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  • 01-12-2012 4:37am
    #1
    Atavan-Halen
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 15,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    So I'm drunk, its 3,30am.

    Have you ever had a burning question you wanted to ask me? Need relationship advice? Should you ask that girl out? And to know a cocktail recipe? Well now is your chance! Our hot and horny operators are online! Ask me anything here and I'll answer it!


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    Sparks43
    Registered Users Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Ok i will start off

    Sir Atavan My Guru

    How many Little Pikas can Pikachu produce before she changes sex and becomes a Male Raichu?


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    Atavan-Halen
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    Sparks43 wrote: »
    Ok i will start off

    Sir Atavan My Guru

    How many Little Pikas can Pikachu produce before she changes sex and becomes a Male Raichu?

    Depends on how much she's ovulating. As a estimate bout three fiddy.

    THIS IS REAL SCIENCE PEOPLE.


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    CiDeRmAn
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    I have a "friend" who has a burning sensation every time he uses his Dreamcast Trance Pack anally.
    Where is he going wrong?


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    Atavan-Halen
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    CiDeRmAn wrote: »
    I have a "friend" who has a burning sensation every time he uses his Dreamcast Trance Pack anally.
    Where is he going wrong?

    Vaseline. You need to use at least two tubs.


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    CiDeRmAn
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    Wow, my "friend" thanks you!


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    o1s1n
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    Master of the Universe


    Its Saturday morning and I'm hung over again. I feel like death. How do you do it? Any tips?


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    CiDeRmAn
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    Hi Atavan!
    When I host a Beers I get an urge to butcher everyone when someone turns on a CDi, any ideas how to tackle this issue?
    Thanks!
    From Ciderman, 40&3/4s


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    Retr0gamer
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    Hi Atavan,

    Everytime I try to show people the wonders of the CDi I get the feeling that people just aren't interested and turn against me? Do you have any advice on how to deal with these types of people?
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    Atavan-Halen
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    o1s1n wrote: »
    Its Saturday morning and I'm hung over again. I feel like death. How do you do it? Any tips?

    My number one essential item I cannot live without is alka seltzer. It's literally my lifeline after a Sesh. Take one before you go to bed follwed by a pint of water and then two in the morning.


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    K.O.Kiki
    Registered Users Posts: 18,703 ✭✭✭✭K.O.Kiki


    C6ahAl.jpg

    I find the above image strangely attractive.
    Am I a nerd?


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    CiDeRmAn
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    Atavan is currently dusting his flute, having seen the above image, normal "Ask Atavan" service will continue as soon as he can wash himself off and do up his trousers....
    Unless it's a weekend, Ask Atavan is conducted in the nude on weekends, with thanks to our sponsors Lidl Protein Stain Remover!


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    Atavan-Halen
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    Ciderman and retr0 I think you both have some deeply rooted cdi based issues. I think the only option for both of you is to seek more advanced help. Call my fully trained professionals on 1890-HOT-ASIAN-BABES-69.


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    Atavan-Halen
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    K.O.Kiki wrote: »
    C6ahAl.jpg

    I find the above image strangely attractive.
    Am I a nerd?

    That's perfectly normal as long as you're not eyeing up the pichu. She's clearly underage, it's a trap


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