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09-03-2012, 12:56   #1
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Nineteen wives

And nine children later, you'd think this smooth operator would have learned his lesson the first time.

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A Mayo-born grandfather who married 19 times is to serve a prison sentence for bigamy at weekends because of his age.

Oliver Killeen (75) was sentenced to 90 days in prison in Toronto, Canada, on conviction for the first of his fraudulent marriages into which he entered in 1978.

He pleaded guilty in a Toronto courthouse to one count of bigamy after admitting he married Barbara Daniels in 1978 while still married to another woman. Details of the previous marriage emerged when Ms Daniels filed for divorce.

He served a prison sentence for bigamy in Britain in 2004.
Killeen emigrated from Castlebar in the 1950s with his first wife who bore him nine children but died, aged 38. He went on to marry 18 other women in Canada and Britain.
Everyone loves a good wedding I suppose. Could he be classed as a wedding addict? I don't know whether to be in awe of the man or what.
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I've enough trouble satisfying one
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19 wives? thats ALOT of nagging, shoes, clothes, and handbags
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I've enough trouble satisfying one
small todger?
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I've heard there are battery operated devices that might help you out there.
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small todger?

No. Enormous fanny
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19 wives? thats ALOT of nagging, shoes, clothes, and handbags
Perhaps he has a huge mickey?

/low-brow mode.
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Mayos version of cassanova
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I've heard there are battery operated devices that might help you out there.

Yeah laptops
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A few centuries ago this would have made him a prophet
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We heard
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No. Enormous fanny
ah i see she been satisfying herself with a marrow then.... she must have been worried about getting food poisoned from those dodgy cucumbers last year.
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Maybe if your bollix wasn't so angry?? Slow down, make love, think about her for a change..
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What is the punishment for getting married 19 times?

19 mother in laws!!
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Maybe if your bollix wasn't so angry?? Slow down, make love, think about her for a change..

How I laughed
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