Technology

BEAT

Three Men -- One German, One Japanese And A Hillbilly
Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The
German Pressed His Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Him Questioningly. That Was My Pager," He Said. "i Have A Microchip Under
The Skin Of My Arm."

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Fellow
Lifted His Palm To His Ear. When He Finished, He Explained, "that Was My
Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand."

The Hillbilly Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be Outdone;
He Decided He Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. He Stepped Out Of
The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom. He Returned With A Piece Of Toilet
Paper Hanging From His Behind.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And
Stared At Him. The Hillbilly Finally Said, "well, Will You Look At That.
I'm
Getting A Fax."