sees the little guy staring at him , looks down and says:
    7 ft tall, 350 lbs 20" private, 3 lb left nut, same for right, Turner Brown.

    The white guy faints and falls to the floor.
    The big guy gets a bit concerned and leans down and shakes him a bit and says you OK?? whets wrong??

    The little guy said faintly "what did you just say"?

    The big guy said" i saw your curious look and thought I'd just give you a few answers to questions people always ask me like I'm 7" tall, weigh 350lb, have a 20" cock, 3lb left ball, 3 lb right ball and my name is Turner Brown

    Turner Brown??? For ****s sake i thought you said turn around!!!!


Comments

  • #2
    democrates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,046 ✭✭✭democrates


    Excellent :D


  • #3
    Dizzyblabla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭Dizzyblabla


    tee hee!


  • #4
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Not too shabby. Another original one to add to the list. :)


  • #5
    jobonar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    Brilliant! :D:D


  • #6
    gerTheGreat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 871 ✭✭✭gerTheGreat


    very good. :D


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  • #7
    Celticfire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭Celticfire


    not bad at all :)


  • #8
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    :D:D:D lovin it

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #9
    joseph brand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Turner Brown??? For ****s sake

    Was the white guy Oirish??

    Great joke.


  • #10
    Dreamer 7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭Dreamer 7


    Laugh out Loud funny, i needed that !:D :D:D


  • #11
    istep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭istep


    :D:D:D Not Bad


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  • #12
    Hakumei Naru
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Hakumei Naru


    Brilliant! That's one I'll be telling my friends ^_^


  • #13
    PlayGirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    that deserves a giggle giggle and a chuckle chuckle!!


  • #14
    The Don
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭The Don


    Excellent:D


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