If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hi all! We have been experiencing an issue on site where threads have been missing the latest postings. The platform host Vanilla are working on this issue. A workaround that has been used by some is to navigate back from 1 to 10+ pages to re-sync the thread and this will then show the latest posts. Thanks, Mike.

Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Is this sexy

padraiggg · 2012-08-31 16:46:19

I heard that sexy books are interesting nowadays, what do you think of this A man in a hat went into a hotel, took his hat off and walked hatlessly up to the frontdesk. 'Good morning mr Sexington' said the receptionist. Good morning siad Trent his eyes looking through her into her soul. There wasnt much there, just some…

31-08-2012 5:46pm

#1

padraiggg

Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭

Join Date: October 2009

Posts: 50

I heard that sexy books are interesting nowadays, what do you think of this

A man in a hat went into a hotel, took his hat off and walked hatlessly up to the frontdesk.

'Good morning mr Sexington' said the receptionist.

Good morning siad Trent his eyes looking through her into her soul. There wasnt much there, just some vague dreams about nice dresses and rich men. Hahaha too easy thought Trent as he strode past her flexing his biceps so hard that his suit ripped and he nearly fainted.

Can i take your suitcase said the woman? You can certainly try.. if it'll fit, said Trent, erotically eyeing her trouser front. Good grief thought the woman, her inner goddess put its deskfan on and wiped a bit of sweat from its lip.

Trent ripped the suitcase forcefully from her grip and pushed powerfully past her into the lift. GOING DOWN? Said Trent as he handed her back the suitcase. even though it was up to the room.

Her inner goddess held her back for a second but then Trents Windows-95-startup-screen blue eyes pulled her into the lift. With the help of his regional bodybuilding finalist-sized arms.

BING! The lift got to the 177th floor penthouse... 'ladies first' said Trent holding the door open and smiling loudly... 'But men just before' he wittily added before gracefully and sexfully brushing past her.

She followed him in, her brain and her pants contents aflame with desire and thinking...

308

Comments

#2 31-08-2012 5:51pm

ThePhantomYoda

Registered Users Posts: 12 ✭

Join Date: August 2012

Posts: 9

What the hell was that?!?

0
#3 31-08-2012 6:02pm

Oryx

Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2004

Posts: 18585

Trent is BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

0
#4 31-08-2012 8:20pm

lazygal

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: August 2009

Posts: 12287

I'll have your babies Trent. It will be sexy.

0
#5 31-08-2012 8:23pm

tin79

Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2008

Posts: 1235

Sexington and sexfully in the same post?

Whats not to love!

0
#6 31-08-2012 8:28pm

MidlandsM

Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2010

Posts: 5538

what is this BS?

0
Advertisement
#7 31-08-2012 8:32pm

El Guapo!

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2009

Posts: 11580

You're my hero.

0
#8 31-08-2012 8:32pm

Knex*

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2009

Posts: 22434

MOAR TRENT!

0
#9 31-08-2012 8:32pm

fitz0

Closed Accounts Posts: 1,753 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2008

Posts: 1710

MidlandsM wrote: »

what is this BS?

Genius. That's what.

0
#10 31-08-2012 8:33pm

KamiKazeKitten

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2010

Posts: 2390

wrote:

Good morning siad Trent his eyes looking through her into her soul. There wasnt much there, just some vague dreams about nice dresses and rich men.

Sounds like Sex and the City..

0
#11 31-08-2012 8:38pm

staker

Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭

Join Date: August 2007

Posts: 5582

I love your style of writing Padraigg-brilliant!

0
Advertisement
#12 31-08-2012 8:40pm

Hardonraging

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2012

Posts: 2634

Trent you damn Legend !!! you made me the smothering hot mound of man love i am today !!!

0
#13 31-08-2012 8:57pm

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

MidlandsM wrote: »

what is this BS?

You shut your mouth, Trent is sexxoring ladies.

0
#14 31-08-2012 9:08pm

Pottler

Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2012

Posts: 5045

Smooth, but crunchy. I quite like it you know, Vicar.

0
#15 31-08-2012 9:22pm

Auldloon

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2007

Posts: 1185

I'm wetting myself here in a manly manner.

0
#16 31-08-2012 9:36pm

Benny_Cake

Closed Accounts Posts: 4,205 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2004

Posts: 3852

"Windows-95-startup-screen blue eyes".

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

0
#17 31-08-2012 9:59pm

El Weirdo

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2008

Posts: 10895

A man in a hat went into a hotel, took his hat off and walked hatlessly up to the frontdesk.

Opened with this piece of genius. I gave it 5 stars without having to read the rest.

0
#18 31-08-2012 10:02pm

Whippersnapper

Registered Users Posts: 598 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2009

Posts: 584

Genius.

0
#19 31-08-2012 10:06pm

January

Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2007

Posts: 23146

100 out of 10.

0
#20 31-08-2012 10:28pm

jasonc5432

Registered Users Posts: 325 ✭✭

Join Date: April 2008

Posts: 301

Very VERY funny! I reckon you could definitely get this material into a professional publication. Maybe even one of the lads mags in the UK, like Nuts. You deserve to be paid for this stuff

0
#21 31-08-2012 10:35pm

mike65

Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2001

Posts: 84057

I ****ing hate post-modern sexyness.

0
Advertisement
#22 31-08-2012 10:43pm

summerskin

Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2010

Posts: 1698

Trent has filled a void in my life, like the void he fills between women's thighs.

We are all Trent's bitches and man-bitches.

0
#23 31-08-2012 11:07pm

Defiler Of The Coffin

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2011

Posts: 2078

50 Shades Of Trent.

I love the way some of Trent's dialogue isn't even wrapped in quotation marks. He's just too f*cking cool for them

0
#24 31-08-2012 11:17pm

af_thefragile

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2006

Posts: 6720

But the main question is did some sex happen?!?!!!?!!!!

0
#25 31-08-2012 11:19pm

Orim

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2009

Posts: 4834

af_thefragile wrote: »

But the main question is did some sex happen?!?!!!?!!!!

Trent is sexington. Hatted or hatlessly, sex happens.

0
#26 01-09-2012 1:06am

Antilles

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2007

Posts: 1102

ThePhantomYoda wrote: »

What the hell was that?!?

Snapkick!

0
#27 01-09-2012 1:06am

ToniTuddle

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2009

Posts: 8864

Trent has returned!!! My life is now complete!

0
#28 01-09-2012 1:35am

[Deleted User]
Posts: 0 ✭

Join Date: -

Posts: 0

I may have wee'd slightly with excitement.

Mods: can we create a discussion thread for this? I'm following it and hate getting notifications when there's no Trentation going on.

Yup. Trentation.

0
#29 01-09-2012 2:20am

Opinicus

Closed Accounts Posts: 816 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2010

Posts: 785

January wrote: »

1000 out of 10.

You left out a zero but I fixeded it for youse!

0
#30 01-09-2012 2:37am

tippspur

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2007

Posts: 4018

I don't know what it's about but I'm following this thread to find out.:)

0
Advertisement
#31 01-09-2012 2:40am

Sar_Bear

Closed Accounts Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2012

Posts: 4533

I love you Trent!! I'll have sex with you, even if you do shoot me afterwards! Peeeoww peeeow!

0
#32 01-09-2012 10:34am

pandaboy

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2008

Posts: 584

The "Trentiverse" just got bigger.

0
#33 01-09-2012 11:37am

TURRICAN

Closed Accounts Posts: 717 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2007

Posts: 648

If this is the moment we've all being "waiting for on boards" ...

It just dropped to an all time low!

0
#34 01-09-2012 11:48am

niallo76

Registered Users Posts: 426 ✭✭

Join Date: July 2009

Posts: 378

Pure genius

0
#35 01-09-2012 11:57am

Oryx

Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2004

Posts: 18585

TURRICAN wrote: »

If this is the moment we've all being "waiting for on boards" ...

It just dropped to an all time low!

Padraiggg is a genius. But like all true artists, he is misunderstood by some.

Just let yourself feel the Trent love.

0
#36 01-09-2012 11:59am

Sar_Bear

Closed Accounts Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2012

Posts: 4533

TURRICAN wrote: »

If this is the moment we've all being "waiting for on boards" ...

It just dropped to an all time low!

Shun the non believer!

0
Advertisement
#37 01-09-2012 11:59am

Lplated

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 372 ✭✭

Join Date: April 2006

Posts: 361

ThePhantomYoda wrote: »

What the hell was that?!?

MidlandsM wrote: »

what is this BS?

Art.

Comedy.

Originality.

The outpourings of a beautiful mind neatly packaged in handy ready to read posts for the delectation of believers, philistines and others.

And all for free.

Read it and swoon.

0
#38 01-09-2012 12:28pm

GhostInTheRuins

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2006

Posts: 5843

Quality Trent.

0
#39 01-09-2012 1:05pm

Canard

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2008

Posts: 8503

PERFECTION :pac:

"sexfully"

0
#40 01-09-2012 1:23pm

Defiler Of The Coffin

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2011

Posts: 2078

Oryx wrote: »

Just let yourself feel the Trent love.

Yes. Be glad you have a choice in the matter.

0
#41 01-09-2012 1:37pm

ananas

Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 390 ✭✭

Join Date: April 2009

Posts: 363

I'm having chest pains from laughter. I never knew of this Trent cad, I must do some research on him and his sexy adventures.

0
Advertisement
#42 01-09-2012 1:38pm

Oryx

Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2004

Posts: 18585

ananas wrote: »

I'm having chest pains from laughter. I never knew of this Trent cad, I must do some research on him and his sexy adventures.

To aid the uninitiated.

0
#43 01-09-2012 1:42pm

BQQ

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2009

Posts: 2087

The thread title pulled me in suggesting some mild tittilation.

Then.....WHAM!.....I got hit by a Trent-bomb.

I never saw him coming.
Or going.
I just caught a brief glimpse of his snakeskin boots......IN MY FACE!

0
#44 01-09-2012 2:01pm

later12

Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2010

Posts: 10803

OP is so well written, entertaining and original. I cracked up in a cafe here, and laughed so hard a little bit of drool came out. You are wondrous, OP.

0
#45 01-09-2012 2:47pm

Zaph

Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,336 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2003

Posts: 45081

TURRICAN wrote: »

If this is the moment we've all being "waiting for on boards" ...

It just dropped to an all time low!

That's sitebannin' talk right there mister...

0
#46 01-09-2012 3:04pm

MarkHitide

Closed Accounts Posts: 233 ✭✭

Join Date: May 2012

Posts: 229

Mad Men before Trent-

http://thefeministwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mad-men.jpeg

Mad Men after Trent-

http://www.drfunkenberry.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/wham.jpg

0
#47 01-09-2012 3:17pm

[Deleted User]
Posts: 0 ✭

Join Date: -

Posts: 0

Nope, this is Mad Men after Trent.

(OK, I got lazy after the first two ...)

0
#48 01-09-2012 6:11pm

--Kaiser--

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2000

Posts: 6410

padraiggg, you should write a book. You will make millions

0
#49 01-09-2012 6:20pm

cornbb

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2005

Posts: 6298

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

padraiggg, you should write a book. You will make millions

I'd buy it.

0
#50 01-09-2012 7:05pm

Orim

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2009

Posts: 4834

cornbb wrote: »

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

padraiggg, you should write a book. You will make millions

I'd buy it.

Probably easier to list people that wouldn't buy it.

And then shoot them.

0
#51 01-09-2012 7:30pm

Oryx

Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2004

Posts: 18585

It needs to be an illustrated book. We have got to see a vision of Trent's dark smouldering looks under that mysterious disappearing reappearing hat.

0
Advertisement